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Reply #30 - February 04, 2013, 09:51 PM

Did anyone get those spam emails showing a bruised body dug up, as the proof of the punishment in the grave. They seemed to be a craze several years back.
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Reply #31 - February 04, 2013, 09:52 PM

LOL. I remember the first time I read the al-Mulk verse and I was like lolwut? Since when were people afraid of being swallowed by the earth? It's such a random threat.
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Reply #32 - February 04, 2013, 09:52 PM

I remember someone posted those in a thread here some time back. Can't remember the details.

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Reply #33 - February 04, 2013, 09:58 PM

Wasn't there one fairly recently about a baby being born with a miniature Quran in its hand or something?

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Reply #34 - February 04, 2013, 09:58 PM

Quote from: Al-Alethia on February 04, 2013, 09:52 PM
LOL. I remember the first time I read the al-Mulk verse and I was like lolwut? Since when were people afraid of being swallowed by the earth? It's such a random threat.

LOL, apparently it used to happen all the time back in the 7th century. There is also a Duah where the prophet used to seek refuge in Allah’s greatness from being swallowed from beneath him. lol. I guess that was a real problem back then.
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Reply #35 - February 04, 2013, 09:59 PM

Quote from: Ishina on February 04, 2013, 09:58 PM
Wasn't there one fairly recently about a baby being born with a miniature Quran in its hand or something?

There was one in russia apparently the baby was born with quran writing on its body.
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Reply #36 - February 04, 2013, 10:01 PM

Quote from: Ishina on February 04, 2013, 09:58 PM
Wasn't there one fairly recently about a baby being born with a miniature Quran in its hand or something?

We should start one about an imam being born with his head up his arse.

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Reply #37 - February 04, 2013, 10:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbeoZsR8BUU

Here it is cant really make out the words but the Muslims on thepage seem to be pretty certian lol
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Reply #38 - February 04, 2013, 10:09 PM

Quote from: e-raja on February 04, 2013, 09:59 PM
There was one in russia apparently the baby was born with quran writing on its body.

I could have sworn I saw a baby holding a little Quran. Was it just a dream?

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Reply #39 - February 04, 2013, 10:09 PM

So the obvious forgery and child mutilation aside, with the prohibition on taking Allah's name into the bathroom, will that kid just have to wear diapers his whole life?
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Reply #40 - February 04, 2013, 10:11 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on February 04, 2013, 10:01 PM
We should start one about an imam being born with his head up his arse.

I'm pretty sure that's a job requirement.

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Reply #41 - February 05, 2013, 01:05 AM

Quote from: happymurtad on February 04, 2013, 09:58 PM
LOL, apparently it used to happen all the time back in the 7th century. There is also a Duah where the prophet used to seek refuge in Allah’s greatness from being swallowed from beneath him. lol. I guess that was a real problem back then.

It must've been some bizarre personal fear of Mo's.

Quote from: osmanthus on February 04, 2013, 10:01 PM
We should start one about an imam being born with his head up his arse.
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Reply #42 - February 05, 2013, 01:08 AM

Found it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7bsNQcVHFE

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Reply #43 - February 05, 2013, 01:14 AM

Yeah right. The dad probably tied the thing to his dick for good luck and then...whoops, lost it.
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Reply #44 - February 05, 2013, 03:32 AM

Lol, I'm considering whether if I shove one such q'ran up mine bleep* will it be blastphemy, mirrarcles or jokes.
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Reply #45 - February 05, 2013, 06:15 AM

Either way, kids are screwed.
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Reply #46 - February 05, 2013, 11:51 AM

Quote
equals 9.

Hey, may I create an urban myth?

The Beatles were of course Muslims...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVf5Cr4M-F8

Well it is the White Album!!!

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.

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