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 Topic: So, I ran into this Muslim dude...

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  • Re: So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #30 - June 24, 2011, 09:26 PM
    Errr, you may want to edit that lara, makes no sense..

    Lol prince. I'm even more nervous about this now... It's like the build up to sunbul's photo..getting blown out of proportion...
    Hi
  • Re: So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #31 - June 24, 2011, 09:26 PM
    ^Well then just do it before it gets too out of hand. >.>
  • Re: So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #32 - June 24, 2011, 09:29 PM
    Quote from: musivore on June 24, 2011, 09:26 PM
    Errr, you may want to edit that lara, makes no sense..

    Lol prince. I'm even more nervous about this now... It's like the build up to sunbul's photo..getting blown out of proportion...


    It's ok, this particular anti-climax will be hilarious. Post it.

    @Sunny - My god, a thought just hit me like a train. WHY DO YOU NEED SHOES TO POST A PIC OF YOUR FACE?!
     Flaming mad
  • Re: So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #33 - June 24, 2011, 09:30 PM
    Hmm, or maybe you want face-shoes? Wouldn't put it past you.
  • Re: So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #34 - June 24, 2011, 09:32 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on June 24, 2011, 09:29 PM
    @Sunny - My god, a thought just hit me like a train. WHY DO YOU NEED SHOES TO POST A PIC OF YOUR FACE?!
     Flaming mad

    It took you long enough to figure out.
    Who said I was going to post a picture of my face?
  • Re: So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #35 - June 24, 2011, 09:32 PM
    Quote from: z10 on June 24, 2011, 09:19 PM
    I dread the day I return to London and have to have one of these conversations every day.


    Is that why you switched continents?
    Hi
  • Re: So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #36 - June 24, 2011, 09:33 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on June 24, 2011, 09:32 PM
    It took you long enough to figure out.
    Who said I was going to post a picture of my face?

    -_-

    The string is long with this one.
  • Re: So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #37 - June 24, 2011, 09:35 PM
    Quote from: musivore on June 24, 2011, 09:32 PM
    Is that why you switched continents?


    Not entirely, but it is so blissful not having to hide from religious zealots pouring out of the mosque five times a day only half a kilometre up the road. Being able to be yourself is such a delight. Smiley
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #38 - June 24, 2011, 09:40 PM
    Quote from: Lara91 on June 24, 2011, 09:34 PM
    shit sorry ... now post


    Gonna go record. Listen back. Cry. Re-record. Listen back. Cry some more. Delete everything. Sleep and forget that this conversation even took place.

    Nite everyone xxx (apart from Prince)

    Hi
  • Re: So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #39 - June 24, 2011, 09:42 PM
    You suck Musivore!  Tongue Night, coward.  Wink
  • So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #40 - February 05, 2015, 10:38 PM
    This is fucking gold.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #41 - February 05, 2015, 10:55 PM
    Reminds me of a conversation I had with a guy from my area:

    "Brudda no man should fear feds, only fear Allah SWT still"

    After this, he crossed the road & got into an argument with a policeman just to prove his point to me.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #42 - February 05, 2015, 11:02 PM
    Quote from: musivore on June 24, 2011, 12:15 PM


    Anyways, I’ll give you some of the advice that he gave me, in case that saves
    • You’re worse than all the drug dealers and killers we both see around us in our town. You’re much worse. You’re scum. At least they stop to think about Allah every so often. But you, with your brains and your good job, think that you are above all that. Well, fuck you. I feel sorry for you brother. I can’t believe I wasted my fucking time on you. Wasalaam.

    Before you ask, no, he’s not a troll. He’s real Undecided



    You should have at least clapped for his beautiful speech!
  • So, I ran into this Muslim dude...
     Reply #43 - February 05, 2015, 11:33 PM
    I would've stood up, wielding an awkward erection and said "Now look what you've done akhi! you know that the deen gets me hard".
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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