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Morally restricted search engines
OP - July 10, 2009, 09:39 PM

The Jews are doing it: http://www.koogle.co.il/English

The Christians are doing it: http://www.seekfind.org/

And here it is, the 100% totally authentic, the only true, accredited by allah tallah himself, the only potentially perfect specimen of a web 2.0 search engine, and so aptly named: http://www.alwahy.com

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Reply #1 - July 10, 2009, 09:42 PM

I just typed "porn" into it and got this....

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Reply #2 - July 10, 2009, 09:48 PM

LOL Cheetah - how predictable.

BTW, according to these automatically collected google search trends, the highest traffic looking for "nude pics" comes from... guess where? PAKISTAN. About twice as many it seems compared to the next one down the list, India, which has SIX times the population of Pakistan.

The highest traffic looking for online porn in the U.S. comes from Utah, according to recent news reports.... the very religious and conservative Utah.

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Reply #3 - July 10, 2009, 09:58 PM

Awesome find, Allat.

I tried the Christian one and got this: http://www.seekfind.org/search.cgi?zoom_sort=0&zoom_query=porn
Unfortunately they don't seem to link to any instructive examples, which is an appalling oversight on their part.

Searching porn on the Jewish one returns a 404 error.

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Reply #4 - July 10, 2009, 10:21 PM

When you search in sexy it somehow only deletes the sex part and leaves the y.

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Reply #5 - July 10, 2009, 10:39 PM

Council of Ex-Muslims is there
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Reply #6 - July 10, 2009, 10:41 PM

Are we sexy?

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Reply #7 - July 11, 2009, 01:52 AM

The Muslim search engine returns some rather delicious looking pork recipes. Just type in "pork".

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Reply #8 - July 11, 2009, 07:47 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on July 10, 2009, 10:41 PM
Are we sexy?

Well I am - dunno about you tho
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Reply #9 - July 11, 2009, 04:12 PM

The Christian search engine is the most morally objectionable and dishonest-- it ONLY links to sites promoting a right-wing Christian agenda. Type in "gay" on the other two and nothing comes up, type it in on the Christian search engine and links to anti-gay sites come up. Type in "Christianity" and "atheism" on the Muslim search engine and it actually links to Wikipedia and even atheist organizations-- type in "Islam" and "atheism" on the Christian one and it links to anti-Muslim/anti-atheist sites/articles. Fucking disgusting. The Jewish one just turns up 404 errors-- but the Jewish one also seems more like a morally-filtered directory to things in Israel (a kind of conservative Israeli yellow pages), rather than an actual search engine.

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Reply #10 - July 11, 2009, 06:53 PM

The other problem with these engines is if you want to research or understand your religions stance on these issues, then you stuffed.

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Reply #11 - July 16, 2009, 12:16 AM

I tried using the Christian search engine to look for porn.

'Free yourself from Porn addiction' is not what I was looking for, I want nekkid pictures now!

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Reply #12 - September 04, 2009, 09:27 PM

Another one:
http://www.imhalal.com

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Reply #13 - September 04, 2009, 09:57 PM

I love searching for stuff on these things, just to see what naughty terms these mullahs and their like had to sit around thinking of in order to ban it and rate it haraam.

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Reply #14 - September 04, 2009, 10:09 PM

Quote from: allat on September 04, 2009, 09:27 PM
Another one:
http://www.imhalal.com

Anyone been to halaltube.com
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Reply #15 - September 04, 2009, 11:49 PM

Yeah and funny how the Muslims keep posting their videos to YouTube anyway. Not even Muslims want to take part in dorky, second rate knock-offs.

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Reply #16 - September 05, 2009, 03:17 PM

Quote from: allat on July 10, 2009, 09:48 PM
LOL Cheetah - how predictable.

BTW, according to these automatically collected google search trends, the highest traffic looking for "nude pics" comes from... guess where? PAKISTAN. About twice as many it seems compared to the next one down the list, India, which has SIX times the population of Pakistan.

The highest traffic looking for online porn in the U.S. comes from Utah, according to recent news reports.... the very religious and conservative Utah.

I think they do some sort of normalization considering the total population of the place.

http://www.google.com/intl/en/trends/about.html#9

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9. Is the data normalized?

All results from Google Trends are normalized, which means that we’ve divided the sets of data by a common variable to cancel out the variable’s effect on the data and allow the underlying characteristics of the data sets to be compared. If we didn’t normalize the results, and instead displayed the absolute rankings of cities, they wouldn’t be all that interesting – a densely populated area like New York City would be the top city for many results simply because there are lots of searches from that area.

Remember, Google Trends shows users’ propensity to search for a certain topic on Google on a relative basis. For example, just because a particular region isn’t on the Top Regions list for the term ‘haircut’ doesn’t necessarily mean that people there have decided to stage a mass rebellion against society’s conventions. It could be that people in that region might not use Google to find a barber, use a different term when doing their searches, or simply search for so many other topics unrelated to haircuts, that searches for ‘haircut’ comprise a small portion of the search volume from that region as compared to other regions.

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Reply #17 - September 05, 2009, 04:08 PM

"Inquisition" on the christian site takes to you to a catholic bashing site.

I got to some real good haram porn with the muslim site

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Reply #18 - September 07, 2009, 09:17 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on July 10, 2009, 09:42 PM
I just typed "porn" into it and got this....

I just typed "women" in and got the same result.

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Reply #19 - September 07, 2009, 09:22 PM

Remember, women are a fitna (moral danger) according to the illuminated prophet.

They are also an awrah (private part) with exception to their hands and faces. Try women's hands or women's faces.

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Reply #20 - September 07, 2009, 09:28 PM

I searched BDSM on alwahy and got a shit load of porn

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Reply #21 - September 07, 2009, 09:29 PM

lol, Google better watch out! Incidentally, Sergey & Larry are both Jewish descendants.

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Reply #22 - September 07, 2009, 09:47 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on September 07, 2009, 09:28 PM
I searched BDSM on alwahy and got a shit load of porn

I did the same

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Reply #23 - September 07, 2009, 09:49 PM

I tried 'pedophile muhammad' and the first link was FFI. They are very tolerant, or don't know how to block properly.

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Reply #24 - September 07, 2009, 10:49 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on September 07, 2009, 09:28 PM
I searched BDSM on alwahy and got a shit load of porn

thats the problem with censorship, it cant work. The better it is the more likely it is to fail, as those monitoring the websites wont even know what the buzzwords are anymore. A victim of their own success

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