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  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #30 - March 13, 2010, 05:21 AM
    how about u? meet any sisters at the mosque?
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #31 - March 13, 2010, 05:22 AM
    Don't forget the four golden letters: FMFT

    Find em
    Marry em
    Fuck em
    Talaq em



    Playa cool2
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #32 - March 13, 2010, 05:27 AM
    dude marriage is soooo expensive :(

    too much to spend for pussy. just gotta find me a white hoe.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #33 - March 13, 2010, 05:29 AM
    I respect women. So please, watch your language.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #34 - March 13, 2010, 05:33 AM
     Cheesy
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #35 - March 13, 2010, 05:41 AM
    Yea I met some sisters before, not many in the masjid. However there are some hijabis I know who are fucking hot. You can tell, they act flirty and seem like they would fuck good. Yes I know my hormones are insanely high, but thats what happens when you are a virgin at 20 mysmilie_977
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #36 - March 13, 2010, 05:42 AM
    If you're a virgin, then how do you know if they would fuck "good" or not? Tongue
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #37 - March 13, 2010, 06:01 AM
    Quote from: Luthiel on March 13, 2010, 05:42 AM
    If you're a virgin, then how do you know if they would fuck "good" or not? Tongue


    Hmmm. whistling2
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #38 - March 13, 2010, 06:25 AM
    Oh, are you hiding something? Wink
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #39 - March 13, 2010, 06:44 AM
    Quote from: Luthiel on March 13, 2010, 06:25 AM
    Oh, are you hiding something? Wink


    Absolutely NOT! Cheesy
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #40 - March 13, 2010, 09:57 AM
    Quote from: canex on March 13, 2010, 05:27 AM
    dude marriage is soooo expensive :(

    too much to spend for pussy. just gotta find me a white hoe.


    Fixed.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #41 - March 13, 2010, 10:01 AM
    Well I'm in Canada all by myself, so yay! Smiley But when I was in Saudi for 5 years, I never missed a Jum'a prayer ever except once or twice. 75% of the sermons were agonizingly boring, the other 25% were scary as shit.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #42 - March 13, 2010, 10:25 AM
    Quote from: Lilyesque on March 12, 2010, 11:14 PM
    frig, seriously dont people go to sleep at Jummas etc?

    oh yeah, sometimes I would sleep, sometimes my dad...and sometimes both of us!
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #43 - March 13, 2010, 07:53 PM
    Quote from: Cool Canadian on March 13, 2010, 05:41 AM
    Yea I met some sisters before, not many in the masjid. However there are some hijabis I know who are fucking hot. You can tell, they act flirty and seem like they would fuck good. Yes I know my hormones are insanely high, but thats what happens when you are a virgin at 20 mysmilie_977



    haha o man. i love some of these hijabis, they got their boyfriends, skin tight pants and short sleeve shirts, high heels. I dont understand who they are fooling. probably themselves.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #44 - March 14, 2010, 09:36 AM
    Quote from: canex on March 13, 2010, 07:53 PM

    haha o man. i love some of these hijabis, they got their boyfriends, skin tight pants and short sleeve shirts, high heels. I dont understand who they are fooling. probably themselves.


    1. They're in self-denial
    2. It's what they can do with the limited freedom they have.

    Girls just wanna have fun.
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #45 - April 03, 2010, 06:58 PM
    Good lord so I had to sit through another jumma again  finmad. Long weekend so Friday was off and my mom made sure I went to the jumma.

    Topic of the sermon: Easter.

    I went late of course hoping I would miss the boring sermon. But noooooo the mullah had to drag it on. So apparently it is un-islamic to enjoy any type of Easter festivities. wtf!!. He went on to say that we should not buy easter chocolates and eggs as this custom has `PAGAN`origins.

    I just wanted to yell up to him and tell him that most of the Islamic shit like fasting & ritual animal slaughter are pagan too. Sigh......
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #46 - April 03, 2010, 09:14 PM
     Cheesy ^^ True.  All religion is connected to old paganism, there has never been a new religion that didn't borrow.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #47 - April 03, 2010, 09:50 PM
    Quote from: canex on April 03, 2010, 06:58 PM
    Good lord so I had to sit through another jumma again  finmad. Long weekend so Friday was off and my mom made sure I went to the jumma.

    Topic of the sermon: Easter.

    I went late of course hoping I would miss the boring sermon. But noooooo the mullah had to drag it on. So apparently it is un-islamic to enjoy any type of Easter festivities. wtf!!. He went on to say that we should not buy easter chocolates and eggs as this custom has `PAGAN`origins.

