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 Topic: Happy Easter!!

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  • Happy Easter!!
     OP - April 03, 2010, 04:59 AM

    I think I am a day ahead, but who cares. So happy Easter everybody.  dance cool2  dance

    Also:

    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #1 - April 03, 2010, 05:05 AM

    Happy Easter! Time to stuff myself with chocolates.  Smiley
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #2 - April 03, 2010, 05:14 AM

    Happy Easter. I'm gonna have me some beer on that day Smiley

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #3 - April 03, 2010, 11:20 AM

    Yeah Happy Easter. Isnt it nice that ovaries get their own celebration,what a great day,second only to National Pillow Fight day.

    According to the polls only 1.6 % of Americans are athiests. So what gives you the right to call the other 80% morons?'
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #4 - April 03, 2010, 11:25 AM

    Easter is tomorrow mate, today is pillowfight day, stick to the designated time table.  ktnxbi.   parrot


     Tongue  Happy easter.........for tomorrow. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #5 - April 03, 2010, 11:29 AM

    I made some pistachio coated truffles Afro My better half ate them all. Cry
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #6 - April 03, 2010, 11:32 AM

    ....must buy chocolate eggs.................... dance

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #7 - April 03, 2010, 12:05 PM

    Happy Easter everybloody!

  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #8 - April 03, 2010, 12:28 PM

    Happy chocolate egg day everyone!
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #9 - April 03, 2010, 05:16 PM

    Took me years and years to realise that bunnies don't lay eggs..... oh the ignorant and innocent days..... okay, maybe not so innocent.
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #10 - April 03, 2010, 05:18 PM

    wtf is easter

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #11 - April 03, 2010, 05:24 PM

    Easter - The holiday celebrated for the day in which Jesus's pet rabbit mysteriously laid eggs and painted them strange colors to hide them from the evil Jews.
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #12 - April 03, 2010, 05:27 PM

    lol

    I wish every religion got their days to become national holidays. Moar long weekends for me.

    Having a great time back in Calgary.. last night was  sloshed cheers aloofandbored0  Just do it woohoo

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #13 - April 03, 2010, 05:29 PM

    You know, if rabbits don't lay eggs..... and those things they supposedly lay are small and brown.... I think they may not be what we think they are!
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #14 - April 03, 2010, 05:38 PM

    lol

    I wish every religion got their days to become national holidays. Moar long weekends for me.

    Having a great time back in Calgary.. last night was  sloshed cheers aloofandbored0  Just do it woohoo


    So from those emocons you posted, you were drunk, had anal sex, had some pussy and had a damn good time eh Tongue

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #15 - April 03, 2010, 07:27 PM

    So from those emocons you posted, you were drunk, had anal sex, had some pussy and had a damn good time eh Tongue

    OMG!! that was  you Iblis??  Still,not to worry I wouldnt recognise you again, youve seen one back of the neck youve seen em all  Cheesy

    According to the polls only 1.6 % of Americans are athiests. So what gives you the right to call the other 80% morons?'
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #16 - April 03, 2010, 07:31 PM

    This is supposed to be a thread about the day Our Lord rose from the dead for your sins, you bitches.  Stop turning it into a thread about anal, or I'll get the Pope to come and sort you out.   Nun

    Anyway, Happy Easter everybody, I'm off out for the night.  cheers

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #17 - April 03, 2010, 07:51 PM

    Happy Easter!
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #18 - April 03, 2010, 09:23 PM

    Stop turning it into a thread about anal, or I'll get the Pope to come and sort you out.   Nun

     Cheesy
    Using the same method no doubt. Just like them Irish Catholic priests did.

  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #19 - April 03, 2010, 09:23 PM

    Oh...they dont Huh?  


    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #20 - April 03, 2010, 09:56 PM

    Happy Ostara/Easter!

