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  • Teh Madlib Quran.
     OP - November 21, 2009, 11:57 AM
    Proceeding from where we left off: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=7423.msg184204#msg184204  parrot

    Quote from: Homer on November 21, 2009, 11:47 AM
    For those not familiar with Mad Libs:

    The trick will be, someone has to take the quran, and pick out words to be blanked and later 'mad libed'
    Then that person must keep track of what was blanked out (a noun, verb, ect.).
    Then that person must ask another person (who cant see the text in question) for a noun, verb, ect.
    Those new words are substituted into the original text.
    Then the new 'mad libed' text is read.

    This will be quite a project, we'll need a new thread.


    Example:

    Quote from: Sura Al-Jin:72, verse 14
    And that some of us are those who submit, and some of us are the deviators; so whoever submits, these aim at the right way: (14)

    becomes:

    Quote
    And that some of us are those who yodel, and some of us are the naked chicks; so whoever bullshits, these aim at the right way:

    Let the games commence! *trumpets n stuff*

    ETA: Get yer verses here: http://www.searchquran.org/
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #1 - November 21, 2009, 12:08 PM
    Righty, for the first one I want:

    1/ a noun
    2/ a noun
    3/ an adjective
    4/ a verb
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #2 - November 21, 2009, 12:10 PM
    here is my fav site for Quran and translations and stuff....  Afro

    http://tanzil.info/
    ...
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #3 - November 21, 2009, 12:22 PM
    Where's me nouns and stuff then?  Tongue
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #4 - November 21, 2009, 01:00 PM
    cat
    dog
    silly
    screw
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #5 - November 21, 2009, 01:05 PM
    Piss

    sh*t

    asshole

    fu*k
    ...
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #6 - November 21, 2009, 01:06 PM
    1/ a noun - Donkey
    2/ a noun - Mohammed
    3/ an adjective - Sexy
    4/ a verb - Hump
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  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #7 - November 21, 2009, 07:19 PM
    Oh my FSM! This is the best thread ever.
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #8 - November 21, 2009, 08:41 PM
    Ok, taking the first cab off the rank................

    Quote from: Cheetah on November 21, 2009, 01:00 PM
    cat
    dog
    silly
    screw


    we gets dance

    Quote
    (A cat) whereof they have no dog, nor (had) their fathers, silly is the word that screw out of their mouths. They speak naught but a lie. (5)


    Taken from Pickthal innit. yes

    Someone else pick one.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #9 - November 22, 2009, 05:41 AM
    Ok, so here is my first contribution....I'll need a

    adjective
    A name for a group of people
    adjective
    action
    adjective
    negative attribute
    noun
    verb
    body part
    Family Member
    verb, present tense
    adjective
    destination
    verb
    verb
    noun
    noun
    noun, plural
    a Title (like a position)
    location


    First person to reply gets it
    The foundation of superstition is ignorance, the
    superstructure is faith and the dome is a vain hope. Superstition
    is the child of ignorance and the mother of misery.
    -Robert G. Ingersoll (1898)

     "Do time ninjas have this ability?" "Yeah. Only they stay silent and aren't douchebags."  -Ibl
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #10 - November 22, 2009, 05:43 AM
    You want fries with that?  Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #11 - November 22, 2009, 05:46 AM
    mellifluous

    parliamentarians

    wonky

    shoot

    subtle

    ugliness

    horse

    tumble

    appendix

    uncle

    flows

    softly

    Rome

    swim

    fly

    donkey

    hat

    wombats

    King

    Timbuktu.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #12 - November 22, 2009, 05:51 AM
    Hum...a major improvement I think


    [23.1] mellifluous indeed are the parliamentarians,
    [23.2] Who are wonky in their shooting,
    [23.3] And who keep subtle from what is ugliness
    [23.4] And who are givers of horses,
    [23.5] And who tumble their appendix,
    [23.6] Except before their uncle or those whom their right hand throws, for they surely are not soft,
    [23.7] But whoever seeks to go rome, these are they that swim;
    [23.8] And those who fly on their donkey and their hat,
    [23.9] And those who keep a guard on their wambats;
    [23.10] These are they who are the king,
    [23.11] Who shall inherit Timbuktu; they shall abide therein.

