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  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #60 - March 29, 2010, 08:16 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp-diIp9CJ4
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #61 - March 29, 2010, 08:17 PM
    lol i feel with iblis..it's like finding a fabulous sandwich and offering it to someone thats not hungry lol..
    u crack me up..
    it seems so clear ... but yet so dam hard to swallow
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #62 - March 29, 2010, 08:18 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 29, 2010, 08:14 PM
    Uh no, aside from regional accents, there is no such thing as a "canadian" vs "american" accent. We sound the same.


    .....except Canadians are all dirty commies inside.  Cheesy
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  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #63 - March 29, 2010, 08:19 PM
    @AbuYunus

    You say you have an apostate sister. Is this common among Bengalis in the UK? I find Bengalis in general tend to have higher frequencies of apostasy and outright atheists. I know a handful myself.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #64 - March 29, 2010, 08:19 PM
    Quote from my blog (linked below):

    While I do not believe in telling anyone what they should believe, I do think one should have the courage to honestly examine the beliefs that are central to one’s life and guide one’s actions. If one is truly satisfied with them, then they should be fully embraced with one’s heart and mind, but if they do not stand up to close scrutiny, then they should be discarded. Life is too short to allow it to be dictated by beliefs one does not truly believe.
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #65 - March 29, 2010, 08:20 PM
    allat!!!...you reminded me how my american cousins in ohio used to sit me down and make me repeat the word
    'out and about'
    i never understood why they busted out in laughter...
    now i know..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #66 - March 29, 2010, 08:21 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 29, 2010, 08:19 PM
    @AbuYunus

    You say you have an apostate sister. Is this common among Bengalis in the UK? I find Bengalis in general tend to have higher frequencies of apostasy and outright atheists. I know a handful myself.


    I taught a lot of Bengalis at Islamia school and I have to say they were the most rebellious and naughty kids - but I like naughty kids lol
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #67 - March 29, 2010, 08:21 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 29, 2010, 08:19 PM
    @AbuYunus

    You say you have an apostate sister. Is this common among Bengalis in the UK? I find Bengalis in general tend to have higher frequencies of apostasy and outright atheists. I know a handful myself.


    Nah, I'm sure you'll find handful of Pakistanis too - there is just more of an internal family pressure that frightens most of em to come out the closet.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #68 - March 29, 2010, 08:22 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on March 29, 2010, 08:21 PM
    I taught a lot of Bengalis at Islamia school and I have to say they were the most rebellious and naughty kids - but I like naughty kids lol


    That's how we roll my brother! If only I was in your class  Cheesy
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #69 - March 29, 2010, 08:22 PM
    The Iraqi Shi'a kids were the best to teach - so well behaved and respectful and intelligent lol  grin12
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #70 - March 29, 2010, 08:23 PM
    Hassan, did you ever put any Bengali kids in detention, or time out?

    What about sent to the principal's office?
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #71 - March 29, 2010, 08:23 PM
    Moroccan kids were a nightmare! (sorry!)
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #72 - March 29, 2010, 08:24 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on March 29, 2010, 08:21 PM
    Nah, I'm sure you'll find handful of Pakistanis too - there is just more of an internal family pressure that frightens most of em to come out the closet.


    I dunno, I really do think we have a much stronger secular tilt than most other muslims. Pakistanis practically consider us hindus anyways, LOL.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #73 - March 29, 2010, 08:25 PM
    Quote from: nessrriinn on March 29, 2010, 08:20 PM
    allat!!!...you reminded me how my american cousins in ohio used to sit me down and make me repeat the word
    'out and about'
    i never understood why they busted out in laughter...
    now i know..


    Having lived in both US and Canada for many years each, I can't say I've noticed that much of a difference. Especially in the residents of the bigger cities in both places. Out in the boonies yeah. That's when Americans start talking with a twang, and Canadians start talking like the Scottish.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #74 - March 29, 2010, 08:26 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on March 29, 2010, 08:05 PM
    Youve got a wonderful jovial attitude to life - I wish I could be a little less sensitive and more like that.OMG!


    I'm brewing inside. That dude is dead meat when I get my hands on him.

    My family all know she's an apostate. It's quite cute when we all happen to be at my parents and my mum in the nicest possible manner tells her to recite la-illha-illallah - my sister just laughs it off. She's the eldest out of the lot of us, in her late thirties. She became an apostate in her twenties. She's the type of person who likes to keep to herself, I'm not sure this site would interest her too much. I'd rather not talk too much about her personal situation so no need to start a new thread if it's ok. But a lot of the time she seems like she is angry at God, whenever we are discussing religion she starts pointing up towards the sky and starts cursing Him. Funny girl.

    The stuff posted on here doesn't get on my nerves to be honest. It gets on my nerves much more when Muslims do and say terrible things in the name of God - that makes me want to cry.
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #75 - March 29, 2010, 08:27 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on March 29, 2010, 08:23 PM
    Hassan, did you ever put any Bengali kids in detention, or time out?

    What about sent to the principal's office?


    One particular Bengalis boy drove me to despair - but I really liked him - he was so funny - and I secretly loved his rebellious nature - and yes I did put him in detention - many a time lol.

    Funnily enough I have seen him a couple of times since I left Islam - he is older now and lives near my ex wife in Edgware Road - His mum wears niqab and his dad has a long beard and cap and wears the long Qamees - but he looks as cheeky as ever lol
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #76 - March 29, 2010, 08:28 PM
    Quote from: abuyunus2 on March 29, 2010, 08:26 PM
    I'm brewing inside. That dude is dead meat when I get my hands on him.