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    Old English Ēostre (also Ēastre) and Old High German Ôstarâ are the names of a putative Germanic goddess whose Anglo-Saxon month, Ēostur-monath, has given its name to the Christian festival of Easter. Eostre is attested only by Bede, in his 8th century work De temporum ratione, where he states that Ēostur-monath was the equivalent to the month of April, and that feasts held in her honor during Ēostur-monath had died out by the time of his writing, replaced by the "Paschal month." The possibility of a Common Germanic goddess called *Austrōn-, reflecting the name of the Proto-Indo-European goddess of the dawn, was examined in detail in 19th century Germanic philology, by Jacob Grimm and others, without coming to a definite conclusion.

    Subsequently scholars have discussed whether or not Eostra is an invention of Bede's, and produced theories connecting Eostra with records of Germanic Easter customs (including hares and eggs).

    Etymology
    Ēostre derives from Proto-Germanic *austrō, ultimately from a PIE root *au̯es-, "to shine" and closely related to the name of the dawn goddess, *h2ausōs, whence Greek Eos, Roman Aurora and Indian Ushas.

    The modern English term Easter is the direct continuation of Old English Ēastre, which is attested from the late 9th century. Ēostre is the Northumbrian form while Ēastre is West Saxon.

    Bede states that the name refers to a goddess named Ēostre, who was celebrated at the Spring equinox. In the 19th century Hans Grimm cited Bede when he proposed the existence of an Old High German equivalent named ōstarūn, plural, "Easter" (modern German language Ostern). There is no certain parallel to Ēostre in North Germanic languages though Grimm speculates that the east wind, "a spirit of light" named Austri found in the 13th century Icelandic Prose Edda book Gylfaginning, might be related.


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    The pagan origins of Easter: http://www.religioustolerance.org/easter1.htm

    The name "Easter" originated with the names of an ancient Goddess and God. The Venerable Bede, (672-735 CE.) a Christian scholar, first asserted in his book De Ratione Temporum that Easter was named after Eostre (a.k.a. Eastre). She was the Great Mother Goddess of the Saxon people in Northern Europe. Similarly, the "Teutonic dawn goddess of fertility [was] known variously as Ostare, Ostara, Ostern, Eostra, Eostre, Eostur, Eastra, Eastur, Austron and Ausos." 1 Her name was derived from the ancient word for spring: "eastre." Similar Goddesses were known by other names in ancient cultures around the Mediterranean, and were celebrated in the springtime. Some were:

    Aphrodite from ancient Cyprus
    Ashtoreth from ancient Israel
    Astarte from ancient Greece
    Demeter from Mycenae
    Hathor from ancient Egypt
    Ishtar from Assyria
    Kali, from India
    Ostara a Norse Goddess of fertility.

    An alternative explanation has been suggested. The name given by the Frankish church to Jesus' resurrection festival included the Latin word "alba" which means "white." (This was a reference to the white robes that were worn during the festival.) "Alba" also has a second meaning: "sunrise." When the name of the festival was translated into German, the "sunrise" meaning was selected in error. This became "ostern" in German. Ostern has been proposed as the origin of the word "Easter". 2
    There are two popular beliefs about the origin of the English word "Sunday."
    -It is derived from the name of the Scandinavian sun Goddess Sunna (a.k.a. Sunne, Frau Sonne). 5,6
    -It is derived from "Sol," the Roman God of the Sun." Their phrase "Dies Solis" means "day of the Sun." The Christian saint Jerome (d. 420) commented "If it is called the day of the sun by the pagans, we willingly accept this name, for on this day the Light of the world arose, on this day the Sun of Justice shone forth." 7

    Many, perhaps most, Pagan religions in the Mediterranean area had a major seasonal day of religious celebration at or following the Spring Equinox. Cybele, the Phrygian fertility goddess, had a consort, Attis, who was believed to have been born via a virgin birth. Attis was believed to have died and been resurrected each year during the period MAR-22 to MAR-25.

    Gerald L. Berry, author of "Religions of the World," wrote:
    "About 200 B.C. mystery cults began to appear in Rome just as they had earlier in Greece. Most notable was the Cybele cult centered on Vatican hill ...Associated with the Cybele cult was that of her lover, Attis (the older Tammuz, Osiris, Dionysus, or Orpheus under a new name). He was a god of ever-reviving vegetation. Born of a virgin, he died and was reborn annually. The festival began as a day of blood on Black Friday and culminated after three days in a day of rejoicing over the resurrection." 3

    Wherever Christian worship of Jesus and Pagan worship of Attis were active in the same geographical area in ancient times, Christians:
    "... used to celebrate the death and resurrection of Jesus on the same date; and pagans and Christians used to quarrel bitterly about which of their gods was the true prototype and which the imitation."

