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  • Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     OP - March 18, 2010, 02:35 PM

    I had made a thread long ago, about Mo asking a happily married couple to divorce coz they were suckled by the same wet nurse as kids.

    In these Sahih Muslim hadiths, Mo asks a woman called Sahla to suckle her grown up freed slave, coz her husband is jealous & suspicious everytime this young man comes in front of his wife.  idiot2

    The woman naturally is surprised at this advice, asking "How can I suckle him as he is a grown-up man?" Mo replies that he's aware Salim is grown up, but still insists on the suckling.  w00t

    Sahih Muslim

    Book 008, Number 3424:
    ' A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Sahla bint Suhail came to Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) and said: Messengerof Allah, I see on the face of Abu Hudhaifa (signs of disgust) on entering of Salim (who is an ally) into (our house), whereupon Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) said: Suckle him. She said: How can I suckle him as he is a grown-up man? Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) smiled and said: I already know that he is a young man 'Amr has made this addition in his narration that he participated in the Battle of Badr and in the narration of Ibn 'Umar (the words are): Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) laughed.[/i]

    ________________________________________

    Book 008, Number 3425:
    'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Salim, the freed slave of Abu Hadhaifa, lived with him and his family in their house. She (i. e. the daughter of Suhail came to Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) and said: Salim has attained (purbety) as men attain, and he understands what they understand, and he enters our house freely, I, however, perceive that something (rankles) in the heart of Abu Hudhaifa, whereupon Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) said to her: Suckle him and you would become unlawful for him, and (the rankling) which Abu Hudhaifa feels in his heart will disappear. She returned and said: So I suckled him, and what (was there) in the heart of Abu Hudhaifa disappeared.


    Seriously, Mo does stranger & stranger stuff in every hadith. bunny

    And what makes it worse is that his followers actually blindly try to folow this supposedly perfect man.

    Some years back, a Al Azhar scholar had issued a fatwa solving what is a most pressing Islamic problem, the intermingling of sexes in the workplace.

    His solution, that the women suckle their adult male colleaguesvictory

    Unfortunately, loud protests followed this unique advice, & Dr Atiya had to blame his "bad interpretation."

    Dr Atiya retracted it, saying it had been the result of a "bad interpretation of a particular case" during the time of the Prophet Muhammad.

    But reading there 2 Sahih Muslim hadiths, its not a "bad" interpretation its a perfectly valid interpretation.

    Its insaan i kamil Mo's advice which was bad. Mo had a Blonde

    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #1 - March 18, 2010, 04:40 PM

    ROFL

    This is actually pretty funny.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #2 - March 18, 2010, 04:49 PM

    ROFL

    This is actually pretty funny.


    I know plenty more such funny stuff Iblis. If you get me banned, you won't get to hear them.  nyanya

    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #3 - March 18, 2010, 05:55 PM

    wtf - any muslims care to defend this shit (excuse my words but it really is) thats in the sahih hadith?

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  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #4 - March 18, 2010, 07:15 PM

    Yupp Islame, check this shit out:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6681511.stm

    Islam is the funniest religion out there!

    And yeah I still have you on block, I saw the word woman and suckle, I could not resist.
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #5 - March 18, 2010, 07:21 PM

    Yupp Islame, check this shit out:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6681511.stm

    Islam is the funniest religion out there!

    And yeah I still have you on block, I saw the word woman and suckle, I could not resist.


    Duh BlackDog, I posted the exact same link in the op ed of this thread.  Roll Eyes


    His solution, that the women suckle their adult male colleaguesvictory



    Even if you have me on block, you need to read my post if you post in a thread I started, if you want to avoid doing silly stuff like re posting a link I posted. Wink

    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #6 - March 18, 2010, 07:27 PM

    ROFL

    This is actually pretty funny.


    This is funnier.

    Fuck Jesus. And his Cross. And Moses. And his Rod. Well Aron. Fuck the Moses' Beard. Fuck the Bible. Fuck the Torah. Fuck Zarathustra and his vultures.
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #7 - March 18, 2010, 07:29 PM

    Fuck Jesus. And his Cross. And Moses. And his Rod. Well Aron. Fuck the Moses' Beard. Fuck the Bible. Fuck the Torah. Fuck Zarathustra and his vultures.


    Yep. I especially dislike Judaism and Zoroastrianism. Only silly people follow that stuff.  propellor head

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #8 - March 18, 2010, 07:31 PM

    Yep. I especially dislike Judaism and Zoroastrianism. Only silly people follow that stuff.  propellor head


  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #9 - March 18, 2010, 07:36 PM

    wtf - any muslims care to defend this shit (excuse my words but it really is) thats in the sahih hadith?


    There is a lot of weird shit in the hadiths, a lot lol.

