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Topic: Gorilla Attacked by Banana

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Gorilla Attacked by Banana
OP - July 12, 2011, 05:53 AM

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The manager of a cell phone store in Ohio called 911 to report a gorilla had been attacked by a banana.

The Wireless Center in Strongsville, near Cleveland, advertises at curbside with a man in a gorilla suit. Manager Brandon Parham says he was watching last week as a kid dressed as a banana emerged from some bushes and took a flying leap at the store mascot.

Parham says the attacker looked like a Spartan from the movie "300" - except he was a banana.

The gorilla was knocked down but got back up, adjusted his head and went back to work.

WJW-TV reports the banana split - running down the street with other teens.

Police think it was a prank. They weren't able to find the offending fruit.

http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2011/07/08/1674809/ohio-shops-gorilla-mascot-attacked.html

I especially love this bit...

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Parham says the attacker looked like a Spartan from the movie "300" - except he was a banana.

"Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny." - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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Re: Gorilla Attacked by Banana
Reply #1 - July 12, 2011, 05:56 AM

F'in California

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
Just kidding, here are some true heros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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Re: Gorilla Attacked by Banana
Reply #2 - July 12, 2011, 05:57 AM

Its from Ohio.

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Re: Gorilla Attacked by Banana
Reply #3 - July 12, 2011, 06:00 AM

I know someone from Ohio. Let's just say that this doesn't surprise me..................

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Re: Gorilla Attacked by Banana
Reply #4 - July 12, 2011, 11:36 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 12, 2011, 05:53 AM
http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2011/07/08/1674809/ohio-shops-gorilla-mascot-attacked.html

I especially love this bit...

So fuckin good.

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Re: Gorilla Attacked by Banana
Reply #5 - July 13, 2011, 01:27 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSMFPJ0y3fE

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Re: Gorilla Attacked by Banana
Reply #6 - July 13, 2011, 06:57 PM

The pinnacle of journalism
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