The Old Shephard
OP - December 27, 2013, 04:05 PM
There was an old shepherd who prayed in a cave,
When in came an angel who said something strange,
He asked him to read, ' alif, lam, meem',
Upon hearing this the old Shepard sneezed.
'I said repeat', the bright angel demanded,
'You must obey Muhammad as God commands it',
The old Shepard replied as clear as day,
'I'm sorry to say you've got the wrong cave'.