Oh dear god, lol. so i'm hangin out with a friend, and i had a couple of beers. then i have to leave 'cause the metro is about to shut down, so i take the metro and drink my last can of beer on the way, making sure there are no cops. but i walk home instead of transfer 'cause there's no time and as i leave the station a bunch of guys start talkin to me, obviously they were also drunk. then as i'm about to reach my place, some other guys start talkin to me, askin me for a place to find weed and party and shit. i'm like there's no place to party it's fuckin tuesday but you can find weed there and there, etc.. then we start talkin and they're so full of shit and they start askin random questions and i just bullshit my way through.

then a friend bumps into me, and i'm talkin to him for a while, then he leaves, and i'm talkin to those guys, and i'm having fun but at the same i'm just thinkin' k i wanna go home. so they're asking what i'm up to, and i'm like i'm drunk and i gotta go to bed 'cause i got work tomorrow (which is obviously bullshit, i have no work

) so i bail out and go home...
