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  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #30 - March 14, 2010, 09:14 PM
    I for one am surprised he has not struck down the Internet for this.  Maybe he put the page there to test us?
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #31 - March 14, 2010, 09:15 PM
    Let's see

    FUCK ALLAH!

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #32 - March 14, 2010, 09:15 PM
    Nope still here. Maybe our punishment is in hell?
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #33 - March 14, 2010, 09:17 PM
    Which one of my limbs will testify to subscribing to Allah's facebook page?
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #34 - March 14, 2010, 09:18 PM
    lol

    Thine mouse-arm will testify against you.
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #35 - March 14, 2010, 09:19 PM
    @Moe & Hassan

    Thanks for the translate. That's hilarious.

    I replied by saying I don't understand arabic and she(?) then asks if I'm muslim, I reply no and the response is:

    "oky iam sorry i guss so "
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #36 - March 14, 2010, 09:45 PM
    Quote from: Infidel on March 14, 2010, 07:38 PM
    A page of someone claiming to be Allah, sending revelations using new technology (Facebook).
    He posts funny verses to satirize the Qur'an, and says that he has caused the Haiti disaster and the other stuff.

    Really funny shit if you understand Arabic.

    Yet the most funny part is that the majority of the (more than 20,000) fans that joined the group are Muslims who joined to insult the guy and lay waste on him.  Cheesy Cheesy


    hahaha that sounds brilliant, I wish he did an English version of this
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #37 - March 14, 2010, 09:48 PM
    Here is one for the Christian God, sort of



    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #38 - March 14, 2010, 09:56 PM
    You are all unbelievers - I for one have submitted to my new "Internet" Allah and just sent him these two messages - I hope he gets them - he's getting a lot of messages right now from unbelievers.

    اهلا وسهلا يا عزيزي الله لم اسمع منك من زمان

    Welcome my dear Allah I haven't heard from you for ages!


    انا ارحب بحضرتك على الانترنت وانا اول مؤمن بك فغفرلي وقني غذاب النار

    I welcome your highness on the internet and I am the first believer in you so forgive me and save me from the punishment of the fire!
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #39 - March 14, 2010, 10:01 PM
    Some of Allah's friends are pretty hot chicks.  I'm going to befriend him then ask them, so how do you know Allah? Hopefully I can get in that way!
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #40 - March 14, 2010, 10:04 PM
    Ive just sent to him up on high

    Quote
    Dear Allah

    Do you only communicate is Arabic, or can you communicate in English too?  I know the Arabs are the chosen race, but I like to think you like me too.  If you are not bilingual, could you ask Pickthal to translate for you?

    Kind Regards

    Your Biggest Fan

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  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #41 - March 14, 2010, 10:08 PM
    Groveller!

    'Internet Allah' loves me more!

    I wonder what internet provider 'Internet Allah' uses - probably not Demon!
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #42 - March 14, 2010, 10:08 PM
    lol

    lol @ a guy with this as his profile pic asking to report a fake facebook page
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #43 - March 14, 2010, 10:13 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on March 14, 2010, 10:08 PM
    Groveller!

    'Internet Allah' loves me more!

    I wonder what internet provider 'Internet Allah' uses - probably not Demon!

    If you mock him, he will send a virus down to corrupt your internet connection.
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  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #44 - March 14, 2010, 10:22 PM
    I don't think they'll be able to destroy this group due to the tens of thousands of members. Oooh the irony just reeks in the air!
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #45 - March 14, 2010, 10:23 PM
    I honestly don't understand muslims. Why even become a fan of that page?

    I'd find it abhorrent as a muslim and ignore it.
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #46 - March 14, 2010, 10:28 PM
    They join the group so they can tell the other members to leave. They dont know its just becoming a pyramiding growth of these douchebags. They're actually making this group even better. Cheesy
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #47 - March 14, 2010, 10:30 PM

    ha, his posts get thousands of comments, the latest one has over 20,000 comments, mostly Muslims cursing him.

    Plaigarism is acceptable sometimes. We should set up an English Allah page, and take turns to compose new verses from the big man.



    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #48 - March 14, 2010, 10:36 PM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on March 14, 2010, 10:28 PM
    They join the group so they can tell the other members to leave. They dont know its just becoming a pyramiding growth of these douchebags. They're actually making this group even better. Cheesy

    Muslims are really cute  Cheesy Cheesy
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #49 - March 14, 2010, 10:36 PM
    Another reason why google chrome is awesome, it translated the page from arabic to english on the fly



  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #50 - March 14, 2010, 10:38 PM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on March 14, 2010, 10:28 PM
    They join the group so they can tell the other members to leave. They dont know its just becoming a pyramiding growth of these douchebags. They're actually making this group even better. Cheesy


    That's what used to get me so frustrated when I was a Muslim - Muslims create a problem then get pissed about it!

    Oh Muslims!  When will you ever fucking learn to stop shooting yourselves in the foot!
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #51 - March 14, 2010, 10:53 PM
    This is true of most things.  Start a face book page called "Muslims, Christians, Americans or whatever for helping the poor" and get 100 members.  Start a face book page called " Allah, God, or America Sucks etc " and get 1000000000000 members.  A lot of groups and organizations spend more time defending their organization than putting time in to achieve the organizations altruistic goals. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #52 - March 14, 2010, 11:05 PM
    Quote
    Just created an english Allah group on Facebook guys!
    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&gid=10150125587805277

    EDIT: Forget the group page. Go to my new fanpage now:
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Islamville/Allahs-Fanclub/357392772433?ref=nf
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #53 - March 14, 2010, 11:08 PM


    Hey y'all! It's me, Big Al! I havent talked to you guys for more than 1400 years. That's cuz my best friend Moe got a tummy ache and died...that sucks. Anyways, I'm new to Facebook, so forgive me if I'm being a noob. A lot of people hate me for being a violent angry god. So for the past thousand years I've been going to therapy and attended anger management classes. I'm cool now guys. Don't worry!... Salam yo!

     Grin
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #54 - March 14, 2010, 11:09 PM
    I want to join but I don't want to be one of the first because of my infidel status.  A lot easier just to slip in with the pitchfork mob at the arabic facebook page Smiley
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #55 - March 14, 2010, 11:12 PM
    I'm getting lots of hate messages coz of the comments I posted - maybe I'll post them tmrw - going to bed now - got work in the morning - oh Allah, what a sucky world u created!

    Nighty nite Smiley
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #56 - March 14, 2010, 11:20 PM
    I posted the link on a new topic called "Allah On Facebook 2"
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #57 - March 14, 2010, 11:27 PM
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/bld-lslm/ml900-mlywn-lglq-jrwb-lkfr-ldy-ydy-nh-llh-stlfk-bllh-n-tnsrh/395277379622

    luwlz
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #58 - March 14, 2010, 11:30 PM
    only 18 fans....HAHAHAHAHA Cheesy
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #59 - March 14, 2010, 11:31 PM
    Quote from: liberated on March 14, 2010, 10:36 PM
    Another reason why google chrome is awesome, it translated the page from arabic to english on the fly





    cool!
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