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     Reply #30 - September 17, 2013, 08:09 PM
    Look, I'll save you the time and effort.

    Evolution is a fact. This is not a n opinion. It is a fact of life, the unvierse and everything. It is a univeral principle.

    The Qur'an in no way, shape or form refers to nor indicates that we, as a species, share a common ancestor with ALL living things (let alone primates). In fact, the Qur'an argues the opposite (that Jews were turned to pigs and apes). You'd think that an almighty creator would've atleast included this, the most improtant aspect of being human, our descent with modification viz-a-viz ancestors, in the Qur'an and spent a substantive amount of time on it rather than litter His Holy Book with lavish description of Paradise and barbaric descriptions of Hell Fire and other myths and fairytales that can NEVER be observed, experimented upon nor replicated. But evolution, yeah Allah dropped tha ball majorly on that one.

    He's like the worst storyteller in history!
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     Reply #31 - September 17, 2013, 08:17 PM
    Evolution? Jvegas wanna get out the 90 ft man? Tongue
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
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     Reply #32 - September 17, 2013, 08:20 PM
    jvegas is whom?
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     Reply #33 - September 17, 2013, 08:23 PM
    He's a fella on here, evolution and the 90 ft man hadith were his turning point, he's mentioned it several times
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
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     Reply #34 - September 17, 2013, 09:54 PM
    Right. Jedi. Are you familiar with the 90 foot tall adam hadith?
    Don't read all those science books bro, you'll just get more confused.

    That's funny. The more science I read, the less confused I get.
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     Reply #35 - September 17, 2013, 09:58 PM
    Lol , jvegas!

    Right Jedi, meet jvegas...jvegas, Jedi
    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
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     Reply #36 - September 17, 2013, 10:00 PM
    I think I may have heard it.

    But I'm always up for a nursery tale just before bedtime!
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    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

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     Reply #37 - September 17, 2013, 10:06 PM
    Apparently adam was created at 90 feet tall and mankind has been decreasing in size ever since.  I know that this is bollocks.  You know this is bollocks. 
    So the question I put to the dawahgandists is: if I fall for your philosophy of science spiel and discard human evolution,  what alternative do you offer me? A 90 foot giant whos wife was made out of his rib? Fuck off, silly bollocks.

    Now that moves me onto god. Why make the evidence us lowly humans find contradict the words of your esteemed prophet? Prick.
    Don't read all those science books bro, you'll just get more confused.

    That's funny. The more science I read, the less confused I get.
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     Reply #38 - September 17, 2013, 10:08 PM
    ^^^^^^^^

    You are so ignorant. Here's photographic evidence of Hawa (as):

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     Reply #39 - September 17, 2013, 10:11 PM
    The ninety foot man surely puts paid to the veracity of ahadith, how can you take them seriously, even if muslims do, we know the score. Probably the narrator smoked too much that night and hallucinated - then incorporated it into scripture, maybe going through a few steps.
    I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
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     Reply #40 - September 17, 2013, 10:11 PM
    Not sharia compliant with her dress.

    Ive discussed this hadth with my friends.  Some say well we've had dinosaurs, what if we find skeletons?  What if allah is hiding skeletons? We ARE definitely not decreasing yeah? Repeat ad nauseum.
    Don't read all those science books bro, you'll just get more confused.

    That's funny. The more science I read, the less confused I get.
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     Reply #41 - September 17, 2013, 10:14 PM
    ^^^^^^^^

    We've been able to find single celled organisms that are billions of years old.

    If there were a 90 ft, 50 ft, 30 ft, 10 ft homo sapien sapien then in all likely hood we would've found it already.
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     Reply #42 - September 17, 2013, 10:27 PM
    Yeah but its part of gods test
    Don't read all those science books bro, you'll just get more confused.

    That's funny. The more science I read, the less confused I get.
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     Reply #43 - September 17, 2013, 10:32 PM
    God is like a failed teacher who just scraped his teaching qualification and got a job at the shittiest school there ever was simply because all the other candidates got the flu that day. He then goes on to create this 'test' on a purely ad hoc basis with stipulations and guidelines that consistently contradict themselves and ultimately do nothing but confuse the students.
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    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

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  • Confused
     Reply #44 - September 20, 2013, 12:49 PM
    Quote from: Jedi on September 17, 2013, 08:09 PM
    Look, I'll save you the time and effort.

    Evolution is a fact. This is not a n opinion. It is a fact of life, the unvierse and everything. It is a univeral principle.

    The Qur'an in no way, shape or form refers to nor indicates that we, as a species, share a common ancestor with ALL living things (let alone primates). In fact, the Qur'an argues the opposite (that Jews were turned to pigs and apes). You'd think that an almighty creator would've atleast included this, the most improtant aspect of being human, our descent with modification viz-a-viz ancestors, in the Qur'an and spent a substantive amount of time on it rather than litter His Holy Book with lavish description of Paradise and barbaric descriptions of Hell Fire and other myths and fairytales that can NEVER be observed, experimented upon nor replicated. But evolution, yeah Allah dropped tha ball majorly on that one.

    He's like the worst storyteller in history!


    Jedi, you are amazing! To add on though, He didn't just drop the ball, since it is very clear that the stories in the Qur'aan, coupled with the explanations in the reliable hadith, also contradict this fact. Cha Ching!
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     Reply #45 - September 20, 2013, 06:53 PM
    I know man...if I were Allah's publisher I'd sack Him for gross misrepresentation of historical facts, incompetency, endorsing fallacious claims, sexism and homophobia, ambiguity towards rape and paedophilia and incitement of hatred and violence towards other religious and non-religious groups. finmad

    ...And then I'd fire myself for being a piss-poor editor...

    ...But being the business and media savvy guy that I am I would remarket the Qur'an as a parody book of 'other' religions at that time.  Afro

    Cha-ching  dance

    Or is it ka-boom?  mysmilie_977
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

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