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 Topic: I hate my colleagues at work

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  • I hate my colleagues at work
     OP - February 11, 2010, 12:27 AM
    My fucking job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the gimps I work with:

    First there is the supermodel wanna be bird I'll give her credit she if pretty fucking fit. But She's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/want/desires of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.

    The next bint is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest person on the planet. He career opportunities are endless, yet she is here with us. Looks wise, she is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, muchless shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think is a lesbian, every time we drive by a hardware store she moans like she is creaming her panties.

    Finally and the jewel of the crowd is a fucking stoner. I'm not talking a social user. This lad is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been 'straight' in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a fucking ' throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE fUCKING DOG!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.

    Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #1 - February 11, 2010, 12:33 AM
    Dude, that was weak, even by your standards
    I hear what you're saying. You're spinning my head around.
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #2 - February 11, 2010, 12:35 AM
    Good lord man where do you work?

    Since you drive solving mysteries are you Jinn hunters??
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #3 - February 11, 2010, 12:55 AM
    Are you an erotic dancer Tut?
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #4 - February 11, 2010, 12:58 AM
    lol
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #5 - February 11, 2010, 01:25 AM

    I hope you cut and pasted that from somewhere else, because if you spent ages writing it, it was the joke equivalent of impotence and failure to get an erection.





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  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #6 - February 11, 2010, 01:43 AM
    A quick google search reveals....he copied it, pasted it, and laughed his puny ass off when he first read it.

    Which makes him slightly less of a loser.
    I hear what you're saying. You're spinning my head around.
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #7 - February 11, 2010, 01:51 AM
    Quote from: Johnmuslim on February 11, 2010, 01:43 AM
    A quick google search reveals....he copied it, pasted it, and laughed his puny ass off when he first read it.

    Which makes him slightly less of a loser.

    Nice catch man. He really is a troll then. Pathetic !
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #8 - February 11, 2010, 04:26 AM
    catch? it was abit obvious its posted on like over a 100 different forums. I guess the concept of internet humour goes over some folks.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #9 - February 11, 2010, 05:05 AM
    I don't frequent any other forum. You could've just said "I found this" or sth. Plus it's not really funny.
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #10 - February 11, 2010, 03:12 PM
    The whole point of it is not to let on it is a joke, and then laugh at those who naively believe it. As this has happened on forums. Its a 4chan thing man, anonymous!
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #11 - February 11, 2010, 04:00 PM
    It's alright.  Smiley
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #12 - February 11, 2010, 04:40 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on February 11, 2010, 12:27 AM
    My fucking job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the gimps I work with:

    First there is the supermodel wanna be bird I'll give her credit she if pretty fucking fit. But She's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/want/desires of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.

    The next bint is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest person on the planet. He career opportunities are endless, yet she is here with us. Looks wise, she is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, muchless shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think is a lesbian, every time we drive by a hardware store she moans like she is creaming her panties.

    Finally and the jewel of the crowd is a fucking stoner. I'm not talking a social user. This lad is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been 'straight' in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a fucking ' throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE fUCKING DOG!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.

    Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy fuck that was hilarious
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #13 - February 11, 2010, 05:56 PM
    I was hook-lined right up until the last sentence  finmad
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  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #14 - February 11, 2010, 06:00 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on February 11, 2010, 05:56 PM
    I was hook-lined right up until the last sentence  finmad


    LOL Wow, you suckk.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #15 - February 11, 2010, 06:01 PM
    You meddling kids!  finmad
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  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #16 - February 11, 2010, 06:06 PM
    I was thinking Tuts boss must be very laid back and his work colleague must be a really caring sort of guy, if he takes his dog to work with him  Cheesy
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  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #17 - February 11, 2010, 06:07 PM
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: I hate my colleagues at work
     Reply #18 - February 11, 2010, 08:01 PM
    Ok check this out:

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