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 Topic: Come back to Allah

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  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #210 - January 09, 2011, 09:55 PM

    Allah sounds like a nice guy, promising me these women in Jannah. 001_wub

    Will these women (houris) have big breasts? I don't look at a girl twice unless she has DD breasts.

    Also, will they have pale skin? I don't like none of them darkies (they smell).

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #211 - January 09, 2011, 09:56 PM


    Have you not read what I have posted so far.

    I have given you both scientific and spiritual reasons as to why Allah exists.
    Plus, I have explained why it is best for you that you become of friend instead of His enemy.


    Yes.

    If you come back to Allah who created you, then you will get 72 prettiest women in the Universe.

    Ladies Allah has kept ready for believers are so beautful, that holy Koran says
    they are thousand time better then all the MISS WORLD winners put together.

    If you are a female and your desire the best lover and hero as your husband,  or,
    if you are man and you want the best females as to be yours, then all you have to do is come back to Allah.

    Its your life. Its your choice. Just remember that your eternity is at stake, my astray brothers and sisters.


    You are NO Muslim ahmed2010., You are here to Insult Islam in disguise as muslim

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #212 - January 09, 2011, 09:57 PM

    If you are a female and your desire the best lover and hero as your husband,  or,
    if you are man and you want the best females as to be yours, then all you have to do is come back to Allah.


    If I come back to Allah, will I get anything I can dream of in paradise?


    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #213 - January 09, 2011, 09:58 PM

    .

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #214 - January 09, 2011, 10:03 PM

    You gentlemen are now mocking me.

    Thats is not nice.

    I am only asking you to consider God seriously. He is no joke.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #215 - January 09, 2011, 10:04 PM

    I asked you a question.

    If I come back to Allah, will I get anything I can dream of in paradise?

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #216 - January 09, 2011, 10:07 PM

    You gentlemen are now mocking me.

    Thats is not nice.

    I am only asking you to consider God seriously. He is no joke.

    I'm not mocking you, I just like big boobs. Will the houris have big boobs, Ahmed?  Smiley

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #217 - January 09, 2011, 10:08 PM


    Have you not read what I have posted so far.

    I have given you both scientific and spiritual reasons as to why Allah exists.
    Plus, I have explained why it is best for you that you become of friend instead of His enemy.


    Ahmed I asked you to provide some evidence that Islam is true.

    You have not provided any evidence or reason that would convince me it is true.

    Why do you waste your time and ours?

    Either provide us with some evidence that Islam is true - or stop wasting everyone's time.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #218 - January 09, 2011, 10:12 PM

    What's not to mock. Your so called knowledge is now dust and ashes, lost in the sands of time. You are redundant and the worst thing is you are too uneducated to know it.  Go away and get a modern education, particularly in Science, and when you've done, come back in 20 years time and apologise for telling us fairy tales. That is, if you're not a troll and just plain naive and brain-washed.
    You've styled yourself 2010 - that's a hoot- 201.0.

    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #219 - January 09, 2011, 10:12 PM

    You gentlemen are now mocking me.

    Thats is not nice.

    I am only asking you to consider God seriously. He is no joke.

    Yes God is no Joke but you are a joke., And God is no "HE" ., what is this god is a dick head??

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #220 - January 09, 2011, 10:14 PM

    Ladies Allah has kept ready for believers are so beautful, that holy Koran says
    they are thousand time better then all the MISS WORLD winners put together.


    Which surah or verse is that? Stop trolling.  wacko

    ...
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #221 - January 09, 2011, 10:18 PM

    What's not to mock. Your so called knowledge is now dust and ashes, lost in the sands of time. You are redundant and the worst thing is you are too uneducated to know it.  Go away and get a modern education, particularly in Science, and when you've done, come back in 20 years time and apologise for telling us fairy tales. That is, if you're not a troll and just plain naive and brain-washed.
    You've styled yourself 2010 - that's a hoot- 201.0.


    Ahmed2010 is so last year! Needs a name upgrade... LOL

    ...
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #222 - January 10, 2011, 04:11 AM


    If you come back to Allah who created you, then you will get 72 prettiest women in the Universe.


