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 Topic: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer

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  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #30 - January 12, 2010, 11:07 PM

    Holy fuck. Dunno how old you are, but 12 years ago, fairly young I suppose? Was that in a fight?


    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #31 - January 12, 2010, 11:08 PM

    @Q-Man

    Fuck me that's horrible. The worst story I heard was a guy talking about how after a fight he had the tooth of the other guy stuck to the sole of his shoe. He wasn't bragging, repenting more like it, dissuading kids from getting in fights. I was 15 when I read that story, street fighting quickly lost its appeal after that.
  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #32 - January 12, 2010, 11:13 PM

    Ever had your jaw wired shut? It sucks a gigantic donkey dick. The pain ain't even the worst part of it. It's just an enormous pain in the ass. Can't get to first base with a girl, gotta eat nothing but milkshakes and blended and strained soup/veggies, etc. through a fuckin straw. Then when you get the wire off you buy a big ass pastrami sandwich not realizing that your jaw muscles have so atrophied that you can't open your mouth wide enough to eat it, and you actually have to learn to chew again. You work your way up, but even after a couple of months when you've nearly gotten back to normal, you still can't eat pizza without the cheese goin all over your chin, and even once you got full use back, for years afterwards you run the risk of getting a "charley-horse" everytime you yawn. I still get it every now and then.

    That sounds awful

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  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #33 - January 12, 2010, 11:18 PM

    just discovered what charey-horse means.  according to wiki its north-american slang for cramp,  and comes from..

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    The term may date back to American baseball slang of the 1880s, possibly from the pitcher Charlie "Old Hoss" Radbourn who is said to have suffered from cramps.[10] Another story mentions a horse named Charley that used to work at Comiskey Park, the Chicago White Sox's baseball stadium. In those days, an old, retired horse was often called "Charlie."


    In other countries it is known as

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    In the German speaking world it is commonly known as a Pferdekuss (horse's kiss), while in Norway is referred to a l?rh?ne (thigh hen), in Sweden l?rkaka (thigh cake), in the Netherlands as an ijsbeen (ice leg) and in France as b?quille (crutch). In Portugal, it is known as a paral?tica, roughly translated to "paralyzer". In Japan it is known as komuragaeri (こむら返り?), which is literally "cramp in the calf". In north eastern Italy it is commonly called a lopez, while in the north west it is called vecchia (old woman) or dura ("hard one" or "tough one"). In the south of the country, instead, it is called morso di ciuccio (donkey bite). In some areas of central Italy, finally, it is called opossum


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  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #34 - January 12, 2010, 11:20 PM

    charey-horse


    You chinese or something, bro.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #35 - January 12, 2010, 11:27 PM

    Holy fuck. Dunno how old you are, but 12 years ago, fairly young I suppose?


    33, so I was 21, 22 at the time. Though I did have another kid slice my wrist with a knife when I was 10 if you want really young fight stories.  grin12 Scar's almost gone but you can still see it if you look close.

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    Was that in a fight?


    Nooooo...I was at this carnival where they have this game called "Hit the guy in the jaw with a metal pipe and leave him bleeding on the street for his friend to find" I lost.

    @Q-Man

    Fuck me that's horrible. The worst story I heard was a guy talking about how after a fight he had the tooth of the other guy stuck to the sole of his shoe. He wasn't bragging, repenting more like it, dissuading kids from getting in fights. I was 15 when I read that story, street fighting quickly lost its appeal after that.



    Speaking of broken teeth...

    What was really funny is that right after it happened, my friends came racing over to help me (and the dudes who jacked me jumped in their SUVs and took off), they pulled me up off the ground and I go to look in the sideview mirror of a nearby car to kinda examine myself. Blood soaking my shirt (my favorite shirt-- I was out on the town that night) and pants (ma got it all out, gotta love ma) and I can't see my teeth on the bottom left side of my face in the mirror.

