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  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     OP - February 24, 2010, 11:05 AM

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    Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work

    1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

    2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

    3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to assault her.

    4. If you are in a lift and a woman gets in, don’t assault her. You know what? Don’t even ogle her.

    5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not assault her.

    6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or assault her.

    7. When you lurk in bushes and doorways with criminal intentions, always wear bright clothing, wave a flashlight, or play “Boys Who Rape (Should All Be Destroyed)” by the Raveonettes on a boombox really loud, so women in the vicinity will know where to aim their flamethrowers.

    8. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from assaulting women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you when in public.

    9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to assault a woman, you can hand the whistle to your buddy, so s/he can blow it to call for help.

    10. Give your buddy a revolver, so that when indifferent passers-by either ignore the rape whistle, or gather round to enjoy the spectacle, s/he can pistol-whip you.

    Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be assaulting her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

    http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2009/12/06/i-got-yer-rape-prevention-email-forward-right-here/



     Grin  I love it.

    So sick of all the things telling women how to avoid being raped, good to see, even if it is in sarcastic jest, something telling guys how to avoid doing it.

    We should redo it as something islam related. (thanks to iggy for facebooking this)

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #1 - February 24, 2010, 11:10 AM

    Example of an islamic twist:

    1 - If you see a strand of hair, don't assault her, get a friend to hold you back if you can't restrain yourself.

    2 - If you hear a womans voice speaking nearby, don't assault her


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #2 - February 24, 2010, 11:12 AM

    It doesn't specify anything about tissues with chloroform and black Fiat vans so that means I'm safe.... What a relief, I thought I was done for.

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #3 - February 24, 2010, 11:13 AM

     Cheesy  Once we have reworked the list, you won't be safe anymore.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #4 - February 24, 2010, 01:29 PM

    Example of an islamic twist:

    1 - If you see a strand of hair, don't assault her, get a friend to hold you back if you can't restrain yourself.

    2 - If you hear a womans voice speaking nearby, don't assault her




    Better yet;

    1 - If you fear that seeing a woman on the street may arouse your desires, then wear a thick, eye covering face veil whenever you are out in public which will prevent you from being able to see a woman's face or body clearly.

    2 - If you hear a woman's voice speaking nearby, wear some earplugs!

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #5 - February 28, 2010, 12:21 PM

    If I go swimming in shark infested waters, and I have my ass eaten by a shark, then I am to blame for my stupidity, blaming the shark is as stupid as blaming a door when you walk into it.
  • Re: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #6 - February 28, 2010, 12:36 PM

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    If I go swimming in shark infested waters, and I have my ass eaten by a shark, then I am to blame for my stupidity, blaming the shark is as stupid as blaming a door when you walk into it.

     

     Roll Eyes


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #7 - February 28, 2010, 12:46 PM

    I think that this issue should be addressed through education.  We should teach people to see it as 'unplanned sexual intercourse' or 'surpise sex' to use a more catchy phrase, rather than 'rape' which is quite negative as a term.

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #8 - February 28, 2010, 01:33 PM

    Better yet;

    1 - If you fear that seeing a woman on the street may arouse your desires, then wear a thick, eye covering face veil whenever you are out in public which will prevent you from being able to see a woman's face or body clearly.

    2 - If you hear a woman's voice speaking nearby, wear some earplugs!

    Better yet, wear a chastity belt whose key only your wife has so you won't be able to rape anyone.
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #9 - September 23, 2013, 09:05 AM

    Yeah, I see myself agreeing with those tips.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #10 - September 23, 2013, 12:39 PM

    I don’t agree with the bits on honesty.
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #11 - September 23, 2013, 11:41 PM

    Quod - your archiving - plenty of sex, gender and violence.

    As to the OP.

    I don't want to talk about rape/sexual violence (perhaps yet)because I will get accused off being creepy, spend too much time in the gender and sexuality section and if my train of thought is kept for any length of time (new destinations maybe reached). Trigger warnings galore. And I don't want to be on that train of thought. I already have Allat's ire to contend with.

    I feel that even though I am on intellectually safe ground, it will be construed as something else.

    FYI I had the response to the OP, can't remember if it was a parody or a analogy to skin colour, like I said not sure - but it has been posted and tested in my other place of record, well not record really, because it is a small forum which prunes any topic not having a reply in three months (not even archived), and I can't remember, it is a forgottery, it will come back, it usually does.

    The only reason why I have a response to the OP, is because in my early days here, it was presented to me and I had no answer.


    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #12 - September 24, 2013, 07:26 AM

     Huh?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #13 - September 24, 2013, 11:21 AM

    Huh?


    First I pointed out that your necromancy seems to resurrect threads involving topics of sex, gender and violence, it is a bit creepy.

    Which is what I was accused of when I myself talked about sex, gender and violence. (Before your time Quod, but you must have read some of my back catalogue).

    Then I mentioned that I particularly do not want to discuss rape/sexual violence because

    1. Don't want my train of thought to feature rape/sexual violence.
    2. Even though imo I would be on intellectually safe ground, some of it might be construed as something else.
    3. Already skating on thin ice with Allat.

