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 Topic: Berbs Blog, much madness within

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  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #510 - April 26, 2008, 11:32 AM

    As it happens KT, I quit a few weeks ago, been stone dry since.


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #511 - April 26, 2008, 11:35 AM


    If you want to get lost in a sea of strangers there will be plenty of opportunity for it. Just start acting superior and slagging her friends off and they'll soon leave you alone.  Cheesy

    Alternatively just be honest and explain that due to your past you are a social disaster area and if they can't handle it that's their problem.


    It's ok, my friend isn't going anymore, instead we are going to go out just us two on friday.  dance  Xfm's first friday, which has a live band for the kareoke who play all the rock tunes of the moment.  Cheesy  (not that an introvert like me would ever do it, but my friend has made me promise I will  Shocked)

    Now I'm excited, plus the sun is shining today, and I'm off to take the kids swimming.

    I cancelled the access with their dad today, I really don't care what the judge says, after last weeks fiasco with my son running off, I'm in no rush to appease anyone.  Roll Eyes

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #512 - April 26, 2008, 05:09 PM

    Glad to hear you're feeling better - the sunshine does help!
    Having met you I can assure you that you are absolutely NOT crap at socialising, in fact you come accross as bubbly, fun-loving, enthusiastic and outgoing. All this negative talk about yourself is coming from the depression which is skewing your viewpoint of yourself, and that in turn is a natural reaction to events in your life. As Dio said, you HAVE achieved a lot, you ARE a success, and by the way I would dispute your claim that you are not talented enough to be a writer, because I think you are. The timing may not be right at the moment, but once things settle down a bit I think your creative juices will start to flow.

    Life is a sexually transmitted disease which is invariably fatal.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #513 - April 26, 2008, 05:14 PM

    Glad to hear you're feeling better - the sunshine does help!
    Having met you I can assure you that you are absolutely NOT crap at socialising, in fact you come accross as bubbly, fun-loving, enthusiastic and outgoing. All this negative talk about yourself is coming from the depression which is skewing your viewpoint of yourself, and that in turn is a natural reaction to events in your life. As Dio said, you HAVE achieved a lot, you ARE a success, and by the way I would dispute your claim that you are not talented enough to be a writer, because I think you are. The timing may not be right at the moment, but once things settle down a bit I think your creative juices will start to flow.



    Thanks Iris hugs socialising one to one is so much eaiser than the group thing lol I think I'm like any introvert when it comes to large gatherings of people. 

    So in my current feeling better mood, I can say it's not that I am crap at socialising, it's just that I am an introvert. 001_tongue

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #514 - April 26, 2008, 06:16 PM

    Glad to hear you're feeling better - the sunshine does help!
    Having met you I can assure you that you are absolutely NOT crap at socialising, in fact you come accross as bubbly, fun-loving, enthusiastic and outgoing.

    BerberElla, I have not met you yet but this is exactly how you come accross in what you write on-line.

    If we could live without passion, maybe we would know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we would be truly dead.

    -
    The Quickest Path to Hate is True Love Betrayed.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #515 - April 27, 2008, 10:55 PM

    One night with me and you'll be sorted... I have that effect on women.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #516 - April 28, 2008, 05:41 AM

    One night with me and you'll be sorted... I have that effect on women.

    uuuuhhhh,...the comments I would LOVE to make here... MUST ... control... my tongue...else I will...be... moderated...must hold... tongue!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #517 - April 28, 2008, 05:44 AM

    One night with me and you'll be sorted... I have that effect on women.


    Stop teasing us. You're married!  finmad
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #518 - April 28, 2008, 06:02 AM

    One night with me and you'll be sorted... I have that effect on women.


    Stop teasing us. You're married!  finmad

    Oh, Gee - traci... did you feel TEASED by Tutsies shameless (and baseless) bragging? LOL!
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #519 - April 28, 2008, 06:32 AM

    One night with me and you'll be sorted... I have that effect on women.