    Ey bhai, mara mari kintu t-heek na. Tui bangla, tor bap er bap hindu chihlu ak deen, and tui ak deen nasteek hoben.. INSHALLAH


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    The stuff posted on here doesn't get on my nerves to be honest. It gets on my nerves much more when Muslims do and say terrible things in the name of God - that makes me want to cry.


     far away hug
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #77 - March 29, 2010, 08:28 PM
    Hassan, judging from your experience, is it safe to assume that the more brown a student was, the more rebellious he/she was in Islamia school?  Cheesy

    I'm only joking.

    Quote from: Iblis on March 29, 2010, 08:24 PM
    I dunno, I really do think we have a much stronger secular tilt than most other muslims. Pakistanis practically consider us hindus anyways, LOL.


    Thats because WE ARE Hindus  Cheesy

    Quote from: Hassan on March 29, 2010, 08:27 PM
    One particular Bengalis boy drove me to despair - but I really liked him - he was so funny - and I secretly loved his rebellious nature - and yes I did put him in detention - many a time lol.

    Funnily enough I have seen him a couple of times since I left Islam - he is older now and lives near my ex wife in Edgware Road - His mum wears niqab and his dad has a long beard and cap and wears the long Qamees - but he looks as cheeky as ever lol


    Is he pretty secular, or hardcore Muslim?
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #78 - March 29, 2010, 08:29 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 29, 2010, 08:14 PM
    Uh no, aside from regional accents, there is no such thing as a "canadian" vs "american" accent. We sound the same.

    Not true.  In fact there are many Canadians that would get pissed off with the what you just said!
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  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #79 - March 29, 2010, 08:29 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on March 29, 2010, 08:10 PM
    I knew there was something about you that reminded me of my (Muslim) brother. Like him you are having to deal with an apostate sibling.

    ps I love my brother, dearly as I'm sure your sister loves you.

    I wonder if thats what I see in him too - you know what, he's exactly like my brother was a couple of years ago, and uncannily enough says the same things.

    He had disregarded the hadith, loved sci-fi movies and talking about the universe and was bored with Mullahs.  

    Only difference is that my brother questioned why I believed Allah had to be a nice & self-centric God and would always question why I felt Allah had to be given human characteristics.

    He is now a deist because he cant get his head round the first cause, but still has a soft touch for Islam.  My other 2 siblings still take the piss out of him for being a TP (typical pakistani) so its all good in the hood.
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  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #80 - March 29, 2010, 08:29 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on March 29, 2010, 08:29 PM
    Not true.  In fact there are many Canadians that would get pissed off with the what you just said!


    Exactly! Cause they know they're commies!
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #81 - March 29, 2010, 08:30 PM
    One Moroccan girl came to school with terrible bruises - it turned out her mum had hit her with her belt. Moroccan parents were so severe with their kids - one reason why they played up so much with us as they didn't fear getting beaten. So mush for hitting to make someone good.  Roll Eyes
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #82 - March 29, 2010, 08:31 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 29, 2010, 08:28 PM
    Ey bhai, mara mari kintu t-heek na. Tui bangla, tor bap er bap hindu chihlu ak deen, and tui ak deen nasteek hoben.. INSHALLAH



    If Abu really is Bangladeshi, you really need to start using our language well Iblis. "Tui" is not meant to be used when referring to an elder.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #83 - March 29, 2010, 08:31 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on March 29, 2010, 08:28 PM
    Hassan, judging from your experience, is it safe to assume that the more brown a student was, the more rebellious he/she was in Islamia school?  Cheesy


    No, not true at all!
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #84 - March 29, 2010, 08:32 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 29, 2010, 08:19 PM
    @AbuYunus

    You say you have an apostate sister. Is this common among Bengalis in the UK? I find Bengalis in general tend to have higher frequencies of apostasy and outright atheists. I know a handful myself.


    Funnily enough, my sister is the only apostate I personally know.
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #85 - March 29, 2010, 08:33 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on March 29, 2010, 08:31 PM
    No, not true at all!


    I know I was making a silly joke.  Cheesy

    Quote from: Hassan on March 29, 2010, 08:30 PM
    One Moroccan girl came to school with terrible bruises - it turned out her mum had hit her with her belt. Moroccan parents were so severe with their kids - one reason why they played up so much with us as they didn't fear getting beaten. So mush for hitting to make someone good.  Roll Eyes


    I'm not to big on this marriage idea, but if I ever hook up with another Morrocan girl again, I'm committing.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #86 - March 29, 2010, 08:37 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on March 29, 2010, 08:31 PM
    If Abu really is Bangladeshi, you really need to start using our language well Iblis. "Tui" is not meant to be used when referring to an elder.


     Cheesy

    Sorrrry.

    But yeah, AbuYunus is bengali.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #87 - March 29, 2010, 08:38 PM
    This forum is really becoming a Bengali cesspool.  Cheesy
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #88 - March 29, 2010, 08:41 PM
    Just my experience at Islamia - but I found Bengali parents very strict Muslims - while their kids were real rebels lol
  • Re: Thank you CEMB!
     Reply #89 - March 29, 2010, 08:41 PM

    This thread should be renamed 'Brick Lane'
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


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