I guess they preferred seeing each other face to face as they came together in the name of the father, son and holy spirit huh?
Nope. It's coz doggy leads to teh buttsecks and teh buttsecks is from Satan.
Just did. Urghhh

Who the hell would want to play that?!
Ok but whatever you do, don't Google tub girl.
Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.