Florida woman finds ‘sign from God’ on Goldfish cracker

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Florida woman finds ‘sign from God’ on Goldfish cracker
OP - April 06, 2013, 11:07 PM

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t’s a fishy story, but the woman telling it believes it's pure gold. The Florida resident says the markings she found on a Goldfish cracker are a direct message affirming her Christian faith.
“I believe that it’s a sign, a sign from God,” Patti Burke told WKMG. “He is still in our life every day, and he wants to show that to his people.”
It's not quite manna, but in Burke's eyes it's a manifestation of her faith.
The cracker in question has two markings, or imperfections, on its surface. Burke says the first marking is of a cross with a circle around it. The second marking, near the head of the fish, represents a golden crown.
“When I picked this one up, I knew he was special,” she said. “Something I’ve never seen before out of all the Goldfish I’ve eaten.”
Burke admittedly has been working from a large sample size, consuming between two and three pounds of the crackers per week. She says she eats the small crackers individually, examining each one for the optimal amount of savory coating.
Burke now carries her special cracker in an earring box padded with gauze. But she wasn’t immediately convinced it was a sign from God. At first, she thought maybe she had won a special promotion from cracker manufacturer Pepperidge Farm.

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Reply #1 - April 07, 2013, 12:06 AM

Religious logic: I saw something ressembles a symbol I know on a toast/cookie/whatever. Therefore, it means the bible/the quran/whatever holy book is true and that God loves me and hates other faiths.

Yet other people from other religious faiths receive that kind of symbol too... well, must be from the devil

If the abrahamic god judged himself according to his own moral standards, he'd go to hell.

He's jealous, full of pride, he created evil, he doesn't heal sick people while he could, he's attacking people who are weaker than him, he follows his own desires and he commits murders all the time.
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Reply #2 - April 07, 2013, 03:05 AM

There's a reason why the rest of us who don't live in Florida call it "Florida-duh".

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Reply #3 - April 08, 2013, 07:03 AM

How can she not realize how stupid and insane she sounds?

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Reply #4 - April 08, 2013, 07:11 AM

^^ because she is a stupid and insane?

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Reply #5 - April 08, 2013, 08:20 AM

We need a new category.

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Reply #6 - April 08, 2013, 08:48 AM

Quote from: toor on April 08, 2013, 08:20 AM
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We need a new category.

That is a great graph toor... I am storing it for proper use..... thank you..

When God Was a Girl .... Hmm good one to watch..

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