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 Topic: Hundreds of Questions to Ask a Muslim

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  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #150 - October 15, 2010, 01:06 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 15, 2010, 12:24 PM
    Isn't that how south east Asian girls roll? Hairy back, hairy chin, hairy butt crack? Tell me no lies.



    I'll have you know that we do not have hairy chins! finmad
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #151 - October 15, 2010, 01:09 PM
    ^ But the back and crack are true?
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #152 - October 15, 2010, 01:09 PM
    Quote from: Poopycock on October 15, 2010, 01:06 PM

    I'll have you know that we do not have hairy chins! finmad


    My hairy eskimo ex-wife had one very long string of hair growing out of her chin. I would sometimes lay my head in her lap and gently tug at it with my lips.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #153 - October 15, 2010, 01:10 PM
    ^ loooooooooool
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #154 - October 15, 2010, 01:13 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 15, 2010, 01:09 PM
    ^ But the back and crack are true?



    I've never looked.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #155 - October 15, 2010, 01:20 PM
    @Blackdog

    Rumour is that Poppycock is the town bicycle on whom everyone rides. And that you suck the crooked toes of geriatrics. Question is, for much will you clean up my razor sharp toe nails?
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #156 - October 15, 2010, 01:21 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on October 15, 2010, 12:55 PM
    -1


    let me have a crack at it

    this always works for my cousin Rafik. He is the Mikeel Keane of Lobnan.

    "you make me want to touch myself. like doktor doing self-test and/or doktor with no lisense and too much time with his hands"
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #157 - October 15, 2010, 01:27 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 15, 2010, 01:20 PM
    @Blackdog

    Rumour is that Poppycock is the town bicycle on whom everyone rides. And that you suck the crooked toes of geriatrics. Question is, for much will you clean up my razor sharp toe nails?


    ROFL

    Well you're not telling the whole truth now are you MAB? She might be riding the town bike but I know one thing for certain. It's a tandem.

    Tell me MAB is this how you know about the back hair?
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #158 - October 15, 2010, 01:29 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 15, 2010, 01:20 PM
    @Blackdog

    Rumour is that Poppycock is the town bicycle on whom everyone rides. And that you suck the crooked toes of geriatrics. Question is, for much will you clean up my razor sharp toe nails?



    Do you know what's really tragic? I can't ride a bicycle  Cry
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #159 - October 15, 2010, 01:33 PM
    Quote from: Poopycock on October 15, 2010, 01:29 PM

    Do you know what's really tragic? I can't ride a bicycle  Cry


    Aww I think this is her euphemism for being a virgin.

     far away hug

    Trust in MAB he is an expert on “bike riding”.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #160 - October 15, 2010, 01:36 PM
    I yam a hairy veerjin.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #161 - October 15, 2010, 01:46 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on October 15, 2010, 01:21 PM
    let me have a crack at it

    this always works for my cousin Rafik. He is the Mikeel Keane of Lobnan.

    "you make me want to touch myself. like doktor doing self-test and/or doktor with no lisense and too much time with his hands"


    0/10

    Next.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #162 - October 15, 2010, 01:48 PM
    @Blackdog

    What a catamite you are. I know about the hairy back cuz I tumbled you on my bed and discharged myself manfully. Stray question: To how many people have you given the same disease?
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #163 - October 15, 2010, 02:02 PM
    Quote from: Ishina on October 15, 2010, 01:46 PM
    0/10

    Next.

    I wanna make an explosion inside of you Borat style.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #164 - October 15, 2010, 02:06 PM
    Well, this is awkward.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #165 - October 15, 2010, 02:10 PM
    ^ This thread is afterall titled "Awkward Questions"

    Greatly fetched by it were you? I knew it. This courtship ends here. I've pulled and the little catamite failed.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #166 - October 15, 2010, 02:15 PM
    Quote from: Poopycock on October 15, 2010, 01:29 PM

    Do you know what's really tragic? I can't ride a bicycle  Cry

    I will teach you baby. Owing to the vast distance which separates us you'll need for the training  purpose a webcam and any article of clothing north of your toes completely off. Socks are optional.. I will show you something special.
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #167 - October 15, 2010, 02:32 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 15, 2010, 02:15 PM
    I will teach you baby. Owing to the vast distance which separates us you'll need for the training  purpose a webcam and any article of clothing north of your toes completely off. Socks are optional.. I will show you something special.



    Long woolley stripey socks that reach my knees are ok?
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #168 - October 15, 2010, 02:38 PM
    Do the socks have sura al-Fatiha stiched on them?
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #169 - October 15, 2010, 02:48 PM
    Nope, but the tag says 'Made in China'
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #170 - October 30, 2010, 09:05 PM
    "If the Quran was the final message for mankind, then why was alcohol only banned in the hadith?"
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  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #171 - October 30, 2010, 09:37 PM
    Intoxicants are banned in the Quran too.
    .
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #172 - October 30, 2010, 09:40 PM
    alcohol isnt, its has lots of references to alcohol, just says not to drink until intoxication.  From what I understand it was only later, when worshippers turned up to Kaaba & were praying pissed, that it became haram & was banned in the hadith
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  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #173 - October 30, 2010, 09:57 PM
    Oh yeah the abrogation. Yeah this one bothered me as well.

    Muslims would say Allah couldn't ban everything at once, it had to go step by step. But there are other things that were banned at once wasn't there? Can't think of what now though Grin
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #174 - October 30, 2010, 10:37 PM
    abrogation refers to meccan & medinan versus in the Quran - however their argument that its the final message still stands, as whatever has been abrogated is still retained within the final message of the Quran.

    The example I gave of alcohol is slightly different, where the hadith apparently abrogate the Quran, the supposed final message.
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  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #175 - October 30, 2010, 10:56 PM
    OK, but my point was why does an Omniscient God use abrogation?
  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #176 - October 30, 2010, 11:06 PM
    Allah couldn't ban everything at once Tongue
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  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #177 - October 30, 2010, 11:25 PM
    God has his limits too, you just can't turn backward nomads into a Utopian paradise overnight.  
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #178 - October 30, 2010, 11:31 PM
    I don't think the example of alcohol is a clear-cut example of abrogation, the Qur'an always makes clear that alcohol is a bad substance and the hadith then going on to ban it completely isn't exactly a contradiction.

    A more clear cut example of Mo making things up - I mean abrogation - would be him changing the qibla from Jerusalem to Mecca. Why would an omniscient god change his mind?  whistling2
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  • Re: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Muslims...
     Reply #179 - October 30, 2010, 11:33 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on October 30, 2010, 11:06 PM
    Allah couldn't ban everything at once Tongue


    But he has banned things immediately in Islam. Why certain things and not other?

    And besides there are clear and specific moments when the ban got tighter, an incline if you may, the incident after the fact. It wasn't as if the ban was following a prepared timeline.
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