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 Topic: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!

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  • Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     OP - June 07, 2011, 06:18 PM


    OK in honour of Eternity's advocacy of retrospective time-machine Islam in which everything Jewish and Jesus and Christianity is actually Islamic, please write about your favourite non Muslims who actually were Muslim, they just didn't know it.

    I'll begin with Alexander the Great of Macedonia.

    Not many people know it, but Alexander was great ghazi who predicted Islam and Mohammad, and conquered lots of lands and killed lots of people with his army, including Persia and India, therefore he was Muslim, because anyone who kills fire-worshipping Persians and Hindus, is a great Muslim, marshmallowallah.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #1 - June 07, 2011, 06:23 PM

    This is like that man of Goodness Gracious Me who thinks everything is Indian.

    Ok, Emmeline Pankhurst because she wanted votes for women, and of course Islam has always allowed women to vote, even back when Christians had never heard of soap and thought women didn't have souls.   parrot

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #2 - June 07, 2011, 06:26 PM


    Abraham Lincoln was a Muslim, he had a beard with no moustache, and fought against slavery, which Islam is also against.

    *ahem*



    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #3 - June 07, 2011, 06:31 PM

    Funnily enough, there are some who say that Alexander the Great actually *was* a Muslim (they claim he was Dhul-Qarnayn).

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #4 - June 07, 2011, 06:41 PM


    Islam is beyond parody  Grin


    Quote


    Dhul-Qarnayn (Arabic ذو القرنين ḏū al-qarnayn, IPA: [ðuːlqarˈnajn]), literally "He of the Two Horns" or "He of the two ages/generations" is a figure mentioned in the Qur'an, the sacred scripture of Islam, where he is described as a great and righteous ruler who built a long wall that keeps Gog and Magog from attacking the people who he met on his journey to the east (i.e., the rising of the sun). The identification of Dhul-Qarnayn in historical context is not clear, and therefore this subject has generated various theories.

    In modern scholarship the character is usually identified as Alexander the Great, who is ascribed similar adventures in the Alexander romance. The same opinion is held in traditional Islamic scholarship.



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhul-Qarnayn


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #5 - June 07, 2011, 06:55 PM

    Joseph Smith was a Muslim.  He claimed that he old testament prophesied of him.  He revealed new scripture, performed hijra and had many wives.  So Joseph Smith was not only a Muslim but Muhammad himself.


    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #6 - June 07, 2011, 06:56 PM

    bertrand russell was a muslim. he didn't support the state of israel and explicitly wrote about it in his later life!
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #7 - June 07, 2011, 07:38 PM

    Some Muslims say that Herr Goethe aka "The German Master of Prose" was Muslim.

    Muhammad Johann Wolfgang Goethe: http://www.themodernreligion.com/convert/convert_goethe.htm

     Cheesy

    "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
            Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

    - John Keats
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #8 - June 07, 2011, 07:44 PM


    ^^^^
    Quote
    by Shaykh 'Abdalqadir Al-Murabit, Authorized by the Amir of the Muslim Community in Weimar, Hajj Abu Bakr Rieger, Weimar, 19th December 1995

      Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #9 - June 07, 2011, 08:13 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh7KtsLe6NY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbOZcKhkfEA

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #10 - June 07, 2011, 11:53 PM

    Genghis Khan was a Muslim.  Look - his name was Khan. whistling2

    Oh wait...  he was the dude who killed lots of Muslims.   Scratch that. whistling2

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #11 - June 08, 2011, 08:01 AM

    Mike Tyson, Idi Amin  jawdrop mysmilie_977



    What are you waiting for? The 'evidence' is overwhelming! You have nothing to lose by becoming a Muslim! Lmao

    These rascals are contaminating the whole planet! Cheesy Cheesy



    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #12 - June 08, 2011, 08:45 AM

    Neil Armstrong.  He went to the Moon, so did Mohammed, ergo - muslim.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #13 - June 08, 2011, 08:54 AM

    Hitler. He decided to go after the Jews after reading the Seera, especially Banu Qurayza's chapter..

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #14 - June 08, 2011, 09:42 AM

    Plato, Socrates, Aristoteles were all Muslims.
    Buddha was a Muslim Prophet.
    Same with Krishna.
    In fact, they all preached monotheism, but the people later on corrupted their messages.  Roll Eyes

    I shouldn't be here. Really. Shaytan SWT deluded ALL of us. Amen.
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #15 - June 08, 2011, 10:15 AM


    Charles Darwin was a Muslim. He had a massive beard, and The Origin Of The Species was an examination of how Quran predicted evolution, but the pages referring to that were torn out by Islamophobes to hide that fact.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #16 - June 08, 2011, 10:29 AM

    LOL guys

    Hi
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #17 - June 08, 2011, 10:34 AM

    Another Famous Muslim:


    "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
            Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

    - John Keats
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #18 - June 08, 2011, 10:53 AM

     billy starts a thread with "  Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!"