    Stop teasing us. You're married!  finmad

    Oh, Gee - traci... did you feel TEASED by Tutsies shameless (and baseless) bragging? LOL!


    Naah, but I keep thinking of his avatar...
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #520 - April 28, 2008, 06:38 AM

    One night with me and you'll be sorted... I have that effect on women.


    Stop teasing us. You're married!  finmad

    Oh, Gee - traci... did you feel TEASED by Tutsies shameless (and baseless) bragging? LOL!


    Naah, but I keep thinking of his avatar...


    yeah, but that´s not him - and even if it was... it´s not what they look like, but what they do...  whistling2
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #521 - April 28, 2008, 06:44 AM

    One night with me and you'll be sorted... I have that effect on women.


    Stop teasing us. You're married!  finmad

    Oh, Gee - traci... did you feel TEASED by Tutsies shameless (and baseless) bragging? LOL!


    Naah, but I keep thinking of his avatar...


    yeah, but that´s not him - and even if it was... it´s not what they look like, but what they do...  whistling2


    That's true...but I'm a virgin again. Still, when I get married, I'll know where to pick up...    Wink
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #522 - April 28, 2008, 06:48 AM

    If my guy doesn't know what to do...I'll teach him.  Wink
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #523 - April 28, 2008, 06:51 AM

    hehehe... virgin again, huh? How did you achieve that feat? I thought virginity was like a balloon... once pricked, gone forever. LOL.
    But I´m glad to hear you´ll be able to show hubby around and teach him basics - many a man would be in dire need of such education!
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #524 - April 28, 2008, 07:00 AM

    hehehe... virgin again, huh? How did you achieve that feat? I thought virginity was like a balloon... once pricked, gone forever. LOL.
    But I´m glad to hear you´ll be able to show hubby around and teach him basics - many a man would be in dire need of such education!



    My favorite guys were the worst....one minute wonders...actually, much less than a minute. They weren't my favorite for that. They may have been my favorites because they kept me wanting more.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #525 - April 28, 2008, 07:04 AM

    hehehe... virgin again, huh? How did you achieve that feat? I thought virginity was like a balloon... once pricked, gone forever. LOL.
    But I´m glad to hear you´ll be able to show hubby around and teach him basics - many a man would be in dire need of such education!



    I'm not literally a virgin again...but...well, your balloon analogy...LOL...well, you're right...once pricked, always pricked.  Cheesy
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #526 - April 28, 2008, 04:05 PM

    One night with me and you'll be sorted... I have that effect on women.


    Stop teasing us. You're married!  finmad

    Oh, Gee - traci... did you feel TEASED by Tutsies shameless (and baseless) bragging? LOL!


    Most women don't admit it, but they really like a man who can manhandle them in a sexual way. Sexually most women love being dominated. And spanked!  Cheesy
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #527 - April 28, 2008, 04:17 PM



    Most women don't admit it, but they really like a man who can manhandle them in a sexual way. Sexually most women love being dominated. And spanked!  Cheesy


    Ah, but you prefer to be dominated by women instead.  Wink


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #528 - April 28, 2008, 04:25 PM

    One night with me and you'll be sorted... I have that effect on women.


    Stop teasing us. You're married!  finmad

    Oh, Gee - traci... did you feel TEASED by Tutsies shameless (and baseless) bragging? LOL!


    Most women don't admit it, but they really like a man who can manhandle them in a sexual way. Sexually most women love being dominated. And spanked!  Cheesy


    That's true, but sometimes we like to dominate too. If you're a one-minute wonder, then you need to be taught. I should have done that to my one-minute wonders. That's the only thing I regret.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #529 - April 28, 2008, 04:26 PM



    Most women don't admit it, but they really like a man who can manhandle them in a sexual way. Sexually most women love being dominated. And spanked!  Cheesy


    Ah, but you prefer to be dominated by women instead.  Wink

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Oh no...not guys that lick feet!  Shocked
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #530 - April 28, 2008, 04:29 PM



    Oh no...not guys that lick feet!  Shocked


     Cheesy That's KT in a nutshell.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #531 - April 28, 2008, 04:34 PM

    Yes... I like sexually dominating women, exclusively with hot sexy feet. So yes, I guess am a foot fetishist. 
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #532 - April 28, 2008, 04:39 PM

    Yes... I like sexually dominating women, exclusively with hot sexy feet. So yes, I guess am a foot fetishist. 


