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  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #60 - March 14, 2010, 11:35 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    I am in love with this thread. gotta see the arabic page via chrome
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #61 - March 14, 2010, 11:36 PM
    Joined.  You might want to make it look like a bona fide Islamic site to begin with, just for the lulz and members, then hit them with it (including images stored in the image thread)!

    P.S  How did you get the name "Allah" - isnt it already being used for another group?
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  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #62 - March 14, 2010, 11:39 PM
    Quote from: liberated on March 14, 2010, 10:36 PM
    Another reason why google chrome is awesome, it translated the page from arabic to english on the fly




    dude its not doing it for me??!?!?!?!?!
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #63 - March 14, 2010, 11:41 PM
    Quote from: canex on March 14, 2010, 11:39 PM
    dude its not doing it for me??!?!?!?!?!

    You probably need an add-on
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  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #64 - March 14, 2010, 11:42 PM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on March 14, 2010, 11:05 PM
    Just created an english Allah group on Facebook guys!
    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&gid=10150125587805277

    Great Idea.  Ive posted this comment..

    Quote
    Dear Allah

    I am widower aged 68.  Thank you for the long life you have bestowed upon me, and hope I have many years left. 

    I recently fell in love with my 6 year old niece.  I had a dream last night and she was in it.  I dont know how to approach my brother about this, I know he will hit the roof if I tell him. 

    It feels entirely natural, we were meant to be together.  I saw her playing with her favourite doll yesterday, the way she looked after it, I just could not help thinking that could one day be me.

    I dont know how to approach anyone about this.  It was so easy for Abdullah across the road who traded in his pet orangatang for a beautiful little girl that he saw on a swing in the park.  His other 10 year old wife was not best pleased when she found out, she loved ChuChu.

    Please advise on my best course of action, perhaps with a sign or a revelation

    Thanks

    Ahmad Dirty Al Codgher

     
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  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #65 - March 14, 2010, 11:43 PM
    Last Update

    Now there are five groups for "allah"

    one for allah him self
    http://www.facebook.com/Allllah?v=wall

    allah second branch
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/llh-lfr-ltny/10150121247800154?ref=mf

    one for prophets of allah
    <lost the link for that one>

    one for the son of allah
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/bn-llh/367924372186?ref=mf

    and one for allah and his prophet (kind like an orgy)
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/llh-wrswlh/388285353487

    so enjoy all


    by the way....the way things are hiding we (ex-muslmis)  are the next popular subject there is  grin12




  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #66 - March 14, 2010, 11:44 PM
    I still don't understand why Muslims would join that facebook group in the first place.
    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #67 - March 14, 2010, 11:45 PM


    by the way

    is Iblis behind this cause i saw someone with the same avatar pasting notes there???


  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #68 - March 14, 2010, 11:49 PM
    what do you mean?

    LOL but no, I'm not behind it. I don't even understand arabic.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #69 - March 14, 2010, 11:51 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on March 14, 2010, 11:42 PM
    Great Idea.  Ive posted this comment..
     

    how do reply to your comment as Allah? I keep trying but keep posting as my alias.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #70 - March 14, 2010, 11:54 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 14, 2010, 11:49 PM
    what do you mean?

    LOL but no, I'm not behind it. I don't even understand arabic.


    I saw someone with an avatar of a nursing pig with allah written all over it

    the same avatar that I saw you use it

    so if you are behind this i have no trouble in sending you a long wet kiss over the forehead for a job well done  dance



  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #71 - March 15, 2010, 12:04 AM
    hmm. i am trying to find one.

    lemme know if u find one that works.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #72 - March 15, 2010, 12:11 AM
    sorry, Allah doesn't like group pages. So I made FANPAGE this time:
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Islamville/Allahs-Fanclub/357392772433?ref=mf
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #73 - March 15, 2010, 12:20 PM
    This is quite a sad use of time to be honest. Are you all so immature that you get kicks out of winding up teenage Muslims? I urge all of you to review this thread in a state of sobriety; it says much more about you all, than it does about any Muslims who take the bait. 
    ...nor shall they encompass aught of His knowledge, except as He willeth...
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #74 - March 15, 2010, 12:47 PM
     Cheesy
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #75 - March 15, 2010, 01:02 PM
    Quote from: Hassan1 on March 15, 2010, 12:20 PM
    This is quite a sad use of time to be honest. Are you all so immature that you get kicks out of winding up teenage Muslims? I urge all of you to review this thread in a state of sobriety; it says much more about you all, than it does about any Muslims who take the bait. 

    I am urging you to get a sense of humour!
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #76 - March 15, 2010, 01:24 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on March 15, 2010, 12:47 PM
    Cheesy

    Cheesy Cheesy
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  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #77 - March 15, 2010, 02:06 PM
    haha u guys are hilarious, too bad i can't comment. :(
    If my friends or relatives see me posting on facebook profile which professes to be Allah then i'll be in Deep shit. lol!
    I'll be met with the peaceful nature of Islam.  Tongue
    I think its a funny idea tho!
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #78 - March 15, 2010, 02:09 PM

    you keep calling them dump....well its not true



  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #79 - March 15, 2010, 02:31 PM
    Quote from: Hassan1 on March 15, 2010, 12:20 PM
    This is quite a sad use of time to be honest. Are you all so immature that you get kicks out of winding up teenage Muslims? I urge all of you to review this thread in a state of sobriety; it says much more about you all, than it does about any Muslims who take the bait. 


    w!11 u b3he@D u5???
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #80 - March 15, 2010, 02:35 PM
    jesus christ, iblis please translate that, my eyes hurt when reading it
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #81 - March 15, 2010, 02:48 PM
    will u behead us?
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #82 - March 15, 2010, 02:49 PM
    Grin



    But seriously Hassan1 is such a great example of why Muslims are the object of such mockery. If it seriously doesn't offend you just laugh along and say "haha, great stuff, comedy, haha" but even this guy has to bitch and whine and moan about it. Fucking pathetic. Get a sense of humour. And since when did musulmans start getting so concerned for what filthy kafirs do with their time? I could be taking a dump on a Quran 24/7, why does it matter if we're all going to hell anyways?
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #83 - March 15, 2010, 03:22 PM
    Actually Iblis, I'm not particularly offended by it; I read and listen to far worse. I just think it's quite a sad way to pass time.
    ...nor shall they encompass aught of His knowledge, except as He willeth...
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #84 - March 15, 2010, 03:31 PM
    Quote from: Hassan1 on March 15, 2010, 03:22 PM
    I just think it's quite a sad way to pass time.

    Sadder than kissing a butt of a celestial psycho five times a day?
    Luckily for you we are a truly tolerant bunch. You will not be beheaded for sowing dissent.
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #85 - March 15, 2010, 03:37 PM
    What kenan said. It's a bit hypocritical to speak of sad ways to spend ones times when your role model is a murdering pyschopathic pedophile who you bow to 5 times a day.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #86 - March 15, 2010, 04:23 PM
    Quote from: deusvult on March 14, 2010, 10:08 PM
    lol

    lol @ a guy with this (Clicky for piccy!) as his profile pic asking to report a fake facebook page


     Cheesy

    This guy is Iblis's hero.
    fuck you
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #87 - March 15, 2010, 04:57 PM
    Who is that? My work blocks that pic.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #88 - March 15, 2010, 05:23 PM
    Your hero
    fuck you
  • Re: Allah on Facebook
     Reply #89 - March 15, 2010, 05:25 PM
    Who? Can u upload it somehere else like imageshack.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

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