    I just wanted to yell up to him and tell him that most of the Islamic shit like fasting & ritual animal slaughter are pagan too. Sigh......


    Sucks to hear. To make you happy, eat all the cadbury cream eggs you want.  Smiley
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #48 - April 03, 2010, 10:03 PM
    My mum wants me to go mosque on Friday, but I just 'pray' at home. Beats bending down and being in danger of smelling another guy's feet as you bow your head to the ground.
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #49 - April 03, 2010, 10:05 PM
    It's easy for us to joke about these khutbas but there is a very serious side as well.  This is where the mass brainwashing occurs and the way in which the crowd gullibly all say "ameen" or "subhanallah" to every ridiculous thing that the imam says is a real cause for concern.

    There's no discussion or debates in these khutbas.  It's all one way and it's all brainwashing.

    One time our imam told parents to not speak english to their children because according to him english doesn't have the brainwashing effect that our native urdu or punjabi languages do.  mysmilie_977
    .
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #50 - April 03, 2010, 10:10 PM
    Lol! Yeah, I guess I could see that, maybe more rhythmic or something. The fact that he actually used the term "brainwashing" and the parents are like, "oh, yeah, we need better brainwashing for our children!" is just sad.
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #51 - April 03, 2010, 10:10 PM
    lol whenever I do go mosque as soon as the Imam begins his Khutba, I just get up and leave.
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #52 - April 03, 2010, 10:13 PM
    Quote from: Luthiel on April 03, 2010, 10:10 PM
    Lol! Yeah, I guess I could see that, maybe more rhythmic or something. The fact that he actually used the term "brainwashing" and the parents are like, "oh, yeah, we need better brainwashing for our children!" is just sad.

    He didn't really use the term brainwashing because he was speaking in urdu.  I forgot what he said exactly, but brainwashing is what I basically interpretted it as.
    .
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #53 - April 03, 2010, 10:26 PM
    Yes Easter and Christianity has pagan origins. So does Islam. So does Judaism. *sigh* I remember vividly being dragged to these khutbas and all.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #54 - April 03, 2010, 10:32 PM
    Quote from: Heyjustlooking on April 03, 2010, 10:10 PM
    lol whenever I do go mosque as soon as the Imam begins his Khutba, I just get up and leave.


    haha so u dont stay for prayer ? and if u leave at the khutba then why do u go at all?
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #55 - April 03, 2010, 10:36 PM
    Quote from: Shahid Raza on April 03, 2010, 10:05 PM
    It's easy for us to joke about these khutbas but there is a very serious side as well.  This is where the mass brainwashing occurs and the way in which the crowd gullibly all say "ameen" or "subhanallah" to every ridiculous thing that the imam says is a real cause for concern.

    There's no discussion or debates in these khutbas.  It's all one way and it's all brainwashing.

    One time our imam told parents to not speak english to their children because according to him english doesn't have the brainwashing effect that our native urdu or punjabi languages do.  mysmilie_977


    o yea well said. its disturbing how much of an authority the muslim public gives to these imams. Clergy in general is the only group of people on earth that can get away with making extreme claims and not provide a shred of evidence. Even when i was a muslim i never understood how people could simply say "ameen" to everything the moronic imam says.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #56 - April 03, 2010, 10:39 PM
    Oh no. Shit. I'm a dumbass.  Cheesy

    Ye, I usually arrive late so I don't listen to the Khutbah. It's been a long time since I been to the mosque, forgive me. I think I was referring to the bit when the Imam just keeps talking after the prayer about giving charity to Muslims who are poor and suffering.
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #57 - April 04, 2010, 12:15 AM
    Quote from: Shahid Raza on April 03, 2010, 10:13 PM
    He didn't really use the term brainwashing because he was speaking in urdu.  I forgot what he said exactly, but brainwashing is what I basically interpretted it as.

    Ah, well, of course. I should have known. They themselves are brainwashed though, so it seems like the right thing to do Roll Eyes
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #58 - April 04, 2010, 05:18 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hkvzlhCzC4

    Any of you in Canada hear of this guy? The mosque he gives khutbahs in is like 20 minutes from my house. But I never went. Trying to justify Niqaab
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Stuck at Jumma :(
     Reply #59 - April 04, 2010, 05:32 AM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 13, 2010, 05:22 AM
    Don't forget the four golden letters: FMFT

    Find em
    Marry em
    Fuck em
    Talaq em



    Playa cool2

     suckers suckers
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