My this conversation on facebook has lots of Awkward questions to Christians. I am trolling a christian troll who used to go to gay groups and spam Christianity messages.. I have underlined my punchlines that can be very useful whenever you get a chance to talk to Christians.
Good Morning ♥.¸¸.•´¯`♥ Be reminded, Jesus loves you ♥.¸¸.•´¯`♥ Give your burdens to the LORD, and he will take care of you. He will not permit the godly to slip and fall.
(Psalm 55:22)
I am scared now! I am very very scared!
SCARED ? THEN LETS BE S CARE D TOO GET HER
A, can you please remind me of a case when Jesus healed an amputee?
Actually tell us about the case of an amputee who lost his limbs in a war, and Jesus healed him from the powers of prayers.
There were many healings - the bible tells us that if they wrote down everything that Jesus did - the whole world would not be able to contain its writing.
If Jesus can take a few fish and feed the multitude, and He's able to heal lepords, raise a man that has been dead for 4 days Jesus can and probably has healed an amputee.
You need to believe and have faith - scripture tell us nothing is impossible and too hard for God muddy.
Its important you believe in Jesus and work hard to go straight, the homosexual spirit is a bad demon- you will not be able to go to heaven in it and with it.
Muddy - God did not give his children the spirit of fear, but power, love and sound mind.
Fear comes from the devil to keep us from experiencing the fullness of Gods love.
Blah blah.. show me the healed amputee or forever hold your peace. Writings of ancient mythical book doesn't convince me.
God can do anything - he does not have to show you anything Muddy - God do not need you- you need God.
You need to believe Jesus, accept Jesus as your Lord and savior - and go straight...stop being gay- if you die a homosexual d- you will never inherit Gods eternal kingdom
you are foolish to think that God can not give a person a new limb - he created the stars and the planets--and you you think he can not heal a amputee -
God do not show people proof - if you had faith - he would probably use you to heal an amputee - if God has to prove himself to you - then you have no faith. People who lack faith do not please God and if you are not pleasing God. Do not expect to recieve any favor or blessings
DO NOT USE PROFANITY - YOU NEED TO RESPECT THOSEE AROUND YOU THAT DO NOT CUSS - BESIDE PROFANITY ARE IMPURE SPIRITS MUDDY
Blah blah blah..
SATAN LIVES IN YOUR HEAART AND SOUL - his demons got you gay and his demons got you believing that God do not exist - if you continue to allow demons to rule your life - your life will be hard and they will drag you to hell muddy.
Jesus is God. Take a leap of faith and believe, repent and be blessed. God loves you.
Do not use god or other nonsense. Bullshit is real, your god isn't.
satan has you mudddy and if you allow him to continue to infect you with his lies - you will be forever without hope - its nonsense to you because you are headed for destruction- you need to seek God. God will show himself to anyone who honestly seek him
Satan doesn't exist. Cut the Crap.
Prove it.
Negative don't need proof. I demand proofs for claims of god and Satan's existence and I got none here. Aoly should really start providing them rather than announcing fake stuff as truth.
Nope, you made a universal positive claim that there isn't. Unless your omniscient, which you're not, then your premise fails miserably.
The only thing that is real is what you hold in your heart the one thing shared by all living beings. The mind is full with illusion!
Nope, I made a negative claim about god and Satan. Positive claim would be almighty Pink Zebra created the whole universe, and almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster is responsible for punishments and rewards. And then I would need to provide proof. Since I made none, burden of proof still lies on you for your claims about existence of god and Satan.
Muddy, YEP. You have nothing to hang your hat on.
And you have imaginary magic sky daddy to spread all the retardedness and bigotry in the world.
As you keep committing the fallacy of a universal negative. Keep up the good work.
Do not bring attention to someone committed to spreading fallacy . YOU ARE HELPING THERR CAUSE DUMMY
Thank you David. The fallacious religious non-sense should stop now!
bigotry comes from satan muddy - God loves all. God loves you and is protecting you by his grace from your demons - being gay is demonic spawn, being unbeliever is also demonic spawn. Yep God is compassionate and understands where you are coming from so he is patient with you - so discern, bigotry is from the spirit that possess you - not God. God loves and welcome anyone and everyone no matter what they have done wrong or what season of live they may be.
You need to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior and follow him - shed your demons - the life of your soul is at stake Muddy.
David was talking about you Muddy...
Aoly I thought God was all about forgiveness!
Aoly, there is only one side who is making fallacious arguments. And that side is yours.
I speak Gods truth - just because you are ignorant to the language of God - does not make it not true - spirit inspire all - God is goodness and positive and pure.
Your life is anything but good and pure brother... and that reflect the spirit that rules your hearts - but we are able to change out our spirit as we change out the oil in a car - you just need to change.
God is real.
Jesus is real.
Satan is real
so are his demons.
Again, God do not need you - you need God. And if you come to him and seek him in truth - he will graciously give you his spirit so you can know his truth and experience his goodness and love.
S: God forgive only if we ask for forgiveness and work hard to repent. No repentance, no forgiveness. You need to be faithful to Jesus and his teachings brother.
You only speak retardedness. God doesn't exist. All this non-sense is in your head.
GOD does exist. who do you think created the universe and people?
My parents created me when they had sex.. Universe evolved over 13 billion years..
God created the universe and the first people - adam and eve...
Layla, who created God?
I don't know and I'm Layla, but: I hope the Caps win their series, I kind of feel bad for them, they've never won a Stanley Cup in their entire existence: thus far.
muddy God exist before anything else ever created - he's the beginning and the end.
Do you realize how stupid you sound with this assertion?
Muddy, you believe in big bang theory? Could you explain infinity? Is that an Idea or relativity hoax?
Big bang theory explain a lot more than any religion could ever explain.
As a matter of fact it explains 13 billion years history of universe backed by archeological evidence, compared to your mythology with 6000 years young earth creationism, even though we know dinosaur fossils are at the very least 65 million years old.
Please tell me what caused this bang?
And please refute me, what is infinity if thats your answer.
Science don't know how big bang happen or what happened before it. And it doesn't claim to know like religious morons like to claim that they know everything.
People just knows what da BIBLE says Muddy and all this crap you talking about our God is gona gech da day you die i feel sorry for you dude you need to ask God for forgiveness if you want to make it to heaven if not then keep on trucking and talk your mess your headed stright to H-E-L-L. ima holla acha when iam looking down on you remember God see's and hears everything we all say mark my word YOU need togo and R-E-P-E-N-T.
My Flying Spaghetti Monster is gonna get you all because you are following the wrong religion. The only true state of mind is to be Pastafarian, and you have to seek forgiveness from almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You are Soooo crazy dude have a blessed evening or night copted out.
Crazy are you who believe god was sleeping for trillions of years, then suddenly got bored exactly 6000 years ago, created all the universe in 6 days, rested for 7th day. Few years later fitted over trillions of animals in an ark smaller than titanic full of food.. And about 2000 years ago impregnated a woman with himself, died for our sins..
And you have guts to call me crazy.
Topic: Awkward questions to ask "moderate" Christians