    What if we don't want 72 women, granted to us like so many houses, cars or other forms of property ?

    Perhaps some of us men, just some of us, would prefer one woman who choses of her own free will to be with us.

    Perhaps some of us men enjoy wooing a lady, making her a fine meal, playing soft music, talking to her in a gentle way because we know a woman worth being with is a woman who choses to be with you, rather than one delivered to your house like the most recent best seller from Amazon.com.

    You can keep your 72 robo-virgins / Stepford wives. Some of us prefer a woman, with a mind and will of her own. A woman's body without the mind and free will (which is what your 72 free-will-lacking-virgins really are) is a mere fantasy plaything for boys who are immature and ignorant.

    Go ! Feel free to chase your testosterone driven fantasy of sex with an organic version of an "inflate-a-date".

    I, Juan Karl, prefer a real woman. With a will and mind of her own so strong it heats the room like a fire in the blood. With that, you have real passion.

    Without that, you just have mindless rutting in a teenage fantasy.

    But for some boys, that would be heaven.

    But, for a man, this is not enough. Because I am man enough to earn a lady's respect. Smiley

    El bien mas preciado / es la libertad
    hay que defenderla / con fe y valor.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #223 - January 10, 2011, 07:11 AM

    Quote
    If you reject materialism and defy Satanic temptations, and search for your Creator, then you have chosen eternal life of bliss in Paradise.


    So if I withhold now I get to gush later. Allah is such a cocktease.

    And what Satanic temptations exactly? Sex with slavegirls? Or is that fair game?

    The language of the mob was only the language of public opinion cleansed of hypocrisy and restraint - Hannah Arendt.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #224 - January 10, 2011, 07:31 AM

    That is a good point.  Resist Satan's tempting to sleep with women now so you can enjoy sleeping with Allah's women later?  Seems like Satan and God have the same sales pitch, sex sells.

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #225 - January 10, 2011, 08:14 PM

    I'm not mocking you, I just like big boobs. Will the houris have big boobs, Ahmed?


    Please stop mocking the women of Paradise. I dont know about the size of their breasts. But I know they are best.

    All that we are told by Allah is that these ladies in Heaven are so pretty that you wont be able to take your eyes off them.




    I asked you a question.

    If I come back to Allah, will I get anything I can dream of in paradise?



    Yes, but only what was halal on Earth.

    Women are halal in this life, therefore, men can enjoy them there as well. Up to 72. Four at a time.

    Men are halal for women. Therefore, ladies can have the most handsome hero they can think of. One at a time.



    What if we don't want 72 women, granted to us like so many houses, cars or other forms of property ?

    Perhaps some of us men, just some of us, would prefer one woman who choses of her own free will to be with us.

    Perhaps some of us men enjoy wooing a lady, making her a fine meal, playing soft music, talking to her in a gentle way because we know a woman worth being with is a woman who choses to be with you, rather than one delivered to your house like the most recent best seller from Amazon.com.

    You can keep your 72 robo-virgins / Stepford wives. Some of us prefer a woman, with a mind and will of her own. A woman's body without the mind and free will (which is what your 72 free-will-lacking-virgins really are) is a mere fantasy plaything for boys who are immature and ignorant.

    Go ! Feel free to chase your testosterone driven fantasy of sex with an organic version of an "inflate-a-date".

    I, Juan Karl, prefer a real woman. With a will and mind of her own so strong it heats the room like a fire in the blood. With that, you have real passion.

    Without that, you just have mindless rutting in a teenage fantasy.

    But for some boys, that would be heaven.

    But, for a man, this is not enough. Because I am man enough to earn a lady's respect. Smiley



    You have no idea what those heavenly women will be life. All we are told is that they are the most beautiful females you can imagine.
    Women of Paradise are real ladies. They are not Kafir women of this life, who are actually not proper females. They are half girls, half men. They behave like males. How can any self respecting man like a woman whose genes are half males. Only true believing women are proper females. The rest got something wrong with them. They are women on the outside but men on the inside. You can notice the maleness many women today if you look carefully at how they behave.