    Why just Alexander? or Bertrand Russel?? Every one  and everything that  is BORN anywhere in the universe is  Muslim. All are from allah, anything that comes out of allah hole  is a Muslim, In the evolutionary tree like this



    Everything you see is a Muslim, including the ones that gave birth to the species you see on that tree. The  Bacteria in shit, cockroaches in the house, stray dogs in the street to all the way to Alexanders and Bertrand Russells and  Islamic Einsteins  ...all are Muslims until you start questioning what is in Quran and what was Islam to start with. why it become/becomes  viral in a society??  

    OFF COURSE THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.. thanks to the internet infidels..


    The social structure and order is built in to Islam in a such a way that every one MUST be brain washed for the sake of allah and don't use  your brain when it comes to Allah and questioning allah rules from books. The REAL Muslim Controls Female species in the name of Allah, Controls political power structure in the name of Allah for some  20 or 30 years in man's life after that another guy erects himself as Real Muslim and do exactly the same thing what his predecessor in power did..

    .Every 9 year old kid like Mother of All "Aisha" is a Muslim.,  the only problem come when you know the reality of Islam and Real Nature of Islamic Prophet, its growth and its ability to create mayhem in the society. Each Muhammad following Muslims would love to be either Jihadi or use Jihadis to get what they want in life. Off course all of that is for allah..  
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    In Soorah Al-A'raaf, Verses 172-173; Allah explained that when He created Adam, He caused all of Adam's descendants to come into existence and took a pledge from them saying, Am I not your Lord? To which they all replied, " Yes, we testify to It:'

    Quote
    Allah then explained why He had all of mankind bear witness that He is their creator and only true God worthy of worship. He said, "That was In case you (mankind) should say on the day of Resurrection, "Verily we were unaware of all this." That is to say, we had no idea that You Allah, were our God. No one told us that we were only supposed to worship You alone. Allah went on to explain That it was also In case you should say, "Certainly It was our ancestors who made partners (With Allah) and we are only their descendants; will You then destroy us for what those liars did?" Thus, every child is born with a natural belief in Allah and an inborn inclination to worship Him alone called in Arabic the "Fitrah".


    If the child were left alone, he would worship Allah in his own way, but all children are affected by those things around them, seen or unseen.
    Quote
       The Prophet (PBUH) reported that Allah said, "I created my servants in the right religion but devils made them go astray". The Prophet (PBUH) also said, "Each child is born in a state of "Fitrah", then his parents make him a Jew, Christian or a Zoroastrian, the way an animal gives birth to a normal offspring. Have you noticed any that were born mutilated?" (Collected by Al-Bukhaaree and Muslim).


    So, just as the child submits to the physical laws which Allah has put in nature, his soul also submits naturally to the fact that Allah is his Lord and Creator. But, his parents try to make him follow their own way and the child is not strong enough in the early stages of his life to resist or oppose the will of his parents. The religion which the child follows at this stage is one of custom and upbringing and Allah does not hold him to account or punish him for this religion. (By Abu Ameena Bilal Phillips )

    and that is from this  Muhammad following Muslim


    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #19 - June 08, 2011, 11:53 AM

    Quote

    Here is an Islamic doll for west..

    well  It makes lot of money for dolls made in China.. and to those who sells it all over the world .,

    why dolls even animals says.. alahal..allah..allllllla

    Here is another animal..a Perfect Islamic doll

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #20 - June 08, 2011, 12:11 PM

    Lmao rofl just can't believe these nutcases are taken seriously!



    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #21 - June 26, 2014, 01:06 AM

    The Buddha was a muslim. See the beauty of the quran in what he says. Surely a prophet of islam, mashallah.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #22 - June 26, 2014, 01:14 AM

    Shakespeare was a Muslim. His real name was Shaikh Zubair.
  • Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #23 - June 26, 2014, 01:22 AM

    Shaikh Zubair. Cheesy

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Retrospective Islamic Theology - Everyone was Muslim!
     Reply #24 - June 26, 2014, 05:10 AM

    According to Islam, I'm a Muslim but I was raised Christian, thus I am an apostate who hasn't been killed for leaving Islam yet...

    Not just that, because I left Christianity AND Islam, I am now a double apostate! Thus, according to logic, I have to be punished by NOT being killed, so I win!

    Stupidity really does spread like a virus....
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