I'm the best troll this forum has ever had.
Yeah, you're a true troll legend, about to fall on your own sword and be martyred for inane trolling. You sure know how to give it to us regular forum members, with your selfless acts of throwing your own posting privileges away on a forum you don‘t even like, while most people here don’t even like you or notice you. You’re like a stealth warrior that barely anyone ever saw or cared about.
The cunning and revolutionary way you managed to actually use Google to find a picture, and then figured out how to post it on a forum… I don’t even know how you do it. It’s amazing. They’ll write songs about you, and lament better times when pixel warriors like you were at the cutting edge of the troll world, taking the fight to the heart of the forum and shaking it to the core for a few seconds.
I'm glad we have you here, typing posts with no content, posting the same memes you posted yesterday, mashing keys and making new accounts in your basement HQ like an interwebz superhero, and then getting banned and forgotten about again, until you bravely re-emerge and come back to type a sentence or two or post one of your favourite pictures, and then get banned again.
Ladies and gentlemen, join me in saluting a true pioneer of the troll cause.