    whats funny is that it honestly still makes about the same amount of sense.
    The foundation of superstition is ignorance, the
    superstructure is faith and the dome is a vain hope. Superstition
    is the child of ignorance and the mother of misery.
    -Robert G. Ingersoll (1898)

     "Do time ninjas have this ability?" "Yeah. Only they stay silent and aren't douchebags."  -Ibl
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #13 - November 22, 2009, 05:54 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy dance dance dance bunny bunny

    Tis a sign from God!  dance
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #14 - November 22, 2009, 05:57 AM
    I challenge anyone to produce a sura like it!  Old geezer
    The foundation of superstition is ignorance, the
    superstructure is faith and the dome is a vain hope. Superstition
    is the child of ignorance and the mother of misery.
    -Robert G. Ingersoll (1898)

     "Do time ninjas have this ability?" "Yeah. Only they stay silent and aren't douchebags."  -Ibl
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #15 - November 22, 2009, 10:29 AM
     Cheesy - but i think there is a strong message to be taken from how realastic that sura really sounds!
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  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #16 - June 29, 2012, 06:18 PM
    This is a really old thread, but I like it and thought I'd give it a whirl.  dance

    I need a:

    1. noun

    2. noun

    3. noun

    4. adjective

    5. adverb

    6. verb

    7. verb

    8. verb

    9. verb

    10. adjective

    11. adjective

    12. adjective
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #17 - June 29, 2012, 06:58 PM
    1]man
    2]woman
    3]bed
    4]excitedly
    5]lovingly
    6]fucking
    7]groaning
    8]moaning
    9]sweating
    10]expectant
    11]gorgeous
    12]euphoric


    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

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  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #18 - June 29, 2012, 07:46 PM
     wacko I was hoping for some wackier words (think you were reading my mind in terms of what ayat I was going to use hypocrucifier), but here we go.  Cheesy

    Women are in charge of men, because Bed hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of men). So good men are the excited, guarding in secret that which Bed hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear loving, fuck them and groan them to beds apart, and moan them. Then if they sweat you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Bed is very Expectant, Gorgeous, Exhaulted. (34)

    Heheheheheheheheheheh!!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy  dance dance dance dance

     bunny bunny bunny

    Fuck that was fun!  dance
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #19 - June 29, 2012, 08:00 PM
    So for the next one, I need:

    1. noun

    2. adjective

    3. adjective

    4. adjective

    5. noun

    6. adjective

    7. verb

    8. adverb/verb

    9. noun

    10. verb

    11. noun

    12. noun

    13. noun

    14. verb

    15. noun

    16. adjective

    17. noun

    18. noun

    19. noun

    20. noun

    21. noun

    22. noun
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #20 - June 30, 2012, 03:09 AM
    1. Potato
    2. Short
    3. Malignant
    4. Heavenly
    5. Colt .45
    6. Rubbery
    7. Lob
    8. Regurgitate
    9. Encephalitis
    10. Extricate
    11. Rocking Chair
    12. Cream
    13. Train-Cannon
    14. Sodomize
    15. Internal Medicine
    16. Indigo
    17. Rock
    18. Roll
    19. President of America
    20. Cocaine
    21. Ultralisk
    22. Jinn
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #21 - June 30, 2012, 04:13 AM
    In potato of short
    a good many of those of malignant times
    but a few of heavenly times
    on gold-encrusted Colt .45 of rubbery,
    Lob upon them, regurgitate one another.
    Immortal encephalitis will extricate upon them
    with rocking chair and cream and train-cannon sodomize with internal medicine from unsullied springs
    by which their minds will not be indigo and which will not make them rock
    and with roll of any kind that they may choose,
    and with flesh of any President of America that they may desire.
    And cocaine pure, most beautiful of eye,
    like unto ultralisk hidden in their jinn.

    From surat al-Waqiah.  dance

    Thank you asbie for the words.  yes
  • Re: Teh Madlib Quran.
     Reply #22 - June 30, 2012, 11:36 AM
    YW.

    Some truly inspiring words to live by in there.  Shocked
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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