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  • Allah on Facebook
     OP - March 13, 2010, 11:43 AM
    Yup! After his last prophet died, Allah decided he wants to intervene on Facebook. It's hilarious, too bad it's only in Arabic. What's really weird about this page is that most of the fans subscribed only to throw their tantrums and threats there. That's why I didn't subscribe, I might have the the only fan who is actually for this page.
    Here is the link:
    http://www.facebook.com/Allllah?ref=mf
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #1 - March 13, 2010, 11:48 AM
    A lot of people are also reporting it for being inappropriate. Do you think it will last long?
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #2 - March 13, 2010, 11:50 AM
    AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OH JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #3 - March 13, 2010, 11:51 AM
    انا اعطيناك الويسكي .....فاشرب لربك واسقي..... صافيا لا تكسرة بالبيبسي

    OMG  Cheesy
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #4 - March 13, 2010, 11:53 AM
    إنا اعطيناك الفشفاش فصلي لربك و انحاش
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #5 - March 13, 2010, 11:54 AM
    Quote from: Naerys on March 13, 2010, 11:51 AM
    انا اعطيناك الويسكي .....فاشرب لربك واسقي..... صافيا لا تكسرة بالبيبسي

    OMG  Cheesy

    God suddenly became awesome
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #6 - March 13, 2010, 12:00 PM
    To those who don't understand Arabic, that's a version of Surat Al Kawthar that goes like this

    Indeed, We have granted you whiskey, So drink to your Lord and (something like serve? Maybe serve others), pure and not mixed with pepsi.
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #7 - March 13, 2010, 12:42 PM
     Cheesy
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #8 - March 13, 2010, 01:09 PM
    I'm doing something similar on YouTube in Turkish, but it's much more offensive. Cheesy
    German ex-Muslim forum — My YouTube — List of Ex-Muslims —
    Wikis: en – de – fr – ar – tr
    CEMB-Chat
    I'm on an indefinite break...
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #9 - March 13, 2010, 01:11 PM
    at least translate it in english, and I would totally subscribe
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #10 - March 13, 2010, 01:15 PM
    Nah, would take too much of my time. I only write comments. I don't upload any videos, 'cause Muslims would report them no matter what, and I'd get banned very fast. Smiley
    German ex-Muslim forum — My YouTube — List of Ex-Muslims —
    Wikis: en – de – fr – ar – tr
    CEMB-Chat
    I'm on an indefinite break...
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #11 - March 13, 2010, 01:22 PM


    hahaha look at the face of Allah  Grin

    I wish they had one in English!




    (is that pic of Allah taken from one of the Terry Gilliam animations from a Monty Python film?)

    Either way its hilarious!

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #12 - March 13, 2010, 03:29 PM
    LOL I just saw this a few minutes ago. Some of my friends sent me an event invitation to boycott Facebook until this page is deleted  Cheesy

    You gotta love Muslims, bringing attention to things that offends them.

    I need a new anonymous/kafir account to participate in these awesome stuff  Wink
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #13 - March 14, 2010, 05:47 PM
    Quote from: Infidel on March 13, 2010, 03:29 PM
    LOL I just saw this a few minutes ago. Some of my friends sent me an event invitation to boycott Facebook until this page is deleted   Cheesy



    A good muslim shouldn't be using facebook in the first place, anti islamic stuff is just one of many reasons.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #14 - March 14, 2010, 06:28 PM
    Quote from: Naerys on March 13, 2010, 11:51 AM
    انا اعطيناك الويسكي .....فاشرب لربك واسقي..... صافيا لا تكسرة بالبيبسي

    OMG  Cheesy

     Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #15 - March 14, 2010, 06:51 PM
    God I want to learn Arabic

    Google Translator sucks :(
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #16 - March 14, 2010, 07:15 PM
    Love it - Subscribed   Cheesy
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #17 - March 14, 2010, 07:18 PM
    What is the gist of it? I've not subscribed to it and google translator is naff.
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #18 - March 14, 2010, 07:38 PM
    Quote from: Omaar Khayaam on March 14, 2010, 07:18 PM
    What is the gist of it? I've not subscribed to it and google translator is naff.

