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  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #660 - November 16, 2011, 05:25 AM
    I am. But the subject of sex is something that, I'll admit, makes me rather uncomfortable.

    *backs out of the room slowly*
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #661 - November 16, 2011, 05:47 AM
    Quote from: harakaat on November 15, 2011, 02:24 PM
    "Very important: Do NOT let the forum distract you from salah."

     Afro
     clap
    I'm open for debate (of why we should re-/embrace Islam), but I will no longer participate in this forum. Message me if you need anything. Good luck and may you all find your way... again...
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #662 - November 16, 2011, 05:48 AM
    Quote from: Andromeda on November 16, 2011, 05:25 AM
    I am. But the subject of sex is something that, I'll admit, makes me rather uncomfortable.

    *backs out of the room slowly*


    Why?
    I'm open for debate (of why we should re-/embrace Islam), but I will no longer participate in this forum. Message me if you need anything. Good luck and may you all find your way... again...
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #663 - November 16, 2011, 05:51 AM
    Quote from: luftazure on November 16, 2011, 05:48 AM
    Why?


    I don't know. I've just always been really uncomfortable with talking about that stuff.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #664 - November 16, 2011, 06:41 AM
    ex-muslim afraid of talking about sex? really? how surprising...Tongue
    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #665 - November 16, 2011, 06:51 AM
    Haha... yup.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #666 - November 16, 2011, 06:56 AM
    Quote from: norabora on November 16, 2011, 06:41 AM
    ex-muslim afraid of talking about sex? really? how surprising...Tongue


    I don't know about that, have you read the posts at CEMB?  all ex muslims do is talk about sex.  Grin
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #667 - November 16, 2011, 06:56 AM
    I think I may be the only 17 year old in the world who is afraid of the subject... lol
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #668 - November 16, 2011, 07:01 AM
    Nah, I wouldn't even stress about it in anyway.  17 is still young and if I could go back in time to change the past I would choose to still be a virgin at 17. 

    Give yourself time to be ready and the experience will be better than if you just rush through it because other people are not virgins anymore, or because you might think that you are the only 17yr old who hasn't, or is afraid.

    Sex is fun with the right person.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #669 - November 16, 2011, 07:04 AM
    Lol, well, as far as anyone knows I have no sexual thoughts. Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #670 - November 16, 2011, 07:06 AM
    Your last couple of posts would show anyone who thinks that is wrong aloofandbored0

    You are thinking about it now.   Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #671 - November 16, 2011, 07:11 AM
    I neither confirm nor deny it. But I meant in my personal life.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #672 - November 16, 2011, 07:41 AM
    I just meant that coming from the background that we come from we are going to be in two categories initially...
    1. so sexually deprived that we talk nonstop about sex.
    2. so scared to talk about sex that we've somehow made ourselves almost asexual.
    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #673 - November 16, 2011, 07:52 AM
    there's a lot of virgins in here

    mmm, ok being the really nice guy that i am
    im gonna offer to take your virginity for no charge at all Tongue

    the line starts from here..please be organized  cool2


    ....you're welcome
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #674 - November 16, 2011, 07:56 AM
    *crickets chirp*
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #675 - November 17, 2011, 01:15 AM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on November 15, 2011, 02:55 PM
    Thats why there is condom for it, diiferent types including varieties of flavour, so dont let this STD thingy discourage you from enjoying something pleasurable. Its like saying you dont want to drink alcohol because it damages liver.


    But what about oral sex? No one wants to use condoms or dental dams for that.  Cheesy

    But really what are the chances of getting STDs in our mouths... or from someone else giving us head? I would really like to know this.  wacko Since I still haven't gotten STD tested and even though I doubt I have anything (but chlamydia's symptoms are invisible - damn chlamydia!), I would like to get it for a peace of mind. Problem - it costs $150 and it would be fucking annoying if it turned out I had nothing after paying all that. Grin
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #676 - November 17, 2011, 01:19 AM
    "I paid $150 for this damn STD test - I better have AIDS or something"


    Tongue
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #677 - November 17, 2011, 01:20 AM
    Surely you can find a free chlamydia test? Huh? I can't move for them.
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #678 - November 17, 2011, 01:23 AM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on November 17, 2011, 01:19 AM
    "I paid $150 for this damn STD test - I better have AIDS or something"


    Tongue


    Grin Grin Grin I was thinking the same thing.

