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  • Stuck at Jumma :(
     OP - March 12, 2010, 07:54 PM
    Lol so my friends have brought me here. Stupid student imam is giving a lecture on the "benefits" of fajr prayer lol. Apparently allah gives "barakah" in the early hours of the morning.  Oh man cant wait for this shit too be over.

    Any of you closeted muslims still going to mosqe prayers? And any one hear any stupid sermons lately?
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #1 - March 12, 2010, 07:58 PM
    O shit i am going to hell lol. He is babbling about some conversation about people of hell and heaven and the people of hell crying because they didnt pray! Lol

    O the ummah!
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #2 - March 12, 2010, 08:00 PM
    Fucker is makimg every one feel guilty for not praying lol. I know so many of my friends that dont pray much here. God these imams are so stupid

    Why dont they say something productive :(
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #3 - March 12, 2010, 08:04 PM
    LOL Are you in jumma *right now*?? Blackberry posting live from the heart of the masjid? LOL
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #4 - March 12, 2010, 09:00 PM
    Lol awesome. On your phone during the khutba Afro
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #5 - March 12, 2010, 09:09 PM
    Ahhh, see, now this is one of the downsides to being a dude in Islam. 

    How boring to be trapped having to attend somewhere every week, for the rest of your life until you are dead or on your last legs.  wacko
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #6 - March 12, 2010, 09:33 PM
    How are you texting us while in Jummah? Aren't there brothers who can see you? Cheesy
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #7 - March 12, 2010, 09:34 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on March 12, 2010, 09:09 PM
    Ahhh, see, now this is one of the downsides to being a dude in Islam. 

    How boring to be trapped having to attend somewhere every week, for the rest of your life until you are dead or on your last legs.  wacko


    I can agree with this. I found that many jummahs have little to no wisdom, knowledge or any useful information. Its all about punishments, mindless rituals that can bring you closer to Allah and some stories here and there.
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #8 - March 12, 2010, 10:06 PM
    I wish we could participate in discussions and ask question at the end of the Khutba, I'll raise some awkward questions   Wink
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #9 - March 12, 2010, 10:15 PM
    lol canex...

    I've been asked to attend a Zikr.
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #10 - March 12, 2010, 10:16 PM
    What's a Zikr again?
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #11 - March 12, 2010, 10:17 PM
    Remembering Allah (swt)

    Saying Subhanallah, Allahu Akbar, Alhumdulilah and La Illaha Il Allah
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #12 - March 12, 2010, 10:18 PM
    Reciting pious phrases in unison - very beloved amongst Sufis - also called a "Halaqa" = Circle.
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #13 - March 12, 2010, 10:19 PM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on March 12, 2010, 10:17 PM
    (swt)

     Cheesy
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #14 - March 12, 2010, 10:58 PM
    i always have thought that swt sounds like swot, so allah is an annoying fly or summat in my head.
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #15 - March 12, 2010, 11:08 PM
    Its annoying when they say the full form of swt every 10 seconds. ONCE is enough!
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #16 - March 12, 2010, 11:08 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on March 12, 2010, 10:18 PM
    Reciting pious phrases in unison - very beloved amongst Sufis - also called a "Halaqa" = Circle.


    BIDAH, SHIRK!!
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #17 - March 12, 2010, 11:10 PM
    What does it actually stand for, i know its like peace be upon him or summat but ya.
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #18 - March 12, 2010, 11:13 PM
    صبحانه وتعالى  Subhanahu wa Ta'ala - "May he be Glorified and Exalted!"
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #19 - March 12, 2010, 11:13 PM
    Swt stands for Subhanu Wa Ta Ala. Basically means "glorious and exalted is He."

    It sounds annoying when its pronounced and said over 100 times in a lecture for example.
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #20 - March 12, 2010, 11:14 PM
    frig, seriously dont people go to sleep at Jummas etc?
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #21 - March 12, 2010, 11:52 PM
    I wouldn't be surprised if some people were sleeping, especially if the imam was boring as fuck.
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #22 - March 13, 2010, 04:11 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on March 12, 2010, 09:09 PM
    Ahhh, see, now this is one of the downsides to being a dude in Islam. 

    How boring to be trapped having to attend somewhere every week, for the rest of your life until you are dead or on your last legs.  wacko


    Haha ive been missing them because i have class during that time but this time i was with too many people to just use that excuse. U ladies are lucky you dont have to go this sausage fest. Bunch of confused youth with dirty unclean beards, fat middle aged men with curry smell. few ladies do go but they tend to be the serious hijabies sitting there all wrapped up.

    gotta admit though now being an atheist listening to these retarded sermons given by idiots is just toooooo funny. i mean its so sad to see people believe everything they hear.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #23 - March 13, 2010, 04:12 AM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on March 12, 2010, 11:52 PM
    I wouldn't be surprised if some people were sleeping, especially if the imam was boring as fuck.


    dude thats what happened with me last time Smiley its was an amazing nap and its hard for me to even take naps  Cheesy

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #24 - March 13, 2010, 04:13 AM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on March 12, 2010, 09:33 PM
    How are you texting us while in Jummah? Aren't there brothers who can see you? Cheesy


    last row dude!

    also brings me closer to the sisters  Wink
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #25 - March 13, 2010, 04:14 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on March 12, 2010, 10:18 PM
    Reciting pious phrases in unison - very beloved amongst Sufis - also called a "Halaqa" = Circle.



    lol these are the funniest of all. confused muslims asking other confused muslims for answers to useless questions. best is when they bring some  local "imam/scholar" and they spit nonsense.

    isnt it funny that being a murtad we know more then these people to begin with ? Roll Eyes
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #26 - March 13, 2010, 04:33 AM
    Quote from: canex on March 13, 2010, 04:13 AM
    last row dude!

    also brings me closer to the sisters  Wink


    Any cute sisters in your masjid? cool2
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #27 - March 13, 2010, 04:47 AM
    how would i know.......................... lol its not like im there regularly  Cheesy
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #28 - March 13, 2010, 04:51 AM
    True. How silly of me Cheesy

    What I meant was, did you see any when you went?
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #29 - March 13, 2010, 05:21 AM
    lol. i dont know man the good looking ones are always after dudes. its usually the butch ones ive noticed.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
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