    A page of someone claiming to be Allah, sending revelations using new technology (Facebook).
    He posts funny verses to satirize the Qur'an, and says that he has caused the Haiti disaster and the other stuff.

    Really funny shit if you understand Arabic.

    Yet the most funny part is that the majority of the (more than 20,000) fans that joined the group are Muslims who joined to insult the guy and lay waste on him.  Cheesy Cheesy
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #19 - March 14, 2010, 07:39 PM
    Cheesy

    That sounds hilarious. I wish it was in english.  Cry
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #20 - March 14, 2010, 07:57 PM
    maybe we should all make an english one? Tongue
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #21 - March 14, 2010, 08:28 PM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on March 14, 2010, 07:57 PM
    maybe we should all make an english one? Tongue

    Great idea.
    The best way to get exposure is to make an event for Muslims to "boycott" Facebook until this is over, make groups condemning that same group you made, etc. You'll get it exposed to thousands in no time. It apparently worked for the Arabic one, almost hit the 20,000 fans in 24 hours.
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #22 - March 14, 2010, 08:48 PM
    Can someone please translate:

    انسحب من صفحة "الله " فكل مشارك فيها يعد مدعم للصفحة بطريقة غير مباشرة وهذا هدف الكافر يسعى إلى جمع العديد من المشاركين رغم إدراكه بأنهم ضده فلننسحب من الصفحة حينها لن يجد من يسمعه ( الرجاء جاهد في سبيل الله وساعدني في نشر هذه الرسالة إلى اكبر عدد من المشاركين في هذه الصفحة للانسحاب وجازاك الله بما فعلت لنصره" يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا إِنْ تَنْصُرُوا اللَّهَ يَنْصُرْكُمْ


    I got this message on facebook after becoming a fan.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #23 - March 14, 2010, 08:57 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 14, 2010, 08:48 PM
    Can someone please translate:

    انسحب من صفحة "الله " فكل مشارك فيها يعد مدعم للصفحة بطريقة غير مباشرة وهذا هدف الكافر يسعى إلى جمع العديد من المشاركين رغم إدراكه بأنهم ضده فلننسحب من الصفحة حينها لن يجد من يسمعه ( الرجاء جاهد في سبيل الله وساعدني في نشر هذه الرسالة إلى اكبر عدد من المشاركين في هذه الصفحة للانسحاب وجازاك الله بما فعلت لنصره" يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا إِنْ تَنْصُرُوا اللَّهَ يَنْصُرْكُمْ


    I got this message on facebook after becoming a fan.


     Cheesy


    "Unsubscribe from the page "Allah" because every member of it is taken as indirect support for the page and this is the intention of the Kafir. He strives to gather many members despite his knowing they are against him. So unsubscribe from the page so that he will not find anyone to listen to him. (Please strive in the path of God and help me in publicising this message to as many members of this page to unsubscribe and may God reward you for what you do to aid him - "Oh you who believe help Allah and he will help you""

    The bit I underlined is from Qur'an!

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #24 - March 14, 2010, 09:07 PM
    Translation:
    Quote
    Pull out of the Allah page. For every member in it is supporting it indirectly, and that is the the kaafir's goal. [He] tries to gather as many members, even though he know that they are aginst him. So we should leave the group so no one else will hear about it. Please struggle for the sake of Allah and help me spread this message to as many members as we can in this group, and may Allah reward you for your support. -=(Oh those of you who believe, if you support Allah [he] will support you)=-

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #25 - March 14, 2010, 09:09 PM
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #26 - March 14, 2010, 09:12 PM
    Aww how cuuute! Allah needs you to help him! He promises to scratch your back if you scratch his.
    Very pathetic for a god to say, if you ask me  Cheesy
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #27 - March 14, 2010, 09:12 PM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on March 14, 2010, 09:07 PM
    Translation:


    Why would Allah need our support? He has everything and he is all powerful, he can do anything himself, why does he need us to help him?
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #28 - March 14, 2010, 09:12 PM
    Help/support allah and he will help you? Allah needs help?
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #29 - March 14, 2010, 09:12 PM
    wtf what are you guys clones? get your own ideas  whistling2
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