    Brilliant epidemiology too: "There's no need to test for disease unless you're sure you have something"
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #679 - November 17, 2011, 01:27 AM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 17, 2011, 01:20 AM
    Surely you can find a free chlamydia test? Huh? I can't move for them.

    It's only now occurred to me how odd this might be. Why does every stranger assume I have chlamydia?
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #680 - November 17, 2011, 01:30 AM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 17, 2011, 01:20 AM
    Surely you can find a free chlamydia test? Huh? I can't move for them.

    I got one in the post last year. Luckily I was the first to see it and promptly threw it in the bin. It would have been pretty damn awkward to explain to my mum what chlamydia was and why the NHS was sending me test-kits.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #681 - November 17, 2011, 01:30 AM
    Ok Titz: I have a suggestion to help with your dilemma. Find yourself someone who is hot and who you know has HIV. Fuck their guts out without taking any precautions, then wait a few months. You can then go and get a full test for all STD's, secure in the knowledge that you wont have wasted your money because the test will show you have HIV. dance
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #682 - November 17, 2011, 01:34 AM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on November 17, 2011, 01:30 AM
    I got one in the post last year. Luckily I was the first to see it and promptly threw it in the bin. It would have been pretty damn awkward to explain to my mum what chlamydia was and why the NHS was sending me test-kits.

    Why was the NHS sending you test-kits?
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #683 - November 17, 2011, 02:00 AM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on November 17, 2011, 01:19 AM
    "I paid $150 for this damn STD test - I better have AIDS or something"


    Tongue



    lol. damn straight.

    But seriously guys... I guess I'll do it anyway. I just don't understand how I'm supposed to pay that much money every few months... well.. not like I'm having a lot of sex lately.  Cheesy But after every guy I see? Again, not that I change guys frequently. Grin So I suppose just suck it up and find a way to get that money.
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #684 - November 17, 2011, 02:38 AM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on November 17, 2011, 01:19 AM
    "I paid $150 for this damn STD test - I better have AIDS or something"


    Tongue



     Cheesy
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #685 - November 17, 2011, 03:36 AM
    Quote from: Peppermint Tits on November 17, 2011, 02:00 AM
    lol. damn straight.

    But seriously guys... I guess I'll do it anyway. I just don't understand how I'm supposed to pay that much money every few months... well.. not like I'm having a lot of sex lately.  Cheesy But after every guy I see? Again, not that I change guys frequently. Grin So I suppose just suck it up and find a way to get that money.


    im sure there are places that cover it for free...especially for females
    I wish parents everywhere could remove their veil of religion and see their kids for whom they actually are.
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #686 - November 17, 2011, 04:53 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 17, 2011, 01:30 AM
    Ok Titz: I have a suggestion to help with your dilemma. Find yourself someone who is hot and who you know has HIV. Fuck their guts out without taking any precautions, then wait a few months. You can then go and get a full test for all STD's, secure in the knowledge that you wont have wasted your money because the test will show you have HIV. dance

    I read that the odds of acquiring aids from someone with aids is 1 in 500. That means you have to do it 500 times to be 100% sure you'll get it.
    Good luck.
    I'm open for debate (of why we should re-/embrace Islam), but I will no longer participate in this forum. Message me if you need anything. Good luck and may you all find your way... again...
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #687 - November 17, 2011, 04:54 AM
    oh and it's 1 in 500 with protection. It's 1 in 5000 without protection. just sayin
    I'm open for debate (of why we should re-/embrace Islam), but I will no longer participate in this forum. Message me if you need anything. Good luck and may you all find your way... again...
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #688 - November 17, 2011, 04:59 AM
    Quote from: luftazure on November 17, 2011, 04:53 AM
    I read that the odds of acquiring aids from someone with aids is 1 in 500. That means you have to do it 500 times to be 100% sure you'll get it.
    Good luck.


    Statistics don't work that way.  1 in 500 doesn't mean if you have sex 500 times for sure you have it.  It means that each time you have sex you have a 0.2% chance of contracting aids. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Who else is still a virgin?
     Reply #689 - November 17, 2011, 05:09 AM
    Quote from: luftazure on November 17, 2011, 04:54 AM
    oh and it's 1 in 500 with protection. It's 1 in 5000 without protection. just sayin


    Wait. And didn't you switch that? Shouldn't it be with protection is less likely to get it - so 1 in 5000?

    Anyway, I wasn't talking about AIDS guys.  Cheesy
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
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