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  • Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     OP - December 14, 2009, 08:44 PM
    Okay lets make up some neat jokes about Islam, Mo, Muslim stereotypes etc.

    Here's one I made up!


    Q: Whats the difference between Roman Polanski and the Prophet Muhammad?
    A: Roman Polanski never raped a 9 year old girl...




    HA HA HA!!  I'm really funny, eh??  Kiss 

    Cheesy

    Your turn!
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #1 - December 14, 2009, 08:50 PM
    Three mullahs are sitting outside when a beautiful woman wearing a bikine floats past.

    The first Mullah lowers his gaze and says 'alhamdolillah'
    The second Mullah mutters under his breath 'astagfirullah'

    The third Mullah says 'inshallah'
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  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #2 - December 14, 2009, 08:59 PM
    Why did the Muslim cross the road?

    There were more civilians on the other side!




    (im bad, i know..  Tongue)
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #3 - December 14, 2009, 09:02 PM
    How long does it take a Wahabi women to have a shit?

    9 months
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  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #4 - December 14, 2009, 09:03 PM
     Cheesy
    [this space for rent]
  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #5 - December 14, 2009, 09:08 PM
    What did Zakir Naik say to the kafir?

    "2 + 2 doesn't equal 5, byach! My religion is da best lololol"
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #6 - December 14, 2009, 11:26 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 14, 2009, 08:50 PM
    Three mullahs are sitting outside when a beautiful woman wearing a bikine floats past.

    The first Mullah lowers his gaze and says 'alhamdolillah'
    The second Mullah mutters under his breath 'astagfirullah'

    The third Mullah says 'inshallah'




     Cheesy Cheesy good one!
  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #7 - December 14, 2009, 11:30 PM
    C'mon! MOAR jokes plz

    The life of Muhammad alone must be a fucking gold-mine of joke material. Lets get on this, chop chop. 
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #8 - December 14, 2009, 11:37 PM
    Quote from: Kafirist on December 14, 2009, 11:30 PM
    C'mon! MOAR jokes plz

    The life of Muhammad alone must be a fucking gold-mine of joke material. Lets get on this, chop chop. 

    I'd rather watch porn to be honest. I don't have to do more than a simple Google search to find countless jokes about Islam (if I ever cared to).
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #9 - December 15, 2009, 02:23 AM
    What did Muhammad and Michael Jackson have in common?



    Both were Muslims and pedophiles
  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #10 - December 15, 2009, 02:30 AM
     parrot
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #11 - December 15, 2009, 02:44 AM
    Quote from: _truth_ on December 15, 2009, 02:23 AM
    What did Muhammad and Michael Jackson have in common?



    Both were Muslims and pedophiles


    I thought it was that Muhammad could do the moonwalk?  whistling2



    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


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  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #12 - December 15, 2009, 03:22 AM
    Quote from: _truth_ on December 15, 2009, 02:23 AM
    What did Muhammad and Michael Jackson have in common?



    Both were Muslims and pedophiles


    Since when was Michael Jackson a Muslim?
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #13 - December 15, 2009, 03:42 AM
    Quote from: ras111 on December 15, 2009, 03:22 AM
    Since when was Michael Jackson a Muslim?





    Quote
    Michael Jackson 'converts to Islam and changes name to Mikaeel'


    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/3494296/Michael-Jackson-converts-to-Islam-and-changes-name-to-Mikaeel.html
  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #14 - December 15, 2009, 03:43 AM


     Cheesy
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #15 - December 15, 2009, 04:16 AM
    ^^^  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #16 - December 15, 2009, 06:40 AM
    Quote from: Kafirist on December 15, 2009, 03:43 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

     Cheesy


    Now THAT'S a sad picture.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #17 - December 15, 2009, 08:33 AM
    Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, "I heard you were planning to leave me"
    She replied, "Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!"
    Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, "that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."
    The foundation of superstition is ignorance, the
    superstructure is faith and the dome is a vain hope. Superstition
    is the child of ignorance and the mother of misery.
    -Robert G. Ingersoll (1898)

     "Do time ninjas have this ability?" "Yeah. Only they stay silent and aren't douchebags."  -Ibl
  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #18 - December 15, 2009, 09:30 AM
     Cheesy
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  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #19 - December 15, 2009, 11:01 AM
    Why did Muhammad marry a 6 year old?....

    Because she made his cock look big...
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #20 - December 15, 2009, 11:03 AM
    Why did Muhammad tell all his followers to shave their pubes?
    Have you ever seen a 6 year old with pubes?
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #21 - December 15, 2009, 02:50 PM
    Quote from: _truth_ on December 15, 2009, 02:23 AM
    What did Muhammad and Michael Jackson have in common?



    Both were Muslims and pedophiles


    Actually I never believed MJ was a pedophile. He was a kid trapped in a 50 years old body. No evidence what so ever. Obviously the accusers were after Money. At least that's what one of the boys said.... We just lost a great entertainer.
    ...
  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #22 - December 15, 2009, 03:10 PM
    Quote from: Homer on December 15, 2009, 08:33 AM
    Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, "I heard you were planning to leave me"
    She replied, "Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!"
    Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, "that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."


     Cheesy
    Quote from: ras111 on December 15, 2009, 11:01 AM
    Why did Muhammad marry a 6 year old?....

    Because she made his cock look big...


     Cheesy
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jokes about Islam and Muslims!
     Reply #23 - December 18, 2009, 09:49 PM
    A mullah got stuck in the toilet. Why?
    He forgot the dua for exiting the toilet.


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    A mullah got admitted into heaven. In his rush for 'getting wasted' after a long life of restriction from cool things, he asked the angels in a voice that knows no tomorrow, "WHERE'S THE WINE RIVERS. I WANT TO GET THERE AND DRINK AS MUCH AS I COULD". In a second he was there drinking from the wine river. After a few minutes he said, "WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT DRUNK". The angels replied, "But the wine in Jannah doesn't make you drunk". He replied, "WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN. THE NEXT THING YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME BETTER NOT BE THAT WE CAN'T HAVE ANAL WITH HOURIS".


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    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

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