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  • Will heaven have internet?
     OP - March 28, 2010, 06:22 AM
    Quote from: khalid_muslim
    Aslam o alikum everyone,

    my name is Khalid, im 13 years old and im from Australia. Both my parents are muslims, from pakistan.

    i have a question about islam. basically, i know that in heaven there will be a lot of good things, but i really like internet and i cant live without it. Will i have internet in heaven and i could play video games, etc in there? i cant find any hadiths about this.


    thank you very much.

    Khalid.


    Read the rest here:
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    http://trollfiles.x10hosting.com/ummah/Will%20heaven%20have%20internet%202.htm
    http://trollfiles.x10hosting.com/ummah/Will%20heaven%20have%20internet%203.htm

    http://trollfiles.x10hosting.com/ummah/Questions%20about%20islam.htm
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #1 - March 28, 2010, 06:24 AM
    "how come prophet pbuh didnt know about internet so he could prophecize it for muslims of future. "

     Cheesy

    I wonder if any of these topics make Muslims question their beliefs. Perhaps not when you consider the caliber of people who frequent Ummah, but it's still lolworthy.  Cheesy
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #2 - March 28, 2010, 06:41 AM
    Lol, this is my personal fav:

    Quote from: -MA-
    Heaven is pretty simple.. You want internet, you ask for internet. You want a fridge, you ask for a fridge. Best just to spend time on trying to get there!


    Quote from: khalid_muslim
    really, so is it like magic? i thought magic was haram tho


    Quote from: -MA-
    It's not magic.. Allah says "Be!" and it is.


    Black magic is haram.


    Quote from: khalid_muslim
    so its magic then rite? cuz otherwise how can it be that it happens from nowhere.

    wats black magic?


    Quote from: zammy
    Allah doesn't need magic to make things happen. He simply has the power to do anything.


    Quote from: khalid_muslim
    but its magic rite! bcuz magic is when ppl cant do something by themselves so if they have like special powers then its magic. so if allah has special powers then its magic 2!


    Quote from: yaqoot marjan
    Can't believe you people are even replying. Hes blatantly a troll.

  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #3 - March 28, 2010, 09:46 PM
    Omg! Moar action happening now!!

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?254268-Will-heaven-have-internet&p=3778072&posted=1
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #4 - March 29, 2010, 08:56 AM
        
    liberated   asks the question
    Quote
    Will heaven have internet?


    It is other way around dear liberated?

    "Heaven is there Where there is internet "

    But I am wishing in next 20 years EVERY ONE WILL BE CONNECTED TO EVERYONE ON THIS EARTH.. and I hope Allah will do that FREE INTERNET for every one from any where on this earth or  even from moon..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #5 - March 29, 2010, 12:11 PM
    Those questions show just how irrelevant the religion is to the modern age, they don't even tell us if we'll have computers or video games. What's up with that? Huh?


     Cheesy
    It is not the way you live your life that is important, it is how well you enjoy it that matters.
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #6 - March 29, 2010, 12:17 PM
    You have been banned for the following reason:
    Troll

     Cry

    I told them I'd convert to Islam if they can prove that God exists. A request of logical information is "trolling" for those that cannot handle the truth.  :(
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #7 - March 29, 2010, 01:00 PM
    Islamic forums are the worst when it comes to outright banning of any opposing views. I think even Stormfront is more tolerant to dissenting views than most muslim forums.


    LOL @ Liberated.. good shit bro.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #8 - March 29, 2010, 02:04 PM
    hahha that thread is sensational, well done for lasting as long as you did. It really is gobsmacking the weak weak arguements they put forward. They must at some point realise they are full of it and are just busking words for lack of answers. If you get one of them thinking that it may be bullshit then your task over there was worthwhile , howvever with the level of profound self-dilusion on that thread I fear that may not happen.
    According to the polls only 1.6 % of Americans are athiests. So what gives you the right to call the other 80% morons?'
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #9 - March 29, 2010, 02:26 PM
    Trolling religious forums is the best way to make religious people think they are right in their faith.
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #10 - March 29, 2010, 08:56 PM
    Quote from: Unechance on March 29, 2010, 12:17 PM
    You have been banned for the following reason:
    Troll

     Cry

    I told them I'd convert to Islam if they can prove that God exists. A request of logical information is "trolling" for those that cannot handle the truth.  :(

    Hey, that was you? Haha. They then posted a message saying the title you chose i.e 'i'll convert to islam..' was rude or something. Then they eventually banned me as well. Fucktards...
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #11 - March 29, 2010, 08:57 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on March 29, 2010, 02:26 PM
    Trolling religious forums is the best way to make religious people think they are right in their faith.

