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OP - December 29, 2009, 07:30 PM

Translation:
* Boy, what is your name?
- My name is Babu.
* It is customary to mention Muhammed before the name.

* What is your father?s name?
- Muhammed Abu

* What?s this in your lap?
- Muhammed cat

Yeah, wicked funny, right? The cartoonist's intent seems to have been some mild satire concerning the Muslim tendency to name kids 'Muhammad' (though 'Osama' is moar popular at the moment) and not to rag Muhammad himself. Furthermore, the Koran is said to contain many examples of the prophet's love of cats (and loli). But, Islam being devoid of lulz and Muslims in general lacking the satire gene, all hell broke out again. The editor was fired, the cartoonist was arrested and the mob demanded his execution.

The court sentenced Rahman to two months in jail with hard labour and a fine of 500 taka (US$7.40).

I dont know what they are moaning about. I found the cartoon pretty funny and accurate
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Reply #1 - December 29, 2009, 09:00 PM

Awesome cartoon.

The reaction just shows the muslim world cant have a laugh at themselves. No sense of humour that lot!

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Reply #2 - December 29, 2009, 10:04 PM

When did this happen? Recently? Fucking hell, whats up Banglos??

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Reply #3 - December 30, 2009, 07:53 AM

I remember a story I was told a long time ago....So it may not be authentic or anything...
but there was a hadith about a cat who was sleeping on muhammed's shirtsleeve. He didnt want to disturb the cat, because he is so awesomely nice and made of gum drops, so he cut off his sleeve (Because being a cat it must have been exhausted from a hard days work, and they have a lot of trouble falling back asleep) .

Anyone ever heard that one?

EDIT: ok, looked it up, its not a hadith, its just a regular legend:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muezza

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Reply #4 - December 30, 2009, 09:04 AM

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Muezza (or Mu'izza) (Arabic: معزة‎) is said to have been the Islamic prophet Muhammad's favorite cat.[1] According to legend, Muhammad one day awoke at the sound of the call to prayer. Preparing to attend, he began to clothe himself; however, he soon discovered Muezza sleeping on the sleeve of his robe. Rather than wake her, he used a pair of scissors to cut the sleeve off, leaving the cat undisturbed; when he returned from prayers, the prophet received a bow from Muezza in thanks. He then stroked his beloved cat three times. The accuracy of this story is not clear as no references to it are made in the quran or the hadith.

It is also believed that when Muhammad gave sermons within his household, he would often hold Muezza in his lap. [2] Further anecdotes state that Muhammad sometimes used water that Muezza had drunk from for wudu.[3] Due primarily to the love Muhammad displayed for Muezza, Muslims are traditionally encouraged to regard cats as lovable and cherished creatures. Mistreating an animal is seen as among the most severe of all crimes in Islam.[4][5]

ROTFL

What he is the Arabian Inspector Gadget? He just had a scissor ready? They had scissors back then? OK it was a knife, so you mean to say he went hey get me a knife I don't want to disturb this cat? The cat bowed LOL LMAO ROTFL HAHAHAH

And of course, he stroked it three times

Pray do tell, why are cats clean? And dogs unclean? Dogs lick themselves to clean up. What do you think cats do? Use soap and water?
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Reply #5 - December 30, 2009, 09:09 AM

Mistreating an animal is seen as among the most severe of crimes. Yeah sure, that's nobody exterminates stray dogs in Arabic countries like there is no tomorrow.Not to mention Hadji and the ritual of slaugthering animals. Not to mention dhabiha, hanging an animal upside down and cutting it to bleed to death.

Meanwhile the kuffars, have dog pens, animal shelters and laws against that kind of animal slaughter.
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Reply #6 - December 30, 2009, 10:01 AM

Actually, the thing I always found most funny about that story....is that he ruins a perfectly good coat!

Its funny to think about this story, if you have a cat. Mine sleeps about 22 hours a day, and could give a s$#@ how my day went.

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Reply #7 - December 30, 2009, 10:04 AM

lol yes homer i keep trying to imagine a cat bowing to me and I ROTFL everytime
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Reply #8 - December 30, 2009, 10:07 AM

The best part of the Quran is when God says and the cattle that was created, and the camels, do you not reflect? And I go erm yes I do and then I google the evolution of cattle, cats, camels, dogs and pigs and any other animal mentioned in Islam and I LOL all the way to the strip club.

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Reply #9 - December 30, 2009, 10:21 AM

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(Because being a cat it must have been exhausted from a hard days work, and they have a lot of trouble falling back asleep) .

Quite.

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Reply #10 - December 30, 2009, 03:37 PM

Bottom line, dont mess with cats:

Hadith - Bukhari 3:553, Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar [Also in Muslim, Narrated Abu Huraira]

Allah's Apostle said, "A woman was tortured and was put in Hell because of a cat which she had kept locked till it died of hunger." Allah's Apostle further said, "(Allah knows better) Allah said (to the woman), 'You neither fed it nor watered when you locked it up, nor did you set it free to eat the insects of the earth.' "

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Reply #11 - December 30, 2009, 07:13 PM

Why a cat? Dogs are nice too.

Mohammad dog...
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Reply #12 - December 30, 2009, 08:26 PM

Quote from: Homer on December 30, 2009, 07:53 AM
EDIT: ok, looked it up, its not a hadith, its just a regular legend:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muezza

I changed that wiki article, as originally it made out it had a source, after we discussed it here http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=4520.msg116700#msg116700

Just goes to show the power of wiki, your the second one who has commented on that wiki entry - perhaps we should put more of our coem stuff there?

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Reply #13 - December 31, 2009, 01:04 AM

whoa you changed the article islame? its a great article
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Reply #14 - December 31, 2009, 03:30 AM

Could someone tell me what is it with Muslims and a reflex reaction to call sons Muhammad and daughters Fatimah?

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Reply #15 - December 31, 2009, 06:53 AM

Quote from: kaiwai on December 31, 2009, 03:30 AM
Could someone tell me what is it with Muslims and a reflex reaction to call sons Muhammad and daughters Fatimah?

Because you make gay people look bad. Both figuratively and literally.

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Reply #16 - December 31, 2009, 08:58 AM

Quote from: BlackDog on December 31, 2009, 01:04 AM
whoa you changed the article islame? its a great article

which article?

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Reply #17 - January 01, 2010, 10:18 AM

@islame
muezza wiki article
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Reply #18 - January 01, 2010, 12:05 PM

yes i did

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Reply #19 - January 02, 2010, 07:07 AM

Quote from: BlackDog on December 30, 2009, 10:04 AM
lol yes homer i keep trying to imagine a cat bowing to me and I ROTFL everytime

Maybe his cat was in heat....

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