    So I remember this PSA from the old GI Joe cartoons I watched as a kid. I think it was Sgt. Slaughter instructing the kiddies that if you lose a tooth from an accident, you should put it in milk and take it to the ER with you b/c maybe they can put it back in. So for the next ten minutes I have my friends helping me scour the street in darkness looking for my damn teeth. Didn't find anything, so go to the ER and they show me the X-Ray, turns out I didn't lose any teeth at all, but my jaw was so badly fractured that it dropped down below the jaw line so I couldn't see my teeth. It pretty much fucked up my teeth (especially on that side of the face) permanently, but I got to keep 'em at least, and they don't look too damn bad.

    Ah...good times, good times.  Cheesy

    fuck you
  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #36 - January 12, 2010, 11:29 PM

    Nooooo...I was at this carnival where they have this game called "Hit the guy in the jaw with a metal pipe and leave him bleeding on the street for his friend to find" I lost.


    lol Could be an accident.  lipsrsealed

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #37 - January 12, 2010, 11:40 PM

    33, so I was 21, 22 at the time. Though I did have another kid slice my wrist with a knife when I was 10 if you want really young fight stories.  grin12 Scar's almost gone but you can still see it if you look close.

    Nooooo...I was at this carnival where they have this game called "Hit the guy in the jaw with a metal pipe and leave him bleeding on the street for his friend to find" I lost.


    Speaking of broken teeth...

    What was really funny is that right after it happened, my friends came racing over to help me (and the dudes who jacked me jumped in their SUVs and took off), they pulled me up off the ground and I go to look in the sideview mirror of a nearby car to kinda examine myself. Blood soaking my shirt (my favorite shirt-- I was out on the town that night) and pants (ma got it all out, gotta love ma) and I can't see my teeth on the bottom left side of my face in the mirror.

    So I remember this PSA from the old GI Joe cartoons I watched as a kid. I think it was Sgt. Slaughter instructing the kiddies that if you lose a tooth from an accident, you should put it in milk and take it to the ER with you b/c maybe they can put it back in. So for the next ten minutes I have my friends helping me scour the street in darkness looking for my damn teeth. Didn't find anything, so go to the ER and they show me the X-Ray, turns out I didn't lose any teeth at all, but my jaw was so badly fractured that it dropped down below the jaw line so I couldn't see my teeth. It pretty much fucked up my teeth (especially on that side of the face) permanently, but I got to keep 'em at least, and they don't look too damn bad.

    Ah...good times, good times.  Cheesy


    Sorry to hear that. Sounds horrible Cry

    But as of today, are there any scars on your face or any disfigurements? Or is it not noticeable anymore?

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  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #38 - January 12, 2010, 11:45 PM

    Whatever-- makes for a good story, and I'm a blabbermouth, so I figure it as a net positive.

    If you look really close, you can notice an indentation in under my left lower jaw, and that the jaw sets a little differently on that side than the other. And my teeth aren't perfect anymore. But it's hardly noticeable-- I don't think most people would catch it without bringing it to their attention.

    fuck you
  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #39 - January 12, 2010, 11:52 PM

    Good to hear that it isn't too serious.

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #40 - January 13, 2010, 08:00 AM

    Sign me up Smiley

    I think we should have a CEMB tournament haha



    I abhor violence, don't watch boxing or the like, but if you change it to a CMB orgy, I'm there.   dance

    I prefer to make love, not war.  I'm a modern hippy.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #41 - January 13, 2010, 08:54 AM


    I abhor violence, don't watch boxing or the like, but if you change it to a CMB orgy, I'm there.   dance

    I prefer to make love, not war.  I'm a modern hippy.


    Erm I hate war too, war bad, violence bad, very bad, boxers very stupid, yes love good, sweaty hippy love very good.
  • Re: Meet Britain's first Muslim girl boxer
     Reply #42 - January 13, 2010, 08:33 PM

    I'm down with orgies Lmao

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
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