How would time machine invention affect Islam?

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How would time machine invention affect Islam?
OP - January 28, 2010, 06:55 AM

If time machines were invented, would impact would it have on Islam? Would it prove/disprove certain parts of the religion? Would the mulllahs quickly declare it haram so a lot of people won't be able to go back in the past and watch the atrocities/pedophilia of mo?
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Reply #1 - January 28, 2010, 07:48 AM

well, a good argument for time travel being impossible is that if it were done then we would know about it already, seeing as mo is in the past from us.

Though i guess you could argue that gabriel was just a stoner from the 31st century fucking with mo's mind. Which is hilarious but not really conclusive...

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Reply #2 - January 28, 2010, 07:58 AM

Lets not discuss whether time travel is possible or not in this thread. Lets just discuss what impact it would have on islam if it were discovered
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Reply #3 - January 28, 2010, 08:28 AM

Zakir Nalaik would claim it as a miracle from Quran/Hadith.

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Reply #4 - January 28, 2010, 07:09 PM

Time travel without intervention would be nice. I'd like to travel back in time and be a fly on the wall. I don't want to change history (haven't we learn our lesson from Back To The Future?).

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Reply #5 - January 28, 2010, 07:20 PM

we can finally prove that Mo was a schizophrenic patient
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Reply #6 - January 28, 2010, 07:28 PM

We can see all of the other not-so-nice things that Muhammad did which aren't documented.

For example, other than the instance where he hit his wife Aisha (and caused her pain)... I'm sure there must be other times where he hit his wives.

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Reply #7 - January 28, 2010, 07:32 PM

Quote from: Shahid Raza on January 28, 2010, 07:28 PM
We can see all of the other not-so-nice things that Muhammad did which aren't documented.

For example, other than the instance where he hit his wife Aisha (and caused her pain)... I'm sure there must be other times where he hit his wives.

Hmmm... on the flip side we could find out that most of the hadiths are bullshit and Mo was actually quite different from what we know him.

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Reply #8 - January 28, 2010, 07:50 PM

If he actually does turn out to be as much of a nutjob as we think he is.. I wonder if the mullahs would declare time travel haram and try to stop people from going back..
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Reply #9 - July 27, 2011, 10:14 AM

Perhaps if people could go back 10,000 years ago and see us living with neanderthals, they would realize that the adam/eve story was nonsense.

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Reply #10 - July 27, 2011, 10:43 AM

Both mullahs and priests are way too fast in declaring these things haram.

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Reply #11 - July 27, 2011, 11:25 AM

First of all, I don't think a large percentage of muslims in the world would stop being muslims just because it could be found that Muhammad wasn't being visited by an angel and a lying bastard.
Imam's in present day would just say that its all about 'interpretation' and claim his thought were being implanted in his head by god or some crap like that and ofcourse alot of muslims would believe it;
Its pretty much well established that peoples beliefs are independent of things like reality and facts, so I doubt reality and facts would change much.

Secondly, as its already been said a few times before, the mullahs would just say its Haram and the likes of Harun yahya would say that its not time travel, but a fake reality simulation created by the freemasons and atheistic satanists.

I'm sure alot of muslims out there would slowly leave the faith or let it die out with each passing generation, but I wouldn't expect the hypothetical scenario to implode Islam. They're just too many overly deluded and stupid people out there..
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Reply #12 - July 27, 2011, 11:30 AM

I don't know if this has been said already, but personally I think muslims would complete reject and deny everything that a time machine would and could present, purely because they believe only their omnipresent Allah is capable of knowing things beyond human power and a time machine would probably be considered shirk.

Maybe it'll shake up some home truths of religion, but I don't think anyone would truly abandon their relgion, after all they've spend their whole lives devoted to this supernatural being, it's a lot of emotional investment that is really difficult to let go off.

Meh, anyway just my two cents.
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Reply #13 - July 27, 2011, 05:55 PM

Time travelling is impossible. And if it would ever be possible it has never been done. And if it has been done, we wouldn't know because things are as they are now. No matter what a time traveller does or does not, he/she would cause, what the SF writers say, a chronoclasm.

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Reply #14 - July 28, 2011, 01:31 AM

Quote from: liberated on January 28, 2010, 06:55 AM
If time machines were invented, would impact would it have on Islam? Would it prove/disprove certain parts of the religion? Would the mulllahs quickly declare it haram so a lot of people won't be able to go back in the past and watch the atrocities/pedophilia of mo?

Time travelling back to the time of Muhammed would be very interesting.
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Reply #15 - July 28, 2011, 04:21 PM

Well it depends on who invented it.

Jew - A weapon against Islam
Christian - Haram
Muslim- Miracle from Allah end of story.

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Reply #16 - July 28, 2011, 04:29 PM

Quote from: Sakura02 on July 28, 2011, 04:21 PM
Well it depends on who invented it.

Jew - A weapon against Islam
Christian - Haram
Muslim- Miracle from Allah end of story.

and here is the proof in the Quran that it foresaw time travel:

29:20
(O Muhammad): Travel in the land and see how He originated creation, then Allah bringeth forth the later growth. Lo! Allah is Able to do all things.
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Reply #17 - July 29, 2011, 10:40 AM

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
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Reply #18 - July 29, 2011, 03:19 PM

By the way, even if we try to change a little bit in 1000 years time, our existance would become shady. For us to keep existing we need to make sure our parents had mated exactly the right time with same nutrition, and their parents and so on. If we change even little bit in religion or anything, our parents might not have married to each other..

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