    Then lets mention the OP. That parody was presented to me in a lively discussion, I had no answer then, but I do now, or should I say I did, because I have forgotten - Either it was another parody or I used an analogy with the victim being black/brown. I know it was a good response because I posted it on the other site I post on and got little grief - but because on that forum, threads are deleted if no new posts are posted on thread for three months, I have lost my reasoned response. It will come back to me.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #14 - September 24, 2013, 11:30 AM

    I didn't realise I resurrected threads specifically along those lines. Though you do seem to imply I get off on sex and violence when obviously my post saying I agree with the tips is anything but. Consider it my way of highlighting victim blaming, which does happen and needs to be called out. Hence saying I agree with the tips.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #15 - September 24, 2013, 08:08 PM

    Just to entertain it for a bit - It depend if you think rape is all about power and not sex, or a mixture of the two. Of course it makes no difference, it is still rape. if it about power, you can't do nowt much, if it is about sex, maybe you can.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #16 - September 25, 2013, 12:43 AM

    People say it's about power not sex, though I'd be surprised if sex was never also a part of it. I'm fully aware I can't stop rape, but highlighting victim blaming is important in my eyes.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #17 - September 25, 2013, 10:24 AM

    I'm fully aware I can't stop rape

    You might need to seek professional help for that…

    Tongue
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #18 - September 25, 2013, 04:59 PM

    Lol you know what I mean.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #19 - September 26, 2013, 09:00 PM

    People say it's about power not sex, though I'd be surprised if sex was never also a part of it. I'm fully aware I can't stop rape, but highlighting victim blaming is important in my eyes.


    So my daughter, who might get into university, I don't have to talk to her about personal responsibility and safety. I think the OP printed on billboards will be sufficient, yes the scum will read it and think yes - I am packing in my wants/needs.

    Her birthday is on St Patricks day, imagine being a uni, or later on, it is St Patrick's day and your birthday, lol the devil drink at hand. I'd explain to her that drink for drink she is going to get drunk quicker and lose her inhibition quicker. Rohypnol is a myth, most girls are just drunk.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #20 - September 27, 2013, 05:53 PM

     Roll Eyes it's such a myth, 2 of my friends were mythologically drugged.

    I know the difference between them drugged and them drunk, it was no myth.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #21 - September 27, 2013, 06:05 PM

    Berbs, the comment "rohypnol is a myth" really does sum up the reason I felt the need to bring this thread and others like it back. What a thing to say banghead

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #22 - September 27, 2013, 06:07 PM

    Quote
    Berbs, the comment "rohypnol is a myth" really does sum up the reason I felt the need to bring this thread and others like it back. What a thing to say banghead


    She sounds like a nice girl.  whistling2

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #23 - September 27, 2013, 06:46 PM

     Huh?

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #24 - September 27, 2013, 06:50 PM

    Sorry Luthiel...I'm really not that kind of guy.

    Respect women.

    No means no.

     Smiley

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #25 - September 27, 2013, 06:53 PM

    I still don't get it.

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #26 - September 27, 2013, 07:34 PM

    If I explained to you my sense of humour then you may stop believing in it.

    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #27 - September 27, 2013, 07:39 PM

    If I explained to you my sense of humour then you may stop believing in it.


    I have no idea why I love that line so much Cheesy

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #28 - September 28, 2013, 12:24 AM

    Berbs, the comment "rohypnol is a myth" really does sum up the reason I felt the need to bring this thread and others like it back. What a thing to say banghead


    I had to curtail my Friday five-a-side for over forties followed by food and special fags and some funk - by an hour when I saw this. Berbs comment on its own would not have done it.
    So Quod, there is a faction people out there who think 'rohypnol is a myth', constant problem you are hearing about? Convenient excuse to hang me and your reason for bringing up the thread.

    Now lets look at my comment 'rohypnol is a myth' - it is non-sensical, obviously I meant something else, lol magically thinking those three words will explain my drift, obviously not. last night must have typed a, I don't know, over a thousand words on different topics, I made a rash post, left it too bare, for others to picks on, missed leaving the substance, so to speak. Scuse the mis-step.

    What I meant.

    It is a myth that rohypnol use is as widespread as perhaps thought. My two best friends are laywers, spoke to one of them tonight, asked him how many rape cases he has been involved in, he said - including those that require a visit to the police station but charges might not be brought - he said 20. How many involve alcohol? Virtually all of them. How many involve Rohypnol - None. On it's own it as good as Berbs anecdote. he said possibly that Rohypnol was a city type thing. But he had never come across it in twenty years and twenty cases.

    In addition, the last time I was on this train of though, I checked the research behind rohypnol/alcohol and rape. What I found was an over-representation of women who thought they had been administered rohypnol but when checked it was alcohol. Now that was two years ago - but the general impression was that many victims had drunk themselves into stupor. This does not discount the use of rohypnol as a date rape drug, but the real date-rape drug is alcohol. two thirds of all rapes in the UK involve alcohol. My advice to my daughter still stands.

    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work
     Reply #29 - September 28, 2013, 12:44 AM

    So Quod, there is a faction people out there who think 'rohypnol is a myth', constant problem you are hearing about? Convenient excuse to hang me and your reason for bringing up the thread.


    I disagree with your comment, but that doesn't mean I have anything against you personally. I really don't.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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