Wanting a massage and not being able to get one. I'd ask the kids once they are awake, but they do
crap massages.

10 seconds and they tell me they are bored.

They have no idea what a real massage consists of, not touching a person's shoulders, you're supposed to press in hard, use those hand muscles to get out those knots, my shoulder's are all knotted up, but I don't think there is any point in trying to train them. They won't even do it for money any more...
Guess I expect too much of them.
I need to find a real masseuse.

And NOT a nun this time.
Did I ever mention the story of my massage by the nun in a hot pink mini-skirt? Methinks she wasn't really a nun somehow. 