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 Topic: Kids say the darndest things!

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  • Kids say the darndest things!
     OP - June 17, 2012, 03:02 PM
    A first grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.   She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.   It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.



      Keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds,   because the last one is a classic!

       
    1.   Don’t change horses                             until they stop running.
    2.   Strike while the                                        bug is close.
    3.   It’s always darkest before                          Daylight Saving Time.
    4.   Never underestimate the power of                  termites.
    5.   You can lead a horse to water but                    How?
    6.   Don’t bite the hand                                                that   looks dirty.
    7.   No news is                                                   impossible
    8.   A miss is as good                                 as a   Mr.
    9.   You can’t teach an old dog                     new   Math
    10.   If you lie down with dogs,                    you’ll   stink in the morning.
    11.   Love all,                                                 trust   Me.
    12.   The pen is mightier                                  than the   pigs.
    13.   An idle mind is                                       the best way to relax.
    14..   Where there’s smoke                               there’s   pollution.
    15.   Happy the bride who                                     gets all the presents.
    16.   A penny saved                                                  is   not much.
    17.   Two’s company, three’s                             the Musketeers.
    18.   Don’t put off till tomorrow what                       you put on to go to bed.
    19.   Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,     cry and   You have to blow your nose.
    20.   There are none so blind                                        as   Stevie Wonder.
    21.   Children should be seen                                  and not spanked or grounded.
    22.   If at first you don’t succeed                                  get new batteries.
    23.   You get out of something only what you              See in the picture on the box
    24..   When the blind lead the blind                           get out of the way.
    25.   A bird in the hand                                                          is going to poop on you.



                                   And the WINNER and last one! 


    26   Better late than                         Pregnant




    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: Kids say the darndest things!
     Reply #1 - June 17, 2012, 10:19 PM
    I've been wanting to see someone make a thread like this. My kids say funny things so often.

    The latest one that had me in giggles, was when I was taking my kids to school.

    My son's version on what happens when we die. Have no idea where he's gotten this one from, made me laugh so hard and puzzled, he's got his own views on things that's for sure.

    My son said to me, "I'm going to die one day aren't I mummy?"
    "Yes," I said.
    Him, "But not yet, when I'm an old man,"
    Me, "Yeah,"
    Him, "When I die, I'm going to go into the ground?"
    Me, "Yes, probably, or you could get cremated if you want,"
    Him, "Hmmmm... No, just in the ground. Mummy? When I die and go in the ground, I'm going to be a baby again aren't I?"
    Me, "I don't know, no one knows what's going to happen when we die, is that what you think is going to happen?"
    Him, "Yeah, I'm going to be a baby again in your tummy!"
    Me (I'm trying really hard not to giggle), "No, not my tummy, I'll be old by then, why do you think you're going to be a baby again?"
    Him, "Because! I'm going to be a baby again and be a kid, and be a dad, and be a old man and die AGAIN!"
    Me, "Wow, that sounds like alot of work."
    Him, "Yeah." (he nods)
    Me, "You are such a funny boy. I love you _________."
    Him, "Yeah, I is a funny boy. I love you too Mummy! Oh look, school!"
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