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  • Dirty Dirty Riddles (NSFW)
     OP - June 03, 2011, 02:25 PM
    Dirty Dirty Riddles

    Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
    A: A cherry float.

    Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
    A: 1 US leader

    Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
    A: Beat it - we're closed.

    Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
    A: To find a tight seal.

    Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
    A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

    Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
    A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

    Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
    A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

    Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
    A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

    Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
    A: Dill dough.

    Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
    A: She's withholding evidence.

    Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
    A: You can sleep with a light on.

    Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
    A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

    Q: What's the definition of macho?
    A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

    Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
    A: Their balls are just for decoration


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  • Re: Dirty Dirty Riddles (NSFW)
     Reply #1 - June 03, 2011, 02:46 PM
    Quote from: luftazure on June 03, 2011, 02:25 PM
    Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
    A: Their balls are just for decoration


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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  • Re: Dirty Dirty Riddles (NSFW)
     Reply #2 - June 03, 2011, 02:49 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy  They're all good, these are my 2 favourites:

    Quote
    Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
    A: Beat it - we're closed.


    Quote
    Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
    A: She's withholding evidence.

  • Re: Dirty Dirty Riddles (NSFW)
     Reply #3 - June 03, 2011, 02:50 PM
    What's blue and fucks grannies?

    Hypothermia.

    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: Dirty Dirty Riddles (NSFW)
     Reply #4 - June 03, 2011, 03:36 PM
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    Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
    A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


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  • Re: Dirty Dirty Riddles (NSFW)
     Reply #5 - June 21, 2011, 01:35 PM
    Quote from: luftazure on June 03, 2011, 02:25 PM
    Dirty Dirty Riddles


    Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
    A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

    Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
    A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

    Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
    A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

    Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
    A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

    Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
    A: Dill dough.


    Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
    A: You can sleep with a light on.



    Lmao

    The funniest ones by far for me! ^
  • Dirty Dirty Riddles (NSFW)
     Reply #6 - July 04, 2014, 01:42 AM
     popcorn
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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