    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #10 - March 18, 2010, 08:11 PM



    Naaaw indoctrination Smiley

    "Oh mighty vultures of the skies. I besiege you oh hungry ones. Please watch over our heads as you soar above the clouds. Please do not drop decapitated heads or feet or ears on us while we are relaxing in our hammocks or when having a nice bbq."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #11 - March 18, 2010, 08:11 PM

    Hey BD, your ancestors were Zoroastrians y'know. Don't h8

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #12 - March 18, 2010, 08:17 PM

    Hey BD, your ancestors were Zoroastrians y'know. Don't h8




    "Come ere. Smell my finger. Wanna know where it's been? I give you one hint, it drops body parts from the sky and it's not a drunk stork."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #13 - March 18, 2010, 08:20 PM

    You folks are simply hilarious, I realize now why it took you so many years to leave Islam. With your level of comprehension, no wonder you spent years trying to justify & rationalize Islam. Wink

    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #14 - March 18, 2010, 08:23 PM

    Wow, a Rashna post that isn't a monomaniacal and deranged wall of text. Bravo!

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #15 - March 18, 2010, 08:30 PM

    Funny, my writing style is criticized by someone who took longer than 2 years of University to figure out what a cunt Mo & his Islam is! And Black Dog took even longer. dance

    No wonder that stupidity is still obvious in both of you.  Cheesy

    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #16 - March 18, 2010, 08:34 PM



    just lol
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #17 - March 18, 2010, 08:36 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxEdqsr8QWI
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #18 - March 18, 2010, 08:40 PM



  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #19 - March 18, 2010, 09:50 PM

    Hey BlackDog, when a drunk man speaks, we say, "its the beer talking", with you & Iblis, I realise its the old Islam talking or posting silly pics & videos.  Wink

    I have the greatest sympathy for you-read  how you spent years trying to defend & rationalize Islam before finally seeing the light, I realise how important it is to be nice to the stupid. Afro


    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #20 - March 18, 2010, 10:03 PM

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Naaaw indoctrination Smiley

    "Oh mighty vultures of the skies. I besiege you oh hungry ones. Please watch over our heads as you soar above the clouds. Please do not drop decapitated heads or feet or ears on us while we are relaxing in our hammocks or when having a nice bbq."

    Lol - is that Rashna in the picture - looks about the right age.  And who is that funny looking man in the portrait with light beaming out of his head?

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  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #21 - March 18, 2010, 10:08 PM

    Jesus Smiley
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #22 - March 18, 2010, 10:09 PM

    No wait, Moses.

    No, I know now it's Muhammed.
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #23 - March 18, 2010, 10:29 PM

    Hey BlackDog, when a drunk man speaks, we say, "its the beer talking", with you & Iblis, I realise its the old Islam talking or posting silly pics & videos.  Wink

    I have the greatest sympathy for you-read  how you spent years trying to defend & rationalize Islam before finally seeing the light, I realise how important it is to be nice to the stupid. Afro




    lol she doesn't appreciate a good sense of humour. Whenever Zoroastrianism is mentioned she throws a hissy fit.

    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #24 - March 18, 2010, 10:33 PM

    Boy she really likes religion. And here I was thinking she was an atheist  Roll Eyes

    How did the Zoroastrian religion die out?

    I pissed on its eternal flames.

  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #25 - March 18, 2010, 10:33 PM

    Rashna - just got a pm from a member called Vultures4u?  Do you know who this is. Apparently they've got a bone to pick with you?

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  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #26 - March 18, 2010, 10:34 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #27 - March 18, 2010, 10:40 PM

    Nice one Islame lol. Cheesy

    Brace yourself for a barrage of pms each with an essay elaborating on the previous on how bad Islam and Muslims are and the whole shizzle.

    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #28 - March 19, 2010, 07:43 AM

    Frankly, I don't mind jokes aimed at Zoroastrianism & can laugh at them once in a while, but I don't see why every thread has to be ruined with pictures of vultures, it doesn't do anything to further any debate. Or raise logical arguments.

    I don't flood threads created by Muslims with pictures of Muslim shampoos, if I did paste images of hijabi girls & shampoos in a lame attempt to ridicule Islam everytime abuyunus or debunker commented, I'm sure Os or someone else would at least warn me.

    The nasty way you folks can treat someone who disagrees with you speaks volumes about you, not me.

    And Hassan might just need a shrink much more than me, to find out why he wonders everyone from speaklow to me to others are some or the other FFI poster with some dangerous agenda.  Afro

    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: Muhammad Made a Woman Suckle her Freed Grown up Male Slave
     Reply #29 - March 19, 2010, 08:34 AM

    Also, could you guys please drop the sexual references to me everytime you feel the need to ridicule Zoros? I have to say that reflects extremely poorly on you. I have every reason to be annoyed if you do that. I haven't met any grown up people in real life who talk to me like that, I'd report them for sexual harassment if they did that.

    I don't think the mods would stand it if someone started propositioning Cliodna everytime she commented.

    I have no reason to post my birth certificate specifying my age to expect decent behavior, so Iblis, BlackDog etc have to take my word for it, I'm afraid.Why should I be subjected to numerous sexually explicit posts & then blamed if I'm offended?



    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
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