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 Topic: What American English Sounds Like to Non-English Speakers

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  • What American English Sounds Like to Non-English Speakers
     OP - August 22, 2011, 08:50 PM

    Just read Hassan's hate mail and it reminded me of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXcRqFmFa8

    PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL
    OLL RAIGTH!

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: What American English Sounds Like to Non-English Speakers
     Reply #1 - August 22, 2011, 08:56 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: What American English Sounds Like to Non-English Speakers
     Reply #2 - August 22, 2011, 10:22 PM

    http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/erection-your-onion-a-guide-to-grotescos-swedish-gibberish-english-parodies#page/1

    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
  • Re: What American English Sounds Like to Non-English Speakers
     Reply #3 - August 31, 2011, 06:00 PM

    I love Gad Elmaleh!

    He's a Moroccan-French Jew.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU5tE46UPCs

    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: What American English Sounds Like to Non-English Speakers
     Reply #4 - August 31, 2011, 06:12 PM

    There is one English and it ain't American!

    English is so brilliant that I find it difficult to accept that God chose not use for his final message!

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
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