Let us go to the horse and learn how it started
Miqdaad Versi 
Aggressive Islamic intellectuals and apologetic fools from Islam and other faiths is the reason why so-called scriptures of Islam was not cleaned up since their published versions are available from medieval times to to this day
well let us put those verses here
067.013: And conceal your word or manifest it; surely He is Cognizant of what is in the hearts.
067.014 : Does He not know, Who created? And He is the Knower of the subtleties, the Aware.
067.015 : He it is Who made the earth smooth for you, therefore go about in the spacious sides thereof, and eat of His sustenance, and to Him is the return after death.
067.016 : Are you secure of those in the heaven that He should not make the earth to swallow you up? Then lo! it shall be in a state of commotion.
067.017 : Or are you secure of those in the heaven that He should not send down upon you a punishment? Then shall you know how was My warning.
067.018 : And certainly those before them rejected (the truth), then how was My disapproval.
067.019 : Have they not seen the birds above them expanding (their wings) and contracting (them)? What is it that withholds them save the Beneficent Allah? Surely He sees everything.
067.020 : Or who is it that will be a host for you to assist you besides the Beneficent Allah? The unbelievers are only in deception.
067.021 : Or who is it that will give you sustenance if He should withhold His sustenance? Nay! they persist in disdain and aversion.
067.022 : What! is he who goes prone upon his face better guided or he who walks upright upon a straight path?
067.023 : Say: He it is Who brought you into being and made for you the ears and the eyes and the hearts: little is it that you give thanks.
067.024 : Say: He it is Who multiplied you in the earth and to Him you shall be gathered.
067.025 : And they say: When shall this threat be (executed) if you are truthful?
067.026 : Say: The knowledge (thereof is only with Allah and I am only a plain warner.
read that and figure why such sooth saying polemic parables words have to be from that super duper "Heeeeeeeeeee"
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