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Topic: True miracle of Islam! Satellite dish prophecy!

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True miracle of Islam! Satellite dish prophecy!
OP - December 22, 2008, 07:16 PM

No....words...to describe....read please:

http://www.wikiislam.com/wiki/Up_Loading_Duah

Our first (I think) Muslim contributor to Wiki Islam.

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Reply #1 - December 22, 2008, 07:39 PM

Quote from: Sanitarium on December 22, 2008, 07:16 PM
No....words...to describe....read please:

http://www.wikiislam.com/wiki/Up_Loading_Duah

Our first (I think) Muslim contributor to Wiki Islam.

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Reply #2 - December 22, 2008, 07:51 PM

Poe?

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Reply #3 - December 22, 2008, 11:21 PM

I think that kind of parabolic dish is normally used to recieve, not to transmit...
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Reply #4 - December 22, 2008, 11:22 PM

OH...

MY...

NO GOD!

That is the most absurd thing I've read so far!

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Reply #5 - December 23, 2008, 01:27 AM

That's someone taking the piss. Funny as fuck though.

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Reply #6 - December 23, 2008, 08:03 AM

Quote from: Cheetah on December 22, 2008, 07:51 PM
Poe?

I don't think so lol I have known people who would fall for this crap, so this person must be one of them.

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Reply #7 - December 23, 2008, 09:14 AM

I think it's a pisstake. Look at the "upload fail" over at the right. Someone is having a giggle out of this.

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Reply #8 - December 23, 2008, 09:16 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 09:14 AM
I think it's a pisstake. Look at the "upload fail" over at the right. Someone is having a giggle out of this.

How so?

I honestly do know people who would easily believe this, infact let me go dig through my emails, I am sure I got a forward email of something similar from my ex sis in law awhile back, mind you I always delete them, but maybe I kept it.

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Reply #9 - December 23, 2008, 09:19 AM

Take a good look at all the wording in the diagram. It's a send up. Sure some twats would be silly enough to believe it but it's a send up anyway IMO.

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Reply #10 - December 23, 2008, 09:24 AM

Yokay, well real or not it's funny.

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Reply #11 - December 23, 2008, 09:32 AM

Quote from: BerberElla on December 23, 2008, 09:16 AM
Quote from: osmanthus on December 23, 2008, 09:14 AM
I think it's a pisstake. Look at the "upload fail" over at the right. Someone is having a giggle out of this.

How so?

I honestly do know people who would easily believe this, infact let me go dig through my emails, I am sure I got a forward email of something similar from my ex sis in law awhile back, mind you I always delete them, but maybe I kept it.

It's obviously a piss take considering the 'upload fail' which I found quite hilarious But it's not a surprise that there are muslims willing to believe.

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Reply #12 - December 23, 2008, 06:59 PM

Okay the picture is a bit 'off' for a real miracle, but I believe the User in question who wrote this page really believes it. Have a look at his user page. I think he's legit and (he thinks) this miracle is too.

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Reply #13 - December 23, 2008, 08:22 PM

If it's a troll it's great. Really well presented user page. If he's serious it's pathetic. You know what they say about fundies and parody.

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Reply #14 - December 24, 2008, 06:18 AM

It may be a joke, but it reads exactly like something a Muslim would have written. And a lot of them do believe that the placing of the hands like this and so are important. Mr. Hamza Yusuf in the 1990s compared making duah to sending 'missles' straight to heaven . The weapon of the believer and so on and so on.

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