Egyptian: Hello, I'm here to seek political Asylum
US Embassy worker: Under what grounds?
Egyptian: The oppresive Egyptian regime won't let me express my political views.
US Embassy worker: How so?
Egyptian: They want to arrest me just because I threw a bomb at a synagogue.
US Embassy worker: OK, fill out this form and go stand in that line.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE61M3WJ20100223 :d'oh: