Ok, I have sorta finished the Mk 2 version of our mobile theme.
This is only good for smart phones. If you have an old dumb phone you're plum out of luck.

Relevant points are:
1/ Five colour options, if you're daft enough to want them.

Changer is in the info centre at the bottom of the main page.
2/ Clicking the middle of the footer will shoot you back to the top of the page. This works on any page.
3/ Clicking the arrow icon at the right end of the main menu bar takes you to the bottom of any page.
4/ Some functions are missing. Print, ignore, and social bookmarks are not available. The shoutbox will be added soon.
5/ Templates have been redesigned so most of them are cool. Profile template still gets a scroll bar sometimes.
Give it a run and see what you think. Any suggestions for improvements are welcome.

You can select it permanently in your Profile > Look and layout, or on a per session basis by using the theme changer at the bottom of our left column.
Alternatively, you can change to it by using the direct link here:
Omega_Mobile theme