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  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #226 - January 10, 2011, 08:20 PM

    Hey Ahmed2010,

    My humble questions to you!


    Why the prophet of islam, the role model of mercy to mankind was a pedophile?

    Why did he branded eyes of some people with hot iron, cutting their hands and legs so mercilessly when their crime wasn't any close to what they were punished for?

    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #227 - January 10, 2011, 08:20 PM

    Quote
    Please stop mocking the women of Paradise. I dont know about the size of their breasts. But I know they are best.

    All that we are told by Allah is that these ladies in Heaven are so pretty that you wont be able to take your eyes off them.

    Best is a subjective term because as you know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I like big boobs so all I want to know is if the houris will have big boobs. So, Ahmed, will they?

    Quote
    Yes, but only what was halal on Earth.

    Women are halal in this life, therefore, men can enjoy them there as well. Up to 72. Four at a time.

    Men are halal for women. Therefore, ladies can have the most handsome hero they can think of. One at a time.


    What if she's into double penetration? How come she only gets one at a time while I only get four?  Cry

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #228 - January 10, 2011, 08:45 PM

    Please stop mocking the women of Paradise. I dont know about the size of their breasts. But I know they are best.

    All that we are told by Allah is that these ladies in Heaven are so pretty that you wont be able to take your eyes off them.



    Yes, but only what was halal on Earth.

    Women are halal in this life, therefore, men can enjoy them there as well. Up to 72. Four at a time.

    Men are halal for women. Therefore, ladies can have the most handsome hero they can think of. One at a time.


    You have no idea what those heavenly women will be life. All we are told is that they are the most beautiful females you can imagine.
    Women of Paradise are real ladies. They are not Kafir women of this life, who are actually not proper females. They are half girls, half men. They behave like males. How can any self respecting man like a woman whose genes are half males. Only true believing women are proper females. The rest got something wrong with them. They are women on the outside but men on the inside. You can notice the maleness many women today if you look carefully at how they behave.


    ___________________________________________________________________________________


    You got that wrong, men are half female, regardless of belief women are wholey female (XX), men also get all teir mitochondial DNA from their mother so they receive more genetics from their mother so even more female?

    Read up on it.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #229 - January 10, 2011, 08:54 PM

    Yes, but only what was halal on Earth.

    Women are halal in this life, therefore, men can enjoy them there as well. Up to 72. Four at a time.

    Men are halal for women. Therefore, ladies can have the most handsome hero they can think of. One at a time.


    I'd want those I love in life to join me in the afterlife, so: NO DEAL

    Islam doesn't have what I'm looking for in a religion. I'll shop around for a better offer. I'll sell my soul to a better religion, one with a better afterlife package.

    Enjoy your conditional afterlife, though.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #230 - January 10, 2011, 09:07 PM

    Please stop mocking the women of Paradise. I dont know about the size of their breasts. But I know they are best.

    Women of Paradise are real ladies. .... They are half girls, half men. They behave like males. How can any self respecting man like a woman whose genes are half males....

    Huh?  what   Women of Paradise are real ladies. They are half girls, half men. They behave like males. Huh?

    Thank you for telling me that., man ahmed2010, I was planning to go to Allah heaven, Now I will change my mind., I wonder How these Allah hoo akbar crying bearded brain dead  baboons like these  look like in Allah heaven..  

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZExMIPByLM
     

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #231 - January 10, 2011, 09:29 PM

    There are only two places in existence on the other side of death: Heaven and Hell.

    Would you please confirm this to me?


    You have to decide which you chose. If you follow your own desires and ignore Allah, then you have chosen poorly.

    If you reject materialism and defy Satanic temptations, and search for your Creator, then you have chosen eternal life of bliss in Paradise.

    Yeah, nonbelievers are selfish, hedonistic evil-doers.


    Resist Satan's tempting to sleep with women now so you can enjoy sleeping with Allah's women later?  Seems like Satan and God have the same sales pitch, sex sells.

