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 Topic: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing

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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #90 - June 13, 2012, 02:50 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 02:49 AM
    A not-so-wise man once said: "Never trust someone who claims to be an altruist." Tongue

     Cheesy Cheesy

    BURNN!!!!!
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #91 - June 13, 2012, 02:51 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 02:49 AM
    2. Did you like it? Do you miss it?

    1/ Sometimes.

    2/ No.


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    A not-so-wise man once said: "Never trust someone who claims to be an altruist." Tongue

    But can you trust anyone who says stuff like that?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #92 - June 13, 2012, 02:53 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 13, 2012, 02:51 AM
    1/ Sometimes.

    2/ No.

    Why don't you miss it? Why did you only like it SOMETIMES? I thought people were happy when they are in love.

    I think love is very fascinating, that's why I'm asking you these questions Tongue

    Quote
    But can you trust anyone who says stuff like that?

    TOUCHE! Tongue
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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #93 - June 13, 2012, 02:55 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 02:53 AM
    Why don't you miss it? Why did you only like it SOMETIMES? I thought people were happy when they are in love.

    1/ Because there are plenty of other things that make life rewarding too.

    2/ Because sometimes it can be a bloody nuisance. Cheesy
     
    3/ You'll learn. Cheesy Cheesy
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #94 - June 13, 2012, 02:59 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 13, 2012, 02:55 AM
    1/ Because there are plenty of other things that make life rewarding too.

    2/ Because sometimes it can be a bloody nuisance. Cheesy
     
    3/ You'll learn. Cheesy Cheesy

    1. Oh right. Why did you fall out of love with her? Did she get annoying?

    3. Ugh not romantic tragedies, I know about those. I mean in REAL life.

    When did you find out you were in love with her? Did you love her RIGHT AWAY or did it develop?
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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #95 - June 13, 2012, 02:59 AM
    Hey oz, remember when you protested Berbs writing a story where you're the destroyer of everything happy.

     Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #96 - June 13, 2012, 03:01 AM
    Yeah but I still think she's full of shit. Cheesy
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #97 - June 13, 2012, 03:02 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 02:11 AM
    I am racist. Just moderately racist against Arab people, not racist against black people, and often racist against Pakistanis, VERY racist against Indians, jokingly racist against Australians...

    Not cool bro. Also, india and pakistan were the same country less than 100 years ago. Same race, herp derp.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #98 - June 13, 2012, 03:04 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 13, 2012, 03:01 AM
    Yeah but I still think she's full of shit. Cheesy

    Well now you're talking about love being a "bloody nuisance". Tongue
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #99 - June 13, 2012, 03:04 AM
    Quote from: Solara on June 13, 2012, 03:02 AM
    Not cool bro. Also, india and pakistan were the same country less than 100 years ago. Same race, herp derp.

    Yeah I was thinking maybe it's xenophobia, not racism.

    And hey! I can't help it. Racism is a part of my (deeply layered, SO QUOTH ASBIE) personality. yes
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #100 - June 13, 2012, 03:05 AM
    You should work on that.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #101 - June 13, 2012, 03:05 AM
    OS ISN'T HERE ANYMORE!!!! HE'LL NEVER ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!! *anguish*

    Do you think I should apologise? :/ Maybe it was too personal.
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #102 - June 13, 2012, 03:05 AM
    Quote from: Solara on June 13, 2012, 03:05 AM
    You should work on that.

    No. aloofandbored0
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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #103 - June 13, 2012, 03:08 AM
    Racism is a seriously bad thing. You really don't care? no
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #104 - June 13, 2012, 03:08 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 03:05 AM
    No. aloofandbored0

     Roll Eyes
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #105 - June 13, 2012, 03:23 AM
    Quote from: Solara on June 13, 2012, 03:08 AM
    Racism is a seriously bad thing. You really don't care? no

    Of course racism is bad, but I don't think it affects how I interact with people. More like, I stereotype them, then I meet them and like them Smiley
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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #106 - June 13, 2012, 03:36 AM
    Quote from: Abood on June 13, 2012, 03:04 AM
    Well now you're talking about love being a "bloody nuisance". Tongue

    I didn't say always. I said it can be sometimes. Anyone who thinks that is unrealistic aint been around enough.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #107 - June 13, 2012, 03:39 AM
    Well of course, but dreamers gonna dream. That's kinda the point, you're too realistic. Tongue
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #108 - June 13, 2012, 03:48 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 02:59 AM
    1. Oh right. Why did you fall out of love with her? Did she get annoying?

    Some of them did. Others didn't Cheesy


    Quote
    3. Ugh not romantic tragedies, I know about those. I mean in REAL life.

    No shit?
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #109 - June 13, 2012, 03:48 AM
    Quote from: Abood on June 13, 2012, 03:39 AM
    Well of course, but dreamers gonna dream. That's kinda the point, you're too realistic. Tongue

    Too realistic for what. Wink
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #110 - June 13, 2012, 11:26 AM
    Abood and chepea


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co34YnCdADc




    AHHHAHAHHAhahahahahahahha
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #111 - June 13, 2012, 11:35 AM
    Awwwwhhhhh

    Cheesy
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #112 - June 13, 2012, 11:35 AM
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I'm the bald one right? Tongue
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #113 - June 13, 2012, 11:36 AM
    Actually that seems kind of horrible tbh...  Huh?

    I feel sorry for the boy.
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #114 - June 13, 2012, 11:38 AM
    If it was me, I would be comforting/calming my son and not upsetting him for my and others amusement.
    "Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

    'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #115 - June 13, 2012, 11:46 AM
    Same here.  Poor kid's nearly hysterical and he's probably been put off women for life. 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #116 - June 19, 2012, 08:55 AM
    I actually thought the boy was the annoying one. Grin
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #117 - June 19, 2012, 08:18 PM
    The girl was so cute, cleaning his stool. 001_wub She was adorable.
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  • How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #118 - February 26, 2014, 06:44 AM
    Quote from: Clubs on June 13, 2012, 11:26 AM
    Abood and chepea


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co34YnCdADc




    AHHHAHAHHAhahahahahahahha

    Putting aside for a moment how shitty it is for the woman to encourage the situation, film it and put it online, if they do end up married I think it's obvious who'll be wearing the trousers. Cheesy
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #119 - March 05, 2015, 05:10 PM
    Why is this thread suddenly popular with guests Cheesy
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