Cake & Dawah: Part 1 - The Qur'an on Deep Seas and Internal Waves

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Cake & Dawah: Part 1 - The Qur'an on Deep Seas and Internal Waves
OP - April 14, 2011, 10:33 PM

Last week, on Thursday to be precise, a colleague excitedly came to find me in my lab to tell me that "there's some evangelical Muslims outside the library, and they're giving away cake!" You can imagine my excitement, free dawah AND cake...so off I walked, for some reason expecting to find a group of weirdybeardies with whom a forthright debate could be held. Imagine my disappointment to find three very sweet looking Malaysian girls in head scarves, smiling and beckoning disinterested passers-by with free sugar filled yummyness. My heart sank as I realised I didn't have the heart to debate with them in case anyone got upset. I wandered over, feeling rather awkward...

"Hello!" one girl beamed beamed, "Have you heard of Islam?" I kid you not. "Ummm, yes." "That's wonderful, what do you know about it?" After much foot shuffling and umming and erring I mumbled something along the lines of "oh, you know, not much", which prompted some giggling, offering of leaflets and cake and an invitation to ask any questions. I vowed to return after getting some lunch...[to be continued]
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Re: Cake & Dawah: Part 1 - The Qur'an on Deep Seas and Internal Waves
Reply #1 - April 14, 2011, 10:40 PM

I like this story already.

I sometimes find encounters with female evangelists, especially the sweet, glazed-eyes ones of any religion, to be charged with erotic fantasy possibilities.

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Reply #2 - April 14, 2011, 10:41 PM

Always take free food. When I was a kid and the local Southern Baptist churches would hold "pizza pig outs" I would always stay just long enough to get the pizza then scram.

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Reply #3 - April 14, 2011, 11:10 PM

they do the same thing at my college , during spirituality week the islamic society didnt really get noticed because another organisation were giving our free lollies if you did a chlamydia test .Food usually is the best tactic if you want followers lol .

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Reply #4 - April 14, 2011, 11:16 PM

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islamic society didnt really get noticed because another organisation were giving our free lollies if you did a chlamydia test

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
God is Love.
Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Re: Cake & Dawah: Part 1 - The Qur'an on Deep Seas and Internal Waves
Reply #5 - April 14, 2011, 11:17 PM

Quote from: chris on April 14, 2011, 10:33 PM
"Hello!" one girl beamed beamed, "Have you heard of Islam?" I kid you not. "Ummm, yes." "That's wonderful, what do you know about it?" After much foot shuffling and umming and erring I mumbled something along the lines of "oh, you know, not much", which prompted some giggling, offering of leaflets and cake and an invitation to ask any questions. I vowed to return after getting some lunch...[to be continued]

The correct answer was: "it's a religion of peace".

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Reply #6 - April 14, 2011, 11:21 PM

yeah a peace of your neck
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