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  • Re: Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #60 - October 12, 2011, 11:53 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on October 12, 2011, 11:52 PM
    Allah, ya allah, what were you smoking,
    on the day you decided the result of our pokings?

    Put that in Arabic and you have your very own revelation!

    Also, if I were to intelligent design your ass as you requested, I’d put it on my face.
  • Re: Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #61 - October 13, 2011, 12:01 AM
    Quote
    Intelligent design my ass.


    I don't believe in intelligent design, just in case you think I do.

    Apparently human females have it bad because our ancestors moved from four legs to two, (or stood upright at least) this did something to the birth canal, I'm not sure what, probably shortened it - which resulted in human baby spending less time inside than necessary - if humans waited any longer, the baby's head would not get pass the vaginal opening

    This is the reason why human babies are possibly the least able to fend for themselves in nature and need the bond with a mother and father for a lot longer than other animals.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Re: Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #62 - October 13, 2011, 12:06 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on October 12, 2011, 11:53 PM
    Put that in Arabic and you have your very own revelation!

    Also, if I were to intelligent design your ass as you requested, I’d put it on my face.


    I'm not sure that would be as intelligent as you think it would be.  Grin

    Quote from: devilsadvokat on October 13, 2011, 12:01 AM
    I don't believe in intelligent design, just in case you think I do.


    Oh no, I didn't think you did, but some people do, and moments like this just remind me of why they are insane.  Tongue

    Quote

    Apparently human females have it bad because our ancestors moved from four legs to two, (or stood upright at least) this did something to the birth canal, I'm not sure what, probably shortened it - which resulted in human baby spending less time inside than necessary - if humans waited any longer, the baby's head would not get pass the vaginal opening

    This is the reason why human babies are possibly the least able to fend for themselves in nature and need the bond with a mother and father for a lot longer than other animals.


    You know, I always thought it was because women were so loose in Noah's time, and allah got so pissed offf with them for popping babies out like it was nothing, so he made the whole experience painful as a punishment for all the women to ever come.  Grin

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #63 - October 13, 2011, 12:09 AM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on October 12, 2011, 11:53 PM
    Put that in Arabic and you have your very own revelation!


    الله يا ألله, قل لي ماذا دخنت
    يوم أن نتيجة جماعنا سننت؟
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #64 - October 13, 2011, 12:12 AM
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    You know, I always thought it was because women were so loose in Noah's time, and allah got so pissed offf with them for popping babies out like it was nothing, so he made the whole experience painful as a punishment for all the women to ever come.


    Blame evolution.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Re: Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #65 - October 13, 2011, 05:32 AM
    Quote from: Zaiba on October 12, 2011, 07:47 AM
    ^ Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Nice attempt but try growing a feutus in your womb for 9 months with constant back ache and sickness, I'd like to see a man deal with that.


    Giving birth is way overrated. Women need to man up and just take it on the chin like the rest of mankind.  cool2

    Nobody likes a whiner. Dig?
    Formerly known as Iblis
  • Re: Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #66 - October 13, 2011, 12:55 PM
     Afro
    "The words that oscillate between nonsense and supreme meaning are the oldest and truest." - C.G. Jung
  • Re: Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #67 - October 13, 2011, 02:27 PM
    I think quadrupeds are a hilarious example of ‘intelligent’ design. Especially quadruped females. Were I to design, had I infinite powers, a quadruped female,  I would NOT put her arse above the vaginal area where she could get shit into her sensitive parts! I would put the arse underneath so that shit would not get in there, and the piss could clean the arse.

    Also, what’s the intelligence behind giving men a prostate gland IN (or a part of) the urethra, so that when men age their swelling prostates cause pain and problems with pissing?!
  • Re: Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #68 - October 13, 2011, 03:21 PM
    Quote from: Jesus Christ on October 13, 2011, 05:32 AM
    Giving birth is way overrated. Women need to man up and just take it on the chin like the rest of mankind.  cool2

    Nobody likes a whiner. Dig?


    Oh, I dig okay, I dig so good .. I dig your fucking grave. Tongue
  • Re: Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #69 - October 13, 2011, 11:50 PM
    This is not aimed at anyone in particular but talk off giving birth and birthdays make for an observation of mine.

    We have the dangers of childbirth, real dangers - plus posters saying that it's not a holiday carrying a child for 9 months - plus for someone to be born healthy the mother usually has to lead a healthy life- perhaps a healthier life than pre-pregnancy. All in all a huge endeavour by expectant mother - just to give birth.

    So on ones birthday, instead of celebrating ones own life imo perhaps it should be celebrating and thanking the mother - for putting up with labour for 9 months and going through a potentially life-threatening labour at the end of it (on ones birthday).

    This thought only came to me on my last birthday, which was the first one not involving drugs/being out of it  (since about twentieth one)
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #70 - September 23, 2013, 08:57 AM
    Quote from: saleri on October 10, 2011, 06:02 PM
    basically, i am about to sound like a tit

    If one of my mateys is getting fat, I tell him, "blud, you getting fat, trim some skin, ya get me". And he will be like "yeah blud, need to gym it up, been eating too many man steaks".


    Stopped reading after that.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #71 - September 23, 2013, 12:41 PM
    ^ I think ‘man steaks’ is slang for ‘semen’..?

    Cor, the youth of Britain today: trying to talk like ’80s American gang members. Makes me want to start a youth organisation where people talk like the Cripps instead of the Bloods. Call each other ‘cuz’ instead of ‘blood’.
  • Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #72 - September 23, 2013, 01:04 PM
    It's sad isn't it.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #73 - September 23, 2013, 01:53 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 23, 2013, 01:04 PM
    It's sad isn't it.

    Word up, homez.
  • Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #74 - September 23, 2013, 11:09 PM
    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 23, 2013, 08:57 AM
    Stopped reading after that.


     Resurrected something nearly two yaers old, to make hardly a earth-shattering comment. Like did you actually deal with the topic at hand, any comment?

    Why dude?

    Anyways as my post was hanging like a cherry, let me clarify - I have never been out of it lol, I can account for every minute since the age of 10 (never fainted after that) apart from fifteen minutes I lost at 18. Out on summers night, poured a bottle of baracadi into pint plastic glass (outside) half-way topped with coke, the cup leaked, I downed the lot not to lose it and was being a bit of a stupid show-off lol.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
  • Treating Women "differently"
     Reply #75 - September 24, 2013, 07:36 AM
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, just more of a joke thing really.
    Quote from: Kodanshi on September 23, 2013, 12:41 PM
    ^ I think ‘man steaks’ is slang for ‘semen’..?

    Cor, the youth of Britain today: trying to talk like ’80s American gang members. Makes me want to start a youth organisation where people talk like the Cripps instead of the Bloods. Call each other ‘cuz’ instead of ‘blood’.

    Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on September 23, 2013, 01:04 PM
    It's sad isn't it.

    Quote from: Kodanshi on September 23, 2013, 01:53 PM
    Word up, homez. (Clicky for piccy!)


    Just a bit of a laugh.
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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