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     OP - March 27, 2010, 01:57 PM
    Quote from: srilankan78
    Hi

    I have an Engineering degree(Electrical) from UET,Lahore. On the immigration wesite of new zealand ,Pakistani degrees are not listed as recognized.Under these circumstances What are the chances for me to migrate and if I migrate what are the chances of finding a job and doing higher studies.

    thanks


    Quote from: EUCitizen
    With your electrical degree from UET in Kandahar you can only dream about coming to NZ. Just for your information, Kiwis have the most excelent scientists and engineers in the World as well as the most wonderful waterfront in the World, in Auckland. Recently, Kiwi scientists launched their first rocket onto the orbit. The rocket was technolgical miracle, made from a Chinese firework. Unfortunatelly, shit happened and rocket get lost.
    Kiwis have also one of the most developed satellite technologies. You can see satellite dishes almost everywhere on their technologicaly advanced woody houses.
    So, stop dreaming and look for something else.
    Cheers!


    Quote from: kiwigirl25
    EUCitizen - you're an idiot   

    Signed

    A Highly Intelligent New Zealander with a world class NZ degree and a love for soft doughy bread whilst sitting in my technologically advance wooden house.


    Quote from: EUCitizen
    You see,  this message so kindly delivered to us by kiwigirl25 (actually a very sexually confused man, with a world class degree, sitting on his awesome dunny with the door wide open, overlooking the many, many, many sheep and cows) just proves my point. Wonder where the hack he found Internet there. Perhaps he had to move to Oz to source some, but these are irrelevant questions of course. Fabulous!


    http://www.immigrationboards.com/viewtopic.php?t=7875&sid=657125f040b1169f5c0124bff5f49375
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