Also: Pastafarianism clearly is the fastest growing religion. It started only a few years ago and already has over a million followers.
That's pretty cool! I want to be a follower! But... does that mean I have to leave The Great Ceiling Cat Cult?
Decisions, decisions...

I particularly like tis one:
"With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents—mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs. ”
—Bobby Henderson, "prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"
