Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #60 - July 08, 2010, 02:58 PM

Quote from: Naija Infidel on July 08, 2010, 02:21 PM
another version that i have heard is that if you didn't a wear white cap or turban shaytan will piss on your head

Shaitan is obsessed with giving golden showers. What is this, Allahs fetish?

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #61 - July 08, 2010, 03:05 PM

And lets not forget farting.. omg.. Nothing like
ALMOST finished with your prayers and then
and momo got upset when people thought farting was funny.
IT IS funny...

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #62 - July 08, 2010, 03:22 PM

Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on July 08, 2010, 02:45 PM
naija!! I know! LOL What i never practiced was when i was taught
what to say before, during and after going to the bathroom
That was the stupidest and funniest thing i think i had learned about
in islam!

I think momo had obsessive compulsive disorder, too. He was
a clean freak beyond words. Nothing wrong with being clean,
but COME ON!! the dude took it to the extreme

Yeah me neither i hardly learned how to say that before,during and after entering bathroom
it was the extremity that i found hard to cope with

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