    Many religious historians and liberal theologians believe that the death and resurrection legends were first associated with Attis, many centuries before the birth of Jesus. They were simply grafted onto stories of Jesus' life in order to make Christian theology more acceptable to Pagans. Others suggest that many of the events in Jesus' life that were recorded in the gospels were lifted from the life of Krishna, the second person of the Hindu Trinity. Ancient Christians had an alternative explanation; they claimed that Satan had created counterfeit deities in advance of the coming of Christ in order to confuse humanity. 4 Modern-day Christians generally regard the Attis legend as being a Pagan myth of little value with no connection to Jesus. They regard Jesus' death and resurrection account as being true, and unrelated to the earlier tradition.


    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #21 - April 03, 2010, 09:59 PM

    Makes sense. Never religions steal from older ones.
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #22 - April 03, 2010, 10:43 PM

    astaghfarulla!!!!!! dont u people know all this shit is pagan!!!!


    o wait so are many islamic things.

    Happy Easter to yall!!!

    watch out for those eggs they got some nasty calories  Afro

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #23 - April 03, 2010, 10:49 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEm9NZNJ_rQ&feature=player_embedded

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #24 - April 03, 2010, 10:59 PM

     Cheesy That's great.  Afro

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #25 - April 04, 2010, 12:37 AM

    My 8 yr old just asked me what easter was about, so I told her the whole story about how Christians thought this guy was God and the Romans felt threatened by him so they arrested him and nailed him to the cross (kinda gross to be telling a little girl, but she had seen crucifixes before and seemed  happy to know what they where now) and that the Christians thought that even though he was God he let himself get killed for everybody else. She didn't get that and I agreed I didn't either. And then I told her about the rock and the cave and how he came back to life. She had a look of complete disbelief on her face, so I told her I didn't believe it either but that's what they'll be telling Grandma at church tomorrow. And then I told her that we weren't religious and to us it was more about the Easter bunny and eggs. She smiled and said "Great daddy, because that is what I was asking about. Why do we have easter bunnies and eggs?"
    Gave her a "I dunno", tucked her in and here I am.

    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #26 - April 04, 2010, 01:01 AM

    tell her tomorrow that you found out that the reason their are eggs is becuase it was  a symbol of fertility and easter was originally a celebration of life and birth,then after they nailed that guy  to the cross (who by the way never needed to worry about easter because his father  ,who is an invisible ghost with no need for a penis ,impregated his earth dads wife )his followers said no one was allowed to celebrate life any more so the changed it and said the people now had to celebrate them instead of just nature. But they were so busy telling everybody else what to do that they forgot to change the name which comes from the Latin Estrus meaning ,ahem,  receptive. You could also try to explain what ovaries have  got to do with  eggs but that should do the trick  Afro
    oh and as far as the bunnies go your gonna have to wait till the right age to explain to her what they do a lot of that contributes to life and birth, good luck with that dance

    According to the polls only 1.6 % of Americans are athiests. So what gives you the right to call the other 80% morons?'
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #27 - April 04, 2010, 01:07 AM

     Cheesy
    Thanks but I'll have to pass on the parts about fertility and impregnations as well.

    Enjoy your chocolate ovaries.

     Afro

    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #28 - April 04, 2010, 01:44 AM

    Come on Submissive Bob, you mean you have never looked up any info about the eggs and bunnies?


    The egg hunt was some way to pickout some one to be sacrificed to increase fertility (of the ones who survived) or something like that.

    The rabbit is the only mammal the ovulates everytime it has intercourse so it was thought to be a great symbol for fertility.

    Feel free to correct any error you think I may have made in the above statements.

    Until next time Lynna.


    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Happy Easter!!
     Reply #29 - April 04, 2010, 02:02 AM

    Happy Easter! bunny

    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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