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500k prayers for Pakistan's Victory against India in Semi Final
OP - March 30, 2011, 10:02 PM

I noticed this facebook event a couple of days ago:
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500,000 prayers for Pakistan's Victory against India in Semi Final

Time: Friday, March 25 at 1:30pm - March 31 at 10:00pm
Location: All around the world

100k+ people were scheduled there to 'pray' for Pakistan during the cricket match. Though obviously the real number of people praying is much higher, probably over 10-20 million..

They must have pretty strong blind faith to continue believing in a god after seeing that 20 million prayers had no effect... I see some comments like this there now:

"The team that plays better wins. Simple!. Next time,invest time in praying for bigger things from the Almighty, like safety of the oppressed Muslims all over the world...We should just enjoy the game and "hope and wish" our team wins!"

"You guys didnt pray hard enough. SMH" (some indian troll lol)

"lol. to fuckh with this kinda united nation

jin ko allah. nabi pak peace be upon him
quran hadees eik na kar sakay

woh pathetic game k liyay unite ho gayay
[trans: whom allah, holy prophet and quran and hadith couldn't unite, were united for a pathetic game like this]

to fuckh with such unity"

"18 crore logo ki dua kabol nahi hoyi....it means iss mein zaror Allah ki behtri thi..aur jub hum her jaga match jeetnay pay INSHALLAH likh rahay thay it means "agar ALLAH ki marzi hoi" ...to iss ka matlub nahi thi....HAR HAAL MEIN APNAY RAB KA SHUKAR ADDA KARO
[trans: 18 million people prayed and it wasn't accepted, that means there must be some benefit for us in it. And whenever we said 'inshallah' to winning a match it meant 'if allah willed it', that means allah didn't will it. IN EVERY CIRCUMSTANCE BE GRATEFUL TO YOUR GOD]"

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Re: 500k prayers for Pakistan's Victory against India in Semi Final
Reply #1 - March 30, 2011, 10:18 PM

If you took those 500k prayers, multiply it by the time taken to pray (maybe a minute?) you get 500k minutes, or 347 days worth of prayers.

If they spent that time thinking of how to solve Pakistan's problems... no wait, that would require actual effort.
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Reply #2 - March 30, 2011, 10:21 PM

incantation does not work.

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Reply #3 - March 30, 2011, 10:26 PM

Quote from: Eliphaz on March 30, 2011, 10:18 PM
If you took those 500k prayers, multiply it by the time taken to pray (maybe a minute?) you get 500k minutes, or 347 days worth of prayers.

If they spent that time thinking of how to solve Pakistan's problems... no wait, that would require actual effort.

tbh, I'm sort of glad Pakistan lost. At least that has brought the people back to reality a bit, if it had win they'd all be thinking 'we're so macho, we're the best country in the world' and live even more in denial mode than they already do.

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Re: 500k prayers for Pakistan's Victory against India in Semi Final
Reply #4 - March 30, 2011, 10:39 PM

Somebody should have sent this this video by to show them that praying doesnt work, and to save them the bother!

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Re: 500k prayers for Pakistan's Victory against India in Semi Final
Reply #5 - March 30, 2011, 10:42 PM

Quote from: King Tut on March 30, 2011, 10:21 PM
incantation does not work.

The incantations are in Arabic, so they must be magical.

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Re: 500k prayers for Pakistan's Victory against India in Semi Final
Reply #6 - March 30, 2011, 10:52 PM

Quote from: L2PK on March 30, 2011, 10:02 PM
I noticed this facebook event a couple of days ago:
100k+ people were scheduled there to 'pray' for Pakistan during the cricket match. Though obviously the real number of people praying is much higher, probably over 10-20 million..

They must have pretty strong blind faith to continue believing in a god after seeing that 20 million prayers had no effect... I see some comments like this there now

that is not a big deal., forget 20 million Pakistanis praying for the victory of the team, the other side there must be 200 million praying for their team victory. People of Pakistan can not win on that numbers of people praying or fighting on face book or on internet. The only way to win is by the actions from people of Pakistan.

I think Pakistan team did very good. when they entered in to the tournament no one expected them enter in to even quarter finals. They would have easily won that game with India with a bit of brain in the coach, management and planning from Captain. Instead of hitting the ball in the air Afridi should have kicked the butt of Misbahul Haq., Or Misbahul Haq should have come at no-3, so he could have had enough time to play his slow game.

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Reply #7 - March 30, 2011, 11:00 PM

Quote from: yeezevee on March 30, 2011, 10:52 PM
that is not a big deal., forget 20 million Pakistanis praying for the victory of the team, the other side there must be 200 million praying for their team victory. People of Pakistan can not win on that numbers of people praying or fighting on face book or on internet.

But all of Pakistan's 20 million prayers were for the one true god Allah (swt)..

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Reply #8 - March 30, 2011, 11:46 PM

Lol. I don't get this thread. But Pakistan lost.

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Reply #9 - March 31, 2011, 12:48 AM

Allah follows sports? wut

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Reply #10 - March 31, 2011, 03:08 AM

Quote from: Eliphaz on March 30, 2011, 10:18 PM
If you took those 500k prayers, multiply it by the time taken to pray (maybe a minute?) you get 500k minutes, or 347 days worth of prayers.

If they spent that time thinking of how to solve Pakistan's problems... no wait, that would require actual effort.

now image the time spent watching porn! we all know what a pervy nation pakistan is

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Reply #11 - March 31, 2011, 04:07 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYut_oa_fis

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Reply #12 - April 01, 2011, 07:22 AM

Yea, if you lived in a country like Pakistan you would be watching a lot of porn too. Blame it on the mullahs and moral policy makers rather than on the youth

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Reply #13 - April 01, 2011, 07:28 AM

Gender Segregation=Big Profit for Porn Companies
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Reply #14 - April 01, 2011, 07:31 AM

not really, no one in Pakistan pays for porn, except for me may be , most just watch what's freely available I bet.

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