    How bad is your foot fetish? Would you try to put a foot in your mouth? Do you like stinky feet? I assume you don't like to cane. That is good.

    Do you like to paint womens' toenails? I like when guys do that.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #533 - April 28, 2008, 04:44 PM



    Oh no...not guys that lick feet!  Shocked


     Cheesy That's KT in a nutshell.


    What's his thing with peanut butter, milkshakes and bees? Or should I not ask?
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #534 - April 28, 2008, 04:46 PM


    What's his thing with peanut butter, milkshakes and bees? Or should I not ask?


    Don't know about the peanut butter, but the milkshake and bee thing was him creating a thread once complaining that the bees outside wouldn't let him enjoy his milkshake  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #535 - April 28, 2008, 04:47 PM

    Yes... I like sexually dominating women, exclusively with hot sexy feet. So yes, I guess am a foot fetishist. 


    How bad is your foot fetish? Would you try to put a foot in your mouth? Do you like stinky feet? I assume you don't like to cane. That is good.

    Do you like to paint womens' toenails? I like when guys do that.


    I don't like stinky feet... I like sexy feet. Pedicured etc... And yes of course I would try to put it in my mouth. And I have actually painted my wifes toenails. Love it. I like well groomed feet. Here is what I would love:

  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #536 - April 28, 2008, 04:49 PM


    What's his thing with peanut butter, milkshakes and bees? Or should I not ask?


    Don't know about the peanut butter, but the milkshake and bee thing was him creating a thread once complaining that the bees outside wouldn't let him enjoy his milkshake  Cheesy


    Yes, it was damn fucked up... Trying to enjoy my strawberry milkshake, in the sun... And the bees kept fucking with me.

    And peanut butter? thats a new one too me aswell... 
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #537 - April 28, 2008, 05:06 PM

    Yes... I like sexually dominating women, exclusively with hot sexy feet. So yes, I guess am a foot fetishist. 


    How bad is your foot fetish? Would you try to put a foot in your mouth? Do you like stinky feet? I assume you don't like to cane. That is good.

    Do you like to paint womens' toenails? I like when guys do that.


    I don't like stinky feet... I like sexy feet. Pedicured etc... And yes of course I would try to put it in my mouth. And I have actually painted my wifes toenails. Love it. I like well groomed feet. Here is what I would love:

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    MODIFIED:

    You're alright. You like feet, but not in a way that doesn't turn me off. And I love the shoes!
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #538 - April 28, 2008, 05:10 PM


    What's his thing with peanut butter, milkshakes and bees? Or should I not ask?


    Don't know about the peanut butter, but the milkshake and bee thing was him creating a thread once complaining that the bees outside wouldn't let him enjoy his milkshake  Cheesy


    Yes, it was damn fucked up... Trying to enjoy my strawberry milkshake, in the sun... And the bees kept fucking with me.

    And peanut butter? thats a new one too me aswell... 


    When I was a kid, we lived in an old house. In my upstairs play-room, there was a beehive in the wall. needless to say, the room was swarming with bees...but I was a weird kid, that like to sit in the room and let the bees land on me. It took a long time before I was finally stung. They were mostly nice, because I was calm and didn't bother them...but one decided to sting me for no reason.
  • Re: Berbs Blog, much madness within
     Reply #539 - April 28, 2008, 05:14 PM


    What's his thing with peanut butter, milkshakes and bees? Or should I not ask?


    Don't know about the peanut butter, but the milkshake and bee thing was him creating a thread once complaining that the bees outside wouldn't let him enjoy his milkshake  Cheesy


    The bees didn't want him to enjoy his milkshake.  Wink
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