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 Topic: Returning to Islam [APRIL FOOL!]

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  • Returning to Islam [APRIL FOOL!]
     OP - April 01, 2010, 12:24 AM
    Aslam o alikum everyone,


    I've been thinking very hard about my apostasy, but the fact is that indeed everything could not have come about on its own. There is a creator, and if there is one, then he must have tried to communicate, and for that purpose quran is indeed the most truthful and miraculous book out there.

    After a lot of thought I have said the shahada again and begged for forgiveness for my grave crime of rejecting allah and his rasool. I'm not sure if I will be browsing this forum again, but i will come once in a while and try to convince you people to return back to the right path.

    Wa'salam and may allah guide you back to the path and forgive us for our sins.


    UPDATE:


  • Re: Returning to islam
     Reply #1 - April 01, 2010, 12:26 AM
    Bipolar?
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Returning to islam
     Reply #2 - April 01, 2010, 12:32 AM
     clap   piggy
    [this space for rent]
  • Re: Returning to islam
     Reply #3 - April 01, 2010, 12:40 AM
    Get yourself a child bride, beat the crap out of her, and blow yourself up. Afro
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #4 - April 01, 2010, 12:43 AM
    For real? You could be a diest; who says you must ascribe to an organised religion to believe in God?

    Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #5 - April 01, 2010, 12:49 AM
    Too obvious...
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #6 - April 01, 2010, 12:55 AM
     whistling2
    Attached image is missing * penguinwhore.jpg (43.87 KB, 576x576 - viewed 288 times.)
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #7 - April 01, 2010, 12:56 AM
    Let's grant that nothing can come out of nothing and that this proves that there must be an external creator God out there. Two questions:

    1. Why does this mean God has to communicate with us?

    2. Even if we grant that God has to communicate with us, lots of different religions give us conflicting accounts of this communication. How do you know the Islamic account is the right one?
    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #8 - April 01, 2010, 01:09 AM
    I suspect a wind-up.
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #9 - April 01, 2010, 01:10 AM
    Is this an April fools?
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #10 - April 01, 2010, 01:11 AM
    Quote from: Ferrero on April 01, 2010, 01:10 AM
    Is this an April fools?

    Thx 4 reminding us
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #11 - April 01, 2010, 01:12 AM
    Quote from: Ferrero on April 01, 2010, 01:10 AM
    Is this an April fools?


    His cover's blown.
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #12 - April 01, 2010, 01:13 AM
    An extra chocolate for Ferrero.  Wink
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #13 - April 01, 2010, 01:28 AM
    thats right you guys are ahead of me
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #14 - April 01, 2010, 01:31 AM
    Quote from: J4m3z on April 01, 2010, 12:56 AM
    Let's grant that nothing can come out of nothing and that this proves that there must be an external creator God out there. Two questions:

    1. Why does this mean God has to communicate with us?

    2. Even if we grant that God has to communicate with us, lots of different religions give us conflicting accounts of this communication. How do you know the Islamic account is the right one?

    Note: taking the piss does not involve the literal removal of urine.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #15 - April 01, 2010, 02:05 AM
    Oh shit, wow... I totally forgot about April fools day. It's March 31st here still. 015

    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #16 - April 01, 2010, 02:07 AM
    But still, fuck you liberated.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #17 - April 01, 2010, 02:34 AM
    Fuck him hard Iblis, fuck him hard! Fuck him till you're making his ears bleed  Afro
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #18 - April 01, 2010, 02:37 AM
    I think I might just do that. I'm in a rape mood.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #19 - April 01, 2010, 02:38 AM
    Bangladeshis make the best rapists. It's a fact.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #20 - April 01, 2010, 02:39 AM
    Yeah, and I'm not just talking about any ordinary rape.. I'm talking bro rape.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #21 - April 01, 2010, 02:40 AM
    Speaking of rape, remember those comments those paki Muslims left on our YT channel page, and inbox?
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #22 - April 01, 2010, 02:42 AM
    Oh yeah, that was pure muslamic class.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #23 - April 01, 2010, 02:45 AM
    I still have those hate messages. I'm gonna post em on this thread.  Cheesy
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #24 - April 01, 2010, 02:45 AM
    No no, post them on the new death threat thread. It's stickied in the Religion section.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #25 - April 01, 2010, 02:50 AM
    Well, it's not really death threat though...
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #26 - April 01, 2010, 02:50 AM
    The thread was not meant just for death threats but also abusive comments from muslims in general.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #27 - April 01, 2010, 02:51 AM
    K, I'll do it there then. Keep an eye out during the next 5 min.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #28 - April 01, 2010, 02:53 AM
    Lulz  grin12
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Returning to Islam
     Reply #29 - April 01, 2010, 02:57 AM
    Done.  grin12
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
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