    How?
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #12 - March 30, 2010, 03:19 AM
    You know one of the things that started my whole doubting of Islam was when my dad and I had a conversation about heaven:

    Dad: If you are a good Muslim, you'll go to Heaven and will be granted anything

    Me: Anything?

    Dad: Yes, Allah will grant any wish

    Me: I'm gonna make a wish to have all my family and friends who went to hell, come to heaven

    Dad: Oh Allah won't grant that

    Me: But you said any wish though

    Dad: Yeah it doesn't work like that.

    Me: But...

    Dad: Eat your meal.

    Me:  Huh?
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #13 - March 30, 2010, 03:26 AM
    lol tommy.. what did you have for dinner that day ?

     i always wondered about the dinosaurs..  but internet.. oh i know the answer to that one.. lol.. translated by some .. .. the internet is the dagal... one eye = monitor..  dance i did my homework...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #14 - March 30, 2010, 03:27 AM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on March 30, 2010, 03:26 AM
    lol tommy.. what did you have for dinner that day ?



    Rice, curry and loads of unanswered questions.  Cheesy
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #15 - March 30, 2010, 04:14 AM
    hahaha epic!!
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #16 - March 30, 2010, 04:30 AM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on March 30, 2010, 03:26 AM
    i always wondered about the dinosaurs..  but internet.. oh i know the answer to that one.. lol.. translated by some .. .. the internet is the dagal... one eye = monitor..  dance i did my homework...

    Who said that?  Huh?
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #17 - March 30, 2010, 10:00 AM
    Quote from: liberated on March 29, 2010, 08:57 PM
    How?

    Because, when ridiculed, they feel like you are an evil aggressor that is being evil because of his particular point of view.
    So they will find even more comfort in the fact that they have chosen the morally good path.
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #18 - March 30, 2010, 11:10 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on March 30, 2010, 03:19 AM
    You know one of the things that started my whole doubting of Islam was when my dad and I had a conversation about heaven:

    Dad: If you are a good Muslim, you'll go to Heaven and will be granted anything

    Me: Anything?

    Dad: Yes, Allah will grant any wish

    Me: I'm gonna make a wish to have all my family and friends who went to hell, come to heaven

    Dad: Oh Allah won't grant that

    Me: But you said any wish though

    Dad: Yeah it doesn't work like that.

    Me: But...

    Dad: Eat your meal.

    Me:  Huh?

     Cheesy You know you've got them on the spot when they say that.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #19 - March 31, 2010, 12:11 AM
    actually.. it was an article written by a Student of Darul Uloom
    Holcombe, Bury, U.K
    figures .. you u.k.ers..!!
    lol
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #20 - March 31, 2010, 12:14 AM
    someone has been drinking too much extra boiled tea!!... sloshed
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Will heaven have internet?
     Reply #21 - March 31, 2010, 02:32 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 29, 2010, 01:00 PM
    Islamic forums are the worst when it comes to outright banning of any opposing views. I think even Stormfront is more tolerant to dissenting views than most muslim forums.


    LOL @ Liberated.. good shit bro.

    Well I got banned on www.christianforums.com ......

    For simply asking a biblical literalist if he supports:
    1) selling his daughters into slavery
    2) human sacrifice
    3) forgot the question

    Though it was an honest, straightforward question, they just knew they couldn't answer it. And they just knew it made their religion look bad. So they banned me. The sad thing was, I was posing as a christian, they'll ban their own kind if they ask too many questions.

    I was able to talk the mod around it though, through the email she didn't realize there was posted on the "welcome to christianforums" message. I told her I just couldn't believe they would actually believe that, thats the only reason i asked. I didnt go back though.

    I was lordworshipper (in hebrew, lord is baal)
    It is not the way you live your life that is important, it is how well you enjoy it that matters.
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