Operation Sleaze!

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Operation Sleaze!
OP - February 03, 2012, 05:03 PM
AKA How to FAIL at picking up chicks

Quote from: BerberElla on January 28, 2012, 10:28 AM
Report back on how "Operation Kodanshi goes sleazy at the club" works out for you.

I figured that I cannot simply ‘switch on’ sleaze mode at a club after a few drinks, so I decided to do it everywhere… It hasn’t gone well. Mainly because it feels so wrong doing that. Fortunately I did manage to facebook a self–professed ‘cumslut’ who likes getting dominated.

I did plan on meeting her tomorrow, along with a bunch of mutual friends, then ravishing her arsehole while screaming: “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!” The Ruinous Powers must be LOL–ing at me though, because she confessed the other night that she is a needle–using smackhead .

Looks like I shall have to go out regardless and use terrible lines on women. The lass I mentioned above, however, DID suggest I do that in order to pull, which made me chuckle, since I have never had a woman advocate such a course of action to me. So… hilariously cheesy opening line suggestions please!
- Your Dad must be a thief! I caught the bastard outside trying to nick my bike…
- Your teeth are like the stars! They come out at night…
- Your eyes are like the stars! They’re really… yellow and far apart.
- Fancy going halves on a cocktail? *unzips flies*
- Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you, and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.
On a slightly more serious note, adding a touch of oily sleaziness to my conversations with members (customers at work) made them a little bit more positive towards me, and even made a couple of them mistake me for a nice guy. WTF Factor or what!

and see you next time!
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Re: Operation Sleaze!
Reply #1 - February 03, 2012, 06:10 PM

Quote from: Kodanshi on February 03, 2012, 05:03 PM
I did plan on meeting her tomorrow, along with a bunch of mutual friends, then ravishing her arsehole while screaming: “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!”

Were you planning on doing this in turns? I hope not. Porridge-stirring is bad for you.

Anyway, a suggestion - a variation upon the humble spitroast (but with two extra members, so to speak) can work very well. Allegedly. As long as no chapped hands are involved, anyway.

I only mention this because it allows one participant to high-five the other three...

Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
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Re: Operation Sleaze!
Reply #2 - February 03, 2012, 06:20 PM

Hahaha! That is hilariously awesome. I did chuckle upon reading that. But no. I meant I know her through a mutual friend and a bunch of us were going to meet up, go drunken bowling (my mate’s exact words. I don’t know what it is but I imagine Matrix–style Neo shootdodges as the launching mechanism for throwing the ball), go to some club, and indulge in various other Slaaneshian activities.
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Re: Operation Sleaze!
Reply #3 - February 05, 2012, 12:07 PM

Well… it may be time to abandon this as a failed enterprise. I went shopping in Asda today, and happed upon an incredibly beautiful woman with a red coat on. How often do you see a strikingly beautiful, white–skinned woman with long, black hair, no ring on her finger (not that rings or lack of necessarily signify relationship status), and looking through a Top Gear magazine?

And yet I could not bring myself to walk over, compliment her on her choice of publication perusal, and then tell her that today is International Kissing Day, and asking her if she fancied kissing an international.

Tut tut. I can revel in the knowledge that I do have balls — they are small, sensitive and fragile. Women’s vaginas, however, can take a real pounding.
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Re: Operation Sleaze!
Reply #4 - February 05, 2012, 02:41 PM

Just be a Rockstar and you will get all the wimenz you like

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Re: Operation Sleaze!
Reply #5 - February 05, 2012, 07:24 PM

That would rule the world with a fist of iron (lined with rabbit’s fur to give it a sort of additional function as a Wilhelm Reich–ian Orgone Accumulator), but I have no musical talent whatsoever. Or talent of any kind. Which tends to complicate things a litle…
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Re: Operation Sleaze!
Reply #6 - February 05, 2012, 07:27 PM

Then i have nothing to say. Continue

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Reply #7 - February 05, 2012, 07:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
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Re: Operation Sleaze!
Reply #8 - February 05, 2012, 08:00 PM

As close as I get to ‘Rock’ music:

http://soundcloud.com/kodanshi/remedyscaduanok-funky-plus
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