    I'd want those I love in life to join me in the afterlife, so: NO DEAL

    +1

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #232 - January 10, 2011, 10:49 PM

    I'd want those I love in life to join me in the afterlife, so: NO DEAL

    Islam doesn't have what I'm looking for in a religion. I'll shop around for a better offer. I'll sell my soul to a better religion, one with a better afterlife package.

    Enjoy your conditional afterlife, though.


    You got it all wrong this time!
    Islam is the perfect religion for all times! The holy Koran says so, the great Ahmed 2010 vouches for it, why are you being so skeptical?



    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #233 - January 10, 2011, 10:52 PM

    Hey hypo,  ^^

    Don't just say "the perfect religion", say "The Perfect ReligionTM".  Wink

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #234 - January 10, 2011, 10:59 PM

    If there is a worse religion for a woman than Islam, I have yet to hear about it

    Women who convert to Islam should consult a neurologist.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #235 - January 10, 2011, 11:11 PM

    I think we are wasting all this useful information on him. He would come back in a few days, and would totally ignore our pages worth of comments and start over..

    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #236 - January 10, 2011, 11:21 PM

    Huh?  what   Women of Paradise are real ladies. They are half girls, half men. They behave like males. Huh?

    Thank you for telling me that., man ahmed2010, I was planning to go to Allah heaven, Now I will change my mind., I wonder How these Allah hoo akbar crying bearded brain dead  baboons like these  look like in Allah heaven..  

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZExMIPByLM
     


    Every time I watch one of those videos I think..... now I know of one place I wouldn't want to be in that moment. 

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #237 - January 10, 2011, 11:22 PM

    Hey hypo,  ^^

    Don't just say "the perfect religion", say "The Perfect ReligionTM".  Wink


     Cheesy Cheesy Yep! that's more impressive and very eye catching. But that's more appropriate with a link like: www.convertoislam.com or www.mindblowingreligion.org

    If there is a worse religion for a woman than Islam, I have yet to hear about it

    Women who convert to Islam should consult a neurologist.



     far away hug A simple truth that eludes many people seduced by dawah pimps.
    Vital information doesn't reach processing centres in the brain as the neural circuits have been critically damaged by an overload of rubbish.



    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #238 - January 10, 2011, 11:27 PM

    Their neural circuits must have been damaged long before they were approached by dawahs or whatever they're called, to even contemplate listening to them in the first place.

    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #239 - January 11, 2011, 04:20 AM

    Quote
    Please stop mocking the women of Paradise. I dont know about the size of their breasts. But I know they are best.


    I can see where you are coming from. I mean, what good are large breasts of they don't match the overall figure- sag and backpain are no fun I imagine.

    Now firm and perky are great- so bust size isn't everything, I so agree. Big fakes are lame !

    Quote
    You have no idea what those heavenly women will be life. All we are told is that they are the most beautiful females you can imagine. Women of Paradise are real ladies.


    If these women are so great, then why would you need 72 of them ? If they are "real women", then can they say "no" ? If not, and they just bang you because they have to, or have been ordered or made to, then my original view still stands.

    Quote

    They are not Kafir women of this life, who are actually not proper females. They are half girls, half men. They behave like males. How can any self respecting man like a woman whose genes are half males. Only true believing women are proper females. The rest got something wrong with them. They are women on the outside but men on the inside. You can notice the maleness many women today if you look carefully at how they behave.


    Have you ever been with a "kafir" woman ? I have, I have also been with "believers". I am not sure where you get his "half man / half woman" thinking from. Two thoughts do come to mind.

    A: You associate their body (attractive to you) as being the half that is woman and associate the half that can think as the half that is "man", since you might be one of these guys who has the silly notion that thinking is a male only sport. If that is the case, please, wake up and smell the Nescafe.

    B: You have been to certain parts of New York City and picked up just the WRONG date in the WRONG bar. And she seemed so cute, but you where shocked she could pee standing up so well ! Tongue

    I am inclined to think "A".




    El bien mas preciado / es la libertad
    hay que defenderla / con fe y valor.
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