Skip navigation
Sidebar -

Advanced search options →
↑ ↓
CEMB → Forum → Welcome to the forum → The Lounge → Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.

Welcome

Welcome to CEMB forum.
Please login or register. Did you miss your activation email?

Donations

Help keep the Forum going!
Click on Kitty to donate:

Kitty is lost

Recent Posts

New Britain
Yesterday at 01:54 PM
Gaza assault
January 26, 2025, 10:05 AM
اضواء على الطريق ....... ...
by akay
January 26, 2025, 08:55 AM
Lights on the way
by akay
January 25, 2025, 03:08 PM
Do humans have needed kno...
January 23, 2025, 06:32 AM
AMRIKAAA Land of Free .....
January 20, 2025, 05:08 PM
Random Islamic History Po...
by zeca
December 29, 2024, 12:03 PM
Qur'anic studies today
by zeca
December 29, 2024, 11:55 AM
News From Syria
by zeca
December 28, 2024, 12:29 AM
Mo Salah
December 26, 2024, 05:30 AM
What music are you listen...
by zeca
December 25, 2024, 10:58 AM
What's happened to the fo...
December 25, 2024, 02:29 AM

Theme Changer

 Topic: Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.

 (Read 2257 times)
  • 1« Previous thread | Next thread »
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     OP - December 21, 2012, 02:36 PM
    Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament the sequel. Then the Qur’an comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There’s still Jesus, but he’s not the main character anymore, and the messiah hasn’t shown up yet.

    Jews like the first movie but ignore the sequels. Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie doesn’t count. The Muslims think the third one was the best, and Mormons liked the second one so much, they started writing fan-fiction that doesn’t fit with ANY of the series canon.
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #1 - December 21, 2012, 03:11 PM
    Grin
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #2 - December 21, 2012, 03:41 PM


    Someone needs to make this idea into a parody movie series.  Cheesy
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #3 - December 21, 2012, 03:43 PM
    Or a serious one; Tom Holland should write the screenplay.
    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #4 - December 21, 2012, 03:45 PM
    UberSlave can we have your permission to turn this into a video for our YouTube channel?  Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #5 - December 22, 2012, 11:19 PM
    You have my permission. Go ahead.
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #6 - December 23, 2012, 12:35 AM
    Quote
    and Mormons liked the second one so much, they started writing fan-fiction that doesn’t fit with ANY of the series canon.

     Cheesy love this
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #7 - December 23, 2012, 09:29 AM
    Definitely worth turning into a YouTube video Grin
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #8 - December 23, 2012, 09:43 AM
    rofl rofl where do the Scientologists  fit in?


    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #9 - December 23, 2012, 11:29 AM
    People always forget the original - the Most High, and probably the most important monotheism - that of Ahura Mazda.  Does no one go to the British Museum?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #10 - December 23, 2012, 11:30 AM
    Hint - where is Abraham alleged to originate from?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #11 - December 23, 2012, 11:41 AM
    ^Israel?
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #12 - December 23, 2012, 01:17 PM
    Quote
    Quote from: moi on December 23, 2012, 11:30 AM
    Hint - where is Abraham alleged to originate from?

    Quote from: Al-Alethia on December 23, 2012, 11:41 AM
    ^Israel?



    what "Israel?  that silly genesis story goes like this

    .............According to the account in Genesis, at the age of 75, Abram, obeying God's command, took his wife Sarai, and his household and traveled from Haran to Shechem in Canaan. Abram enters into a covenant with God, signified by the rite of circumcision. Abram is now known as Abraham (“father of many nations”), and Sarai becomes Sarah. As Abraham and Sarah are childless, Sarah suggests Abraham have a child by her handmaid, Hagar. Hagar bears Abraham his firstborn, Ishmael. Abraham and Sarah later become the parents of Isaac.[/quote]
    If there was any Abraham on this earth he was a middle eastern pagan rascal, and then you have stories over stories over stories

    ........ Abraham is the father of the Israelites through his son Isaac..........
    ......, Abraham is considered a prophet of Islam, an ancestor of Muhammad, through Ishmael.. and  both are  example of the perfect Muslim .... the Kaaba in Mecca was built by Abaraham ... For all practical purposes  at  the best he was guy .. a local leader in some middles eastern town  and at worse Abaraham could be the name of a pagan goat or and elephant that became the story of Abrahamic religions..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Classic Abrahamic religions as a movie trilogy.
     Reply #13 - December 23, 2012, 01:56 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on December 23, 2012, 01:17 PM
    at worse Abaraham could be the name of a pagan goat or and elephant that became the story of Abrahamic religions

    You never fail to make me laugh, yeez  Cheesy I don't think Abraham even existed but according to Judeo-Christian-Islamic mythology he's the patriarch of the Jews and Arabs.
  • 1« Previous thread | Next thread »