Skip navigation
Sidebar -

Advanced search options →
↑ ↓
CEMB → Forum → Welcome to the forum → The Lounge → The Drunk Thread

Welcome

Welcome to CEMB forum.
Please login or register. Did you miss your activation email?

Donations

Help keep the Forum going!
Click on Kitty to donate:

Kitty is lost

Recent Posts

What music are you listen...
by zeca
March 16, 2025, 08:55 PM
Muslim grooming gangs sti...
March 16, 2025, 02:46 PM
افضل الايام
by akay
March 15, 2025, 05:31 PM
News From Syria
March 15, 2025, 02:13 PM
Do humans have needed kno...
March 15, 2025, 01:30 PM
New Britain
March 15, 2025, 11:56 AM
Ramadan
by akay
March 14, 2025, 01:22 PM
Russia invades Ukraine
March 06, 2025, 10:16 AM
Qur'anic studies today
by zeca
March 04, 2025, 09:03 PM
Marcion and the introduct...
by zeca
March 04, 2025, 06:42 PM
Gaza assault
February 26, 2025, 09:25 AM
اضواء على الطريق ....... ...
by akay
February 23, 2025, 09:40 AM

Theme Changer

 Topic: The Drunk Thread

 (Read 183819 times)
  • Previous page 1 ... 46 47 4849 50 Next page « Previous thread | Next thread »
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1410 - April 07, 2012, 09:17 PM
    Man I got a stomach ace but am not pissed. thats like almot a liter of vodka I just downed, I've got a quarter left but thats nothing. I just have a stomach pain. Cocaine sobers you out. my last gram. but am buying 9 more grams.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1411 - May 12, 2012, 12:25 PM
    Currently sipping some rather agreeable Cognac:


    However, it is the first somewhat sunny day I've seen in the UK this year, so I'm off to the park.  Cool
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1412 - May 12, 2012, 12:28 PM
    Quote from: thinkfree on May 12, 2012, 12:25 PM
    Currently sipping some rather agreeable Cognac:

    However, it is the first somewhat sunny day I've seen in the UK this year, so I'm off to the park.  Cool


    Drunk in the park....Doin it with styleee  cool2


    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1413 - May 21, 2012, 08:13 AM
    omg i haven't been this drunk in god knows how long. k probably not too long but lol i'm having too much fun in tennessee Cheesy i was talking with my friends about taxidermy and i went up to a bunch of random girls and asked them if they'd do taxidermy on their friends if they died and they got totally creeped out, they were like oookkaaaayyyy.... and then i was like you should do it if it's your best friend and they asked for you to do it when they die.. they were like K IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU BYE. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1414 - May 21, 2012, 09:53 AM
    Don't drunk text me again. (I was sleeping with phone off).  But still. *stern face*
     

    Cheesy


    001_wub
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1415 - May 21, 2012, 03:27 PM
    I wasn't drunk when I texted you!
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1416 - May 23, 2012, 03:10 AM
    Come down 3 states and visit me you jerk!  Tongue

    I won't get scared of your taxidermy conversation.  Wink
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1417 - May 23, 2012, 03:37 AM
    Quote from: Abood on May 21, 2012, 03:27 PM
    I wasn't drunk when I texted you!


    Don't lie.
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1418 - May 23, 2012, 04:09 AM


    It's 54 proof.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1419 - May 23, 2012, 05:29 AM
    Oh man, that's some good Schmidt. I often mix it with Colgate though man, its better that way.
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1420 - May 23, 2012, 05:43 AM
    Colgate doesn't contain alcohol though. Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1421 - May 23, 2012, 07:32 AM
    Swallowed a cap full once and vomited only a few minutes afterwards. Absolutely vile stuff, and I've since taken shots that I haven't even known what was in them without problems.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1422 - May 23, 2012, 07:33 AM
    Grin Grin Sounds like fun.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1423 - May 23, 2012, 07:35 AM
    Quote from: Ephemeral on May 23, 2012, 03:37 AM
    Don't lie.

    -_-

    You only wish that I drunk text you.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1424 - May 23, 2012, 07:36 AM
    Quote from: Peppermint Tits on May 23, 2012, 03:10 AM
    Come down 3 states and visit me you jerk!  Tongue

    I won't get scared of your taxidermy conversation.  Wink

    Tempting, but unfortunately I'm already stressing out about wasting money on traveling.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1425 - May 23, 2012, 08:01 AM
    No such thing as wasted money on travelling since no such thing like earned experience.   Tongue

    Also, nothing to do with being drunk but bacardi breezer strawberry flavour are awesome alcopops for the summer.  Had one yesterday, was tasty. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1426 - May 23, 2012, 08:10 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 23, 2012, 08:01 AM
    No such thing as wasted money on travelling

    I was going to say the same thing. A ridiculous percentage of my meagre earnings is spent on travel.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1427 - May 23, 2012, 08:18 AM
    Once I have some money again I plan to imitate you as much as I can on that.  Oh, and of course when the kids grow up.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1428 - May 23, 2012, 08:23 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 23, 2012, 08:01 AM
    No such thing as wasted money on travelling since no such thing like earned experience.   Tongue

    That's true. I should've said that I'm spending a lot of money on traveling, and feel that it'll bite me in the ass someday.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1429 - May 23, 2012, 08:31 AM
    Grin  Now that I can relate to.

    I had to give up that fantasy of taking myself off to rome for a weekend without the kids.  Would have bit me on the ass way too badly.  :(
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1430 - May 23, 2012, 08:39 AM
    Quote from: Solara on May 23, 2012, 04:09 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    It's 54 proof.

    Been there, done that.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1431 - May 23, 2012, 12:04 PM
    Barely gone 1pm and I'm almost drunk. GFuckign hell. To quote BINEG HUMAN: .`Creepy AND a day drinker.../'. Hahah.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1432 - May 23, 2012, 12:12 PM
    Noice

    I wish I was drunk at 1pm
    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1433 - May 23, 2012, 12:18 PM
    Hahaha.sdasd
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1434 - May 23, 2012, 12:30 PM
    kodanshi.. lol..
    off to dream land you go sir..  bedtime2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1435 - May 23, 2012, 12:44 PM
    I is teh DRUNK:

    http://soundcloud.com/kodanshi/drunk
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1436 - May 25, 2012, 07:55 AM
    omg i'm drunk as fuck Cheesy Cheesy met some pretty cool people, and some weird ass people who i swear i almost got into a fight with. Cheesy i fuckin love tennessee!!!
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1437 - May 30, 2012, 04:53 AM
    Oh dear god, lol. so i'm hangin out with a friend, and i had a couple of beers. then i have to leave 'cause the metro is about to shut down, so i take the metro and drink my last can of beer on the way, making sure there are no cops. but i walk home instead of transfer 'cause there's no time and as i leave the station a bunch of guys start talkin to me, obviously they were also drunk. then as i'm about to reach my place, some other guys start talkin to me, askin me for a place to find weed and party and shit. i'm like there's no place to party it's fuckin tuesday but you can find weed there and there, etc.. then we start talkin and they're so full of shit and they start askin random questions and i just bullshit my way through. Cheesy then a friend bumps into me, and i'm talkin to him for a while, then he leaves, and i'm talkin to those guys, and i'm having fun but at the same i'm just thinkin' k i wanna go home. so they're asking what i'm up to, and i'm like i'm drunk and i gotta go to bed 'cause i got work tomorrow (which is obviously bullshit, i have no work Cheesy ) so i bail out and go home... Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1438 - May 30, 2012, 06:49 AM
    Hehehe, I love drunken walks.

    Ahh, college.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1439 - June 02, 2012, 12:01 AM
    well i got drunk and had a hell of a night  Smiley Cheesy
    Join us on chat. Click here.
  • Previous page 1 ... 46 47 4849 50 Next page